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No time for downtime

Sponsored Resilience comes from within

Users clutch refilled Box boxen after 'empty' folder panic

Customers couldn't see sync 'n' share files

Third NAND dimension makes quad bit bucket cells feasible

Analysis A view on quad-level cell flash error correction

OK, Google: Why does Chromecast clobber Wi-Fi connections?

Router vendors sling firmware to protect users from packet floods

ITU aims to to keep the radio on with new satellite regulation fees

Keeping geostationary sats chatting is simple. Low-Earth sats need more brains

Wait, what? The Linux Kernel Mailing List archives lived on ONE PC? One BROKEN PC?

Yup: LKML.org and all its records of the planet's most-used OS were on one disk

Dear US taxpayers, 4.5 BEEELLION of your dollars were blown on unapproved IT projects

Govt CIOs failing to scrutinize techies' spending – watchdog

Celebgate latest: Fourth dirtbag 'fesses up to pillaging iCloud for stars' X-rated selfies

Fake tech support mails used to phish for photo album logins

VMware: New year, new job – you're fired

Make like a virtual machine, and migrate out of here, small percentage of staff told

Veeam's reverse-IBM, the rebrands, the new hires, and... DRAM, what's that, Samsung?

It's been a week, hasn't it, storage bods...

Shhh! DropBox 'quietly files' for IPO

Are you getting that syncing feeling?

BOFH: Buttock And Departmental Defence ... As A Service

Episode 1 Say it with us: BADD-AAS

Should SANs be patched to fix the Spectre and Meltdown bugs? Er ... yes and no

Analysis General assumption is yes. But five suppliers say no

Remember those holy tech wars we used to have? Heh, good times

We seem to be far less religious these days – what happened?

Europe to spend €1bn on supercomputers and big data infrastructure

Four machines on the slate, at almost-exascale and beyond, to nourish local industry

Shared services plan: UK.gov hitches wagon to cloudy Oracle offering

What – no bonkers projected cost savings? You disappoint us, UK.gov

Cisco can now sniff out malware inside encrypted traffic

This is Switchzilla’s kit-plus-cloud plan in action

GPU teleportation: 2018’s first virtual pissing match

Citrix and VMware are both close to allowing live migration of NVIDIA-powered VMs

Juniper scores dubious honour of owning CVE-2018-0001

Ten bug-berries fall from the bush, including the return of 2003's Etherleak

Trump backs push for bumpkin broadband with presidential orders

Analysis But a big question remains: how fast will it actually be?

WDC is storage stud of CES with voice-activated media streaming

The rest? Well... y'know, they store digital information

You think you're all-flash? Market-watcher ranks storage vendors

What comes in a box, but doesn’t rhyme with tragic squad plant?

Oracle WebLogic hole primed to pump Monero

Careless cloud customers neglect patch, allowing crypto miners to move in

Veritas veteran becomes new big cheese at Symantec spin-off

The future is cloudy...

Seagate's CES splash, ClusterStor-like dash and Ripple crypto-cash

Bumps out new array and brags about quarterly results

In 2018, how are the big storage 8 handling the industry's challenges?

Analysis Faster access, data management and HCI

Seriously, Reg, you care about a software licensing standard?

Yup, because this one will stop virtual network functions falling over because of fine print

Micron, Intel consciously uncouple 3D NAND development

Will continue to work on 3D XPoint together

Excitable backupper ExaGrid eyes IPO

CEO focused on 'methodically building a sustainable company'

A drivers’ guide to upgrading your IT to a hybrid cloud engine

Supported Balancing the workloads

Parliamentary 'puters made 30k tries to procure pr0nz last year

Staffers, 'guests' are also on network, mutters spokesbod

Spectre and Meltdown fixes: How will they affect storage?

Analysis More worries for storage admins scouring environments for holes

Deputy lord of the Scality RING parts ways with object storage firm

President and COO leaves gaping exec responsibility hole

Come by. Away. Walk on. That'll do. Oh, um, we're just rounding up the lambs of storage

Let's bring them down from the hill and see what we have

Net boffins brew poison for BGP hijacks

'ARTEMIS' spots bad deliberately rotten routes and sets things to rights

Microsoft offloads networking to FPGA-powered NICs

This is how Azure just hit 30Gbps of throughput – and how clouds are being built now

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