Episode 3 So you deleted my advice? By accident? THREE times?
Episode 2 Support call numbers are PLOTTING against me
Episode 1 Top tips on getting ahead, BOFH-style
Episode 14 I trust two people in this world. One is me and the other ain't you
Episode 13 Halon, the noblest of gases
Episode 12 Installing Vista SP2 is like dousing a burning turd
Episode 11 Taking exception to exceptional exceptions
Episode 10 It's not a f*&%ing driver problem, mmm'kay?
Episode 9 'We are having a special this week on proton charging and storage of the beast'
Episode 8 I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you...
Episode 7 An anecdotely informationing for anyone sick of IT's jargoneering
Episode 6 And that's what happens when you don't listen to your friendly BOFH
Episode 5 I've written a plugin BLAH BLAH BLAH
Episode 4 You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.
Episode 3 Good morning, Mr Simmons. Ready for our little game?
Episode 2 Embrace, extend, exterminate ...
Episode 1 'You'd need 8 people, all with photos of their targets. And their routes home...'
Episode 20 HR roasting on an open fire...
Episode 19 Explosive network kit Trojan
Episode 18 The phone rings. Ah, live bait!
Episode 17 Bloated, slow and leaky - what version numbers really mean
Episode 16 Fault #45113: Company Corrie email list is down
Episode 15 No one ever died from buying a ... >KZERRT!<
Episode 14 Joo Janta Peril Sensitive Windows™
Episode 13 Goals, reviews ... unexpected tragedies
Episode 12 Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself ...
Episode 11 Just a sleeper bot programmed to murder us all
Episode 10 'Do you get the headaches? I get such bad headaches'
Episode 9 Glass lift, laxatives, untraceable banknotes ... oh my
Episode 8 The new nanovector viruses hide in the parity handshaking
Episode 7 You're wrong, proton breath. I'll be done with you in time to watch Oprah!
Episode 6 Chaos at Mission Central
Episode 5 Tout, tout, through and about, your callow life in dismay...
Episode 4 Conceal your special gift and do not harness it until the time of the Gathering
Episode 3 That's not where you're supposed to spread the peanut butter
Episode 2 Psst, pass it on