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BOFH: One flew over the PFY's nest

Episode 11 Nurse, nurse – he's out of bed again

BOFH: GOATSE? No, I said goat fetis... you know what, forget it

Episode 10 The Boss of the Moment visits Mission Control

BOFH: Is WHAT 'running slow'!? GOD

Episode 9 'The internet' does NOT live in your BROWSER <Red mist descending>

BOFH: Welcome to Helldesk, ma'am, may I take your bags?

Episode 8 The soul-dead CV sort-through

Nasty BOFHses. It burns us! It burns...

Episode 7 What's that, Boss? Speak up, would you?

BOFH: Backup server's failed? We have a backup backup server

Episode 6 But what if the backup backup backup backup backup server fails, Boss?

BOFH: Don't be afraid - we won't hurt your delicate, flimsy inkjet printer

Episode 5 'Member when engineers studied ENGINEERING?

BOFH: Go on, beancounter, type DROP TABLE asset;

Episode 4 He went Colonel Kurtz on me, boss

The BOFH is BACK: And it's cloudy with a 90% chance of beatings

Episode 3 So you deleted my advice? By accident? THREE times?

BOFH: My HELPDESK HELL - lies, phones lines and statistics

Episode 2 Support call numbers are PLOTTING against me

BOFH: Climb the corp ladder - and use your boss as a bullet shield

Episode 1 Top tips on getting ahead, BOFH-style

BOFH: Cannot terminate PFY instance... ACCESS DENIED

Episode 14 I trust two people in this world. One is me and the other ain't you

BOFH: The Great Patch Mismatch

Episode 13 Halon, the noblest of gases

BOFH: Hasta la Vista... luser

Episode 12 Installing Vista SP2 is like dousing a burning turd

BOFH: Can't you just ... NO, I JUST CAN'T

Episode 11 Taking exception to exceptional exceptions

BOFH: Tenacious B and the Printer of Destiny

Episode 10 It's not a f*&%ing driver problem, mmm'kay?

BOFH: Uninterruptible patsy supply

Episode 9 'We are having a special this week on proton charging and storage of the beast'

BOFH: Our Excel-lent new boss and the diagram plan

Episode 8 I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you...

BOFH: Shove your project managementry up your mailbox!

Episode 7 An anecdotely informationing for anyone sick of IT's jargoneering

BOFH: The back-up backdown smackdown

Episode 6 And that's what happens when you don't listen to your friendly BOFH

PFY vs Bearded 80s Netscape Bore: BOFH

Episode 5 I've written a plugin BLAH BLAH BLAH

BOFH: Siri, why do users lie?

Episode 4 You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.

BOFH: Dawn raid on Fort BOFH

Episode 3 Good morning, Mr Simmons. Ready for our little game?

BOFH: Moon landings, Pong and the case of the smoking server

Episode 2 Embrace, extend, exterminate ...

BOFH: The Cloud Committee Calamity

Episode 1 'You'd need 8 people, all with photos of their targets. And their routes home...'

BOFH: The Explosive Christmas Evacuation

Episode 20 HR roasting on an open fire...

BOFH: The day the office budget bombed – literally

Episode 19 Explosive network kit Trojan

BOFH: Licence to grill ... stupid users

Episode 18 The phone rings. Ah, live bait!

BOFH: We don't need no stinkin' upgrade

Episode 17 Bloated, slow and leaky - what version numbers really mean

BOFH: Hordes unleashed... by a RAM upgrade

Episode 16 Fault #45113: Company Corrie email list is down

BOFH: Where's my free fondleslab?

Episode 15 No one ever died from buying a ... >KZERRT!<

BOFH: No, the Fabinocci sequence

Episode 14 Joo Janta Peril Sensitive Windows™

BOFH: I'll get my bonus even if it kills, well, someone

Episode 13 Goals, reviews ... unexpected tragedies

BOFH: Beer, shinies, death by fire, rats IN THAT ORDER

Episode 12 Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself ...

BOFH: Axe handles - occasionally quite slippery

Episode 11 Just a sleeper bot programmed to murder us all

BOFH vs PFY: There can be only one (on the exes chit)

Episode 10 'Do you get the headaches? I get such bad headaches'

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