Hate code? Love lists? Microsoft's got you covered
Clarifies axe fell only on new applicants, not existing users, after fanatical disappointment
Hang on? Isn't Big Blue betting the company on a clever cloud? Yup. It is. Sigh
Q3 profits and revenues up but execs grilled over cloudy future
Redmond now able to host projects like ████████ and █████████████ in █████ and ███████████
Analysis Throw your storage vanities on the bonfire
Amazon takes a swipe at hosting provider market
Tried logging in or signing up? Big bag of fail? Thought so
New EuroCloud almost matches US cloud, if you can be bothered signing up
Matches Salesforce and pals with API-fest and promise of apps built on SaaS
Analysis How can the other players up their game on and off-premises?
Updated AWS config blunder spills secrets all over the internet
Mimecast promises fast mail search and (of course) GDPR-friendly tools
Hey, but aren't you forgetting *cough* Azure? *cough*
Analysis 3 IT giants - just 1 on-prem/hybrid stack partner opening...
Aims to have Apache Spark running in time it takes to make cuppa
Engineering the Microsoft way
Management, devs, ops, Bob too... just be freakin' reasonable
OpenWorld 2017 Big boss has a Trump moment after his 2016 predictions were trashed
But analysts say good luck convincing newcomers
Back up now, but packet loss ongoing
Ignite And is this the beginning of the end for System Center?
Updated Attempt to lure more diverse workers backfires spectacularly
On-premises to Google Cloud platform 2-way interchange speedway
CTO: Engineers spend half their time on this, customers need educating on the ingredient list
Final update Firm won't explain network failure
AWS is way in front, Azure a solid second, server-makers in trouble
Also says it's not the best way to save money for most people
Code Citrix sold becomes multi-hypervisor hybrid cloud wrangler full of bursty goodness
Full region coming in 2019. Keeping it cold should be fun!
Ad giant has an 'Identity Vision' and now sees it more clearly
Collaboration with NTT Comm creates data centre safe space
Redmond also shows off SQL Server 2017 and internal Bing
Pair takes aim at $20bn analytics market
Larry Ellison also pledges 'Autonomous Database' to cut the cost of – gulp – the people who run databases
Whither the rapid file transfer app Aspera that Big Blue acquired in 2014?