Now you can tell someone to literally go f--k themselves over the internet: Remote-control mock-cock patent dies
Talk about getting off on a technicality...
Hi, is that the FTC? Yep, they're at it again
But just for a month - and what a month September will be for its directors
Chalk one up in court for the Social Network
Move reflects desire to develop in the open, says company not developing in the open
Comment Roll your sleeves up, standards peeps
Is it even worth counting tablet sales? Do they even exist?
Lenovo beefs up beefy desktop replacements - and one is almost Apple-like
Hands On Fourth time lucky?
Hands On Quality, enterprise-friendly kit, but ... how much wonga?
It's no (crypto)miner offence
Something to do with ripping you off and treating you like an a-hole while doing so
Pics Even worse: contains Bixby – you've been warned
Waiter, there's a bug in my Pie
Nostalgia warp now almost complete
Review Uncomfortable to hold, crap buttons – oh dear
Analysis Economist sheds light on US broadband rivalries
Meanwhile, fakes fill the banana-shaped void
Facebook insists it has 'no plans' to exploit your personal banking info for ads – just as we have 'no plans' to trust it
Analysis After all, never say never!
One critical question remains: Who ate all the Pies?
Sinclair branding removed by IP owner as Sir C fails to step in
When Go means slow
Android version of super-game will come direct from Epic
Investigatory Powers Commissioner urged to act on mobile data extraction tech
On-Call Mischievous techie tells of printing woes soothed by kind words
Hardware stalls, services up, and TV push coming – now, let's look at Samsung...
Enough with the foot-dragging, mobile processor'n'modem giant rails in patent feud
Yeah, that'll do the trick, Mark
First-quarter loss hardly a surprise, and there's more where that came from
Yes, let's try to force the social media genie back in the bottle
Breaking news: President sticks oar into complicated saga
Updated Customers will just have to grin and Paddington Bear it (sorry)
Calls? Check. Texts? Check. Internet? Check. Notch? Mostly. Camera? Check
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Take it off! Cover it up! I don't know what I want any more!
Auntie's outage comes on predicted hottest day of the year
App-ademic's lawsuit demands jury trial, damages, etc etc etc for alleged infringement
Blacker than the heart of a Register hack
From toothbrushes to coffee makers to computers: Europe fines Asus, Pioneer, Philips for rigging prices of kit
And Denon+Marantz, too
High Sierra patch reduces performance throttling for this year's tardy laptops
Facebook, Google, Microsoft, Twitter make it easier to download your info and upload to, er, Facebook, Google, Microsoft, Twitter etc...
GDPR put a gun to their heads
He who controls supplies controls... eh, not much