Coughs up $7.5m to make this episode go away – and emits best corporate-speak of 2016
AnalysisStrap in, we're going to loopy land!
RSA 2016Flannel rag again shown to be essential kit for freeloaders
RSA 2016Security firms facing competition from Redmond
Dell the man emails all hands to say EMC acquisition is on track
Look where the lookers are looking at you, rather than at BEELLIONS of galaxies
Yes, you get more, but you pay more for it whether you want it or not
Google switches from Chocolate Factory to Fat Factory
Don't panic! It's just the anonymised national address database under an open licence
It's 2016 and a major vendor has had to improve basic password security
Plans to break the sound barrier with a steady thump rather than a nasty boom
Sorry, tinfoil types. Crims operate from home base, don't care for cross-border sharing
Windows 8.x is fading fast, but XP hangs on, and on, and on ...
You knew SSLv2 was poison, so why was it still there?
BSides SFSamsung Gear 2 also has some problems, researcher says
Line BreakAnd is this a bug or a beauty in OpenSSL?
InfiniFlash gets Big Blue Spectrum Scale integration
'One giant leap toward putting boots on Mars'
Public Accounts Committee says civil servants' turf war caused mega IT cock-up
It's catching on - but not all blockers are militant
Sysdamin blogAvoid my nightmares and change your threat model
Inclement high-altitude conditions keep lifter on pad
It's not a trickle, or even a stream – it's a flood
PodcastWith Storagezilla, EMC's Chad Sakac, NetApp's Amy Lewis
Fibre Channel accelerates to flash array speeds
If you have a heartbeat, then of course you are...
Humanitarian worth 16.6 Donald Trumps, says Forbes
Rooftop hot hatch
Reseller lost $27m to fraud, will make a return when Carl and Gilbert Fiorentino cough
Open Sesame: '12345'
Goodbye fat-cat make-work schemes, hello to proper accountability
StoragebodWe all know spinning rust is dead. Get on with it already
And it’s starting to make its own phones, pundit reckons
Far Eastern ODMs marching to Europe, rub belly, eyes major brands' lunch
Latest StorageTek VSM 7 is bigger and badder
In 'rare cases' users might get electric shocks
RSA 2016Crafted tool to brute-force, take over accounts, buy stuff
Cost overruns, complexity... stop me if this sounds familiar
Cisco Partner SummitSelling crates of gear is so 1999
Firm said to have broken data protection rules
Just set SSLv2 on fire
Something to do with a miserable lack of creativity?
The other union? Less impressed
After rumors of upcoming layoffs, Big Blue kicks off round of 'mass' cuts
RSA 2016Coders and tech bros playing chance with the future
Also complains about Rightside propaganda and unfed mad aunts
Even cost-saving good ideas are now being leaked
Cisco Partner SummitNetworkBorg will be your one-stop IT management shop, like it or not