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Nvidia shrugs off crypto-mining crash, touts live ray-tracing GPUs, etc

Roundup Also, how Apple's Siri uses your location to improve its speech recognition

DeepMind AI bots tell Google to literally chill out: Software takes control of server cooling

Oh good, we're out of the board games phase, then

Self-driving cars will be safe, we're testing them in a massive AI Sim

It's turtles all the way down

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Pyspark, TensorFlow, Python: What's in your machine learning toolbox?

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London fuzz to get 600 more mobile fingerprint scanners

In-house software to slash support costs by £200k a year, claims Met Police

You: 'Alexa, open Cortana.' Alexa: 'Who?'

Updated A year on, Alexa can look at your emails and Cortana can order groceries. World shrugs

IoT shouters Chirp get themselves added to Microsoft Azure IoT

Now your devices can join you in bellowing at Redmond's products

Meet the LPWAN clan: The Internet of Things' low power contenders

Analysis Licensed to chill or unlicensed to thrill...

Microsoft's Chinese chatbot inspired by images to write poetry

Xiaoice's verse is 'disgusting' say rival human poets

Boffins: Confusing distributed ledger tech definitions create 'unrealistic expectations' about what it can do

Report proposes tight conceptual DLT framework

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Medical device vuln allows hackers to falsify patients' vitals

McAfee: Patient monitoring systems open to hack attacks

Eye eye! DeepMind teams up with doctors to ogle eyeballs for illness

AI can help speed up diagnosis and seldom gets it wrong

Now boffins are teaching AI to dial up chemo doses for brain cancer

How does that work for reinforcement learning? +1 for shrinking tumor, -1 for death?

Train ImageNet for $40 in 18 mins, a robot that can play Where's Wally? etc

Roundup Your quick summary of AI news from this week

Work at a startup? Think US military isn't good enough at killing? We've got the program for you

Pentagon tech trial went so well, it's now a full-time op

Talk about left Field: Apple lures back Tesla engineering guru

And revs up those daft Apple Car rumors

Clap, damn you, clap! Samsung's Bixby 2.0 AI reveal is met with apathy

Comment Maybe the audience needed the teleprompter?

Need a facial recognition auto-doxxx tool? Social Mapper has you covered

Use this to match profiles to names of people at an organization. Nothing could possibly go wrong here

America's top maker of cop body cameras says facial-recog AI isn't safe

Analysis You listening, Cressida Dick?

Is Apple going ease off its HomeKit chokehold? Sure looks like it...

Analysis Decision to join Google-y Internet-of-Things-ish Thread Group intrigues

Oomm-tsss, oomm-tsss, Oomm-tsss, oomm-tsss... it's an AI beatbox

Vid Press record, make some noise into your mic, press play, voila – all in your browser

Wondering what to do with that $2,300 burning a hole in your pocket?

Why not waste it on some not-very-good Magic Leap techno-goggles?

How to squeeze value out of machine learning from the start...

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Reckon you deserve a Wikipedia entry? Try getting this bot's notice

When will I, will I be internet famous? When will I see my picture in the 'pedia pages?

You've heard of Michael 'Air' Jordan – well, get ready for 'AI-R' Jordan

We apologize in advance for this machine-learning basketball player pun

Hard to imagine Google, Facebook building AI without (checks notes) Dell EMC's Data Science Provisioning Portal

If you want to do some ML, and you've got a fat budget, they've got some tech to sell you

Imagine Python fan fiction written in C, read with a Lisp: Code lingo Nim gets cash injection

Development of new language funded to boost Ethereum client

Facial recognition tech to be used on Olympians and staff at Tokyo 2020

NEC to provide NeoFace kit to 40-plus venues for the games

Oi, clickbait cop bot, jam this in your neural net: Hot new AI threatens to DESTROY web journos

This machine-learning code has one weird trick – and online editors hate it

OpenAI bots thrash team of Dota 2 semi-pros, set eyes on mega-tourney

Next goal: Beat pro players at The International

AI on Raspberry Pi, Waymo touts robo-rides to Arizonians, and more

Roundup Your quick weekend guide to various goings-on in the machine-learning world

Uptight robots that suddenly beg to stay alive are less likely to be switched off by humans

Poll Chatty, friendly bots more likely to be unplugged – study

The wheel turns slowly, but it turns: Feds emit IoT security tip sheet

Alexa! Are you part of a botnet?

AI, caramba: NetApp pits scaly A800 ONTAP beast against Pure's AIRI fairy

Flashes next-gen unit to compete with FlashBlade box

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There’s an AI cure for the summertime blues

Basic bigot bait: Build big black broad bots – non-white, female 'droids get all the abuse

What the fsck is wrong with people... judging from this study

Arm reckons its 'any device, any data, any cloud' IoT tech has legs

SaaSy Pelion will try to make sense of terabytes of data from anywhere to anywhere

Boffins build a NAZI AI – wait, let's check that... OK, it's a grammar nazi

How'd you like those 'robots won't steal your job' headlines now, Reg editors? Muahaha

This is your four-minute warning: Boffins train ImageNet-based AI classifier in just 240s

Helps to have 1k GPUs and a relaxed view of accuracy

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