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Data apocalypse is coming unless you buy AI, declares AI biz

Moogsoft lays out its pitch

AI software may help eggheads predict where aftershocks will strike

Neural networks do a better job at guessing, it seems

No need to code your webpage yourself, says Microsoft – draw it and our AI will do the rest

Bots try to shift web designers into quality assurance

US watchdog OKs robo-doc AI that spies eye disease all on its own

No doctor needed to double-check software's decisions, apparently

AI image recognition systems can be tricked by copying and pasting random objects

Picture of a human + elephant = Chair. Good job.

Smut slinger dreams of AI software to create hardcore flicks with your face – plus other machine-learning news

Roundup Your need-to-know

Everybody dance now: Watch this AI code fool friends into thinking you can cut a rug like a pro

Updated to add Day one: Dance moves. Day two: Committing crimes?

Game over, machines: Humans defeat OpenAI bots once again at video games Olympics

Computer software not ready to beat living Dota 2 pros yet

OpenAI bots smashed in their first clash against human Dota 2 pros

The International AI can react faster than humans, but don't play well enough to beat the masters yet

Network monitoring is hard... If only there was some kind of machine that could learn to do it

Comment *AI bursts through wall* 'OHHH YEAHHH!'

Nvidia shrugs off crypto-mining crash, touts live ray-tracing GPUs, etc

Roundup Also, how Apple's Siri uses your location to improve its speech recognition

DeepMind AI bots tell Google to literally chill out: Software takes control of server cooling

Oh good, we're out of the board games phase, then

Self-driving cars will be safe, we're testing them in a massive AI Sim

It's turtles all the way down

Early bird tickets for our AI and ML Conference end tonight!

Buy your tickets now and save hundreds

You: 'Alexa, open Cortana.' Alexa: 'Who?'

Updated A year on, Alexa can look at your emails and Cortana can order groceries. World shrugs

Microsoft's Chinese chatbot inspired by images to write poetry

Xiaoice's verse is 'disgusting' say rival human poets

Eye eye! DeepMind teams up with doctors to ogle eyeballs for illness

AI can help speed up diagnosis and seldom gets it wrong

Now boffins are teaching AI to dial up chemo doses for brain cancer

How does that work for reinforcement learning? +1 for shrinking tumor, -1 for death?

Train ImageNet for $40 in 18 mins, a robot that can play Where's Wally? etc

Roundup Your quick summary of AI news from this week

Clap, damn you, clap! Samsung's Bixby 2.0 AI reveal is met with apathy

Comment Maybe the audience needed the teleprompter?

Need a facial recognition auto-doxxx tool? Social Mapper has you covered

Use this to match profiles to names of people at an organization. Nothing could possibly go wrong here

America's top maker of cop body cameras says facial-recog AI isn't safe

Analysis You listening, Cressida Dick?

Oomm-tsss, oomm-tsss, Oomm-tsss, oomm-tsss... it's an AI beatbox

Vid Press record, make some noise into your mic, press play, voila – all in your browser

Reckon you deserve a Wikipedia entry? Try getting this bot's notice

When will I, will I be internet famous? When will I see my picture in the 'pedia pages?

You've heard of Michael 'Air' Jordan – well, get ready for 'AI-R' Jordan

We apologize in advance for this machine-learning basketball player pun

Hard to imagine Google, Facebook building AI without (checks notes) Dell EMC's Data Science Provisioning Portal

If you want to do some ML, and you've got a fat budget, they've got some tech to sell you

Facial recognition tech to be used on Olympians and staff at Tokyo 2020

NEC to provide NeoFace kit to 40-plus venues for the games

Oi, clickbait cop bot, jam this in your neural net: Hot new AI threatens to DESTROY web journos

This machine-learning code has one weird trick – and online editors hate it

OpenAI bots thrash team of Dota 2 semi-pros, set eyes on mega-tourney

Next goal: Beat pro players at The International

AI on Raspberry Pi, Waymo touts robo-rides to Arizonians, and more

Roundup Your quick weekend guide to various goings-on in the machine-learning world

Uptight robots that suddenly beg to stay alive are less likely to be switched off by humans

Poll Chatty, friendly bots more likely to be unplugged – study

AI, caramba: NetApp pits scaly A800 ONTAP beast against Pure's AIRI fairy

Flashes next-gen unit to compete with FlashBlade box

Boffins build a NAZI AI – wait, let's check that... OK, it's a grammar nazi

How'd you like those 'robots won't steal your job' headlines now, Reg editors? Muahaha

This is your four-minute warning: Boffins train ImageNet-based AI classifier in just 240s

Helps to have 1k GPUs and a relaxed view of accuracy

Relax, Amazon workers – OpenAI-trained robo hand isn't much use (well, not right now)

Vid Turns out replacing humans isn't that easy after all

IBM Watson dishes out 'dodgy cancer advice', Google Translate isn't better than humans yet, and other AI tidbits

Roundup Machines aren't really better than us at much

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