Water + capsule + 2 weeks = 5 litres of beer
But will there be any 'nauts left on the ISS after AI bot CIMON has finished with them?
US Homeland Security installs AI cameras at the White House, Google tries to make translation less sexist
Roundup Plus: European AI researchers to create a new lab
Forget ripping off brains for AI. Butterflies and worms could lead us to self-repairing intelligent robots, says prof
'It’s clear that intelligent behavior doesn’t always require a brain'
Microsoft says it's time to get serious about facial recognition rules: 'Laws and regulations are indispensable'
Really, you all, stop it! Hey, Amazon, what's going on back there? Enough! Cut that out!
Joseph Sirosh has left the building
Events Don’t want to speak at our Reg event? Grab a blind bird ticket
Uncle Sam says it has no clue when the complex tech will arrive in a useful form
Meet AlphaFold, an artificially intelligent system to predict crucial biochemical structures
You ain't seen nothing like it. Except every day of your life
But sorting out the good boobs from bad boobs isn't easy
'I have my doubts' says Lord Chief Justice
SEAL up your data just like Microsoft: Redmond open-sources 'simple' homomorphic encryption blueprints
How to work on encrypted data without having to decrypt it first
Startling news: Users find sticking a smartphone over their eyes a bit rubbish
GPU biz also open sources PhysX and teases beefy graphics card
Cops trick Autopilot into letting them make arrest, save lives
Plus: Boffins find kit struggles in low light, crowds
Data centre, edge computing: yep – business applications
Roundup Oxford uni gets a wad of cash to study AI and law, Qualcomm invests in startups, etc
Where is your distributed ledger technology now?
See this, Google? Microsoft happy to take a half-billion in sweet, sweet US military money to 'increase lethality'
Well at least someone's interested in buying Hololens
Endorsement could come back to bite Evander Holyfield
Fret not, artists, sellers and buyers ... it's far from perfect at this stage
Big data reaps big bucks
But is it really all that useful?
HPE Discover 2018 Edgeline boxen bang operational tech and IT heads together
#F_AI_L On the side of a bus
Sponsored For one thing: an automated hacker-repelling security geek it is not
National Audit Office now says estimated saving for you and I is, er, just £18 a year
Backgrounder A gentle intro to design considerations for a large-scale internet-connected web of sensors
Arm TrustZone now a thing for Azure IoT Edge devs
Comment Data ownership is so yesterday. Give us all you've got... ethically
First UK conviction for reckless UAV flying
Trump in Spaaaaaaace: Washington DC battles over who gets to decide the rules of trillion-dollar new industry
Analysis Sudden changes to FCC document raise eyebrows
Analysis Now go away, we’re saving the world
'Tis the season to be tracked by your connected water bottle
Amazon gizmo may be key witness in slaying
All your Health Data are belong to us
Updated Carmaker's unpredictable 'super cruise control' tech blamed for ton of close calls
Analysis Bio-boffins bet beastly bad bits bash bronchi
Roundup The week's other news in machine learning
Would-be bomber thrown in the cooler for six and a half years