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BOFH: Getting to the brown, nutty heart of the water cooler matter

Episode 6 All that glistens is not gold... something else

BOFH: Explain? All we need is this kay-sh with DDR3 Cortexiphan ...

Episode 5 You opened Pandora's Box, you shut it again

BOFH: Never mind that old brick, look at this ink-stained BEAUTY

Episode 4 Swapsies? Oh go on. Go oooooonnnnn

BOFH: Mmm, gotta love me some fresh BYOD dog roll

Episode 3 Dog roll? Sit down before we tell you...

BOFH: The ONE-NINE uptime solution

Episode 2 Yes, 9%. AAAND the server just crashed... literally

BOFH: The Great HellDesk geek leave seek

Episode 1 Is that leave without absence, or absence without leave?

BOFH: A miracle on PFY Street

Episode 17 Secret Santa shamescapades...

BOFH: Capo di tutti capi, bah. I'm having CHICKEN JALFREZI

Episode 16 Avé! Duci Novo ...

BOFH: Santa, bloody Santa

Episode 15 Bodily violence? PLEASE. I was protecting the children

BOFH: Everyone deserves a little DOWNTIME

Episode 14 Titsup tech holiday special

BOFH: WHERE did this 'fax-enabled' printer UPGRADE come from?

Episode 13 Don't worry about that cable, it's part of the config

BOFH: An UNHOLY MATCH forged amid the sweet smell of bullsh*t

Episode 12 Top dog, meet the Queen of the Hounds

BOFH: SOOO... You want to sell us some antivirus software?

Episode 11 And allow your foul spoor to besmirch our hard drives...

BOFH: Stop your tiers – when it comes to storage, LESS is MORE

Episode 10 Hierarchical storage? Why you had only to ask, Boss

BOFH: The current value of our IT ASSets? Minus eleventy-seven...

Episode 9 Oh Beancounter, don't make us get the hose

BOFH: We CAN do that with a Raspberry Pi, but think of the BODIES

Episode 8 11 mins? 12 mins? SPARE ME the CHOICES

BOFH: The Great Backup BACKDOWN

Episode 7 'We have to be sure the system works!'

BOFH: You can take our lives, but you'll never take OUR MACROS

Episode 6 Never mind the blood, Mr Beancounter: MAGIC BEANS!

BOFH: On the contrary, we LOVE rebranding here at the IT dept

Episode 5 Which of our branding irons impresses you most?

BOFH: Oh DO tell us what you think. *CLICK*

Episode 4 $%%&amp Oh dear, we've been cut *CLICK* Well hello *CLICK* You're breaking up...

BOFH: On the PFY's Scottish estate, no one can hear you scream...

Episode 3 If a tree falls in a forest, and Simon's behind you with an axe...

BOFH: He... made... you... HE made YOU a DOMAIN ADMIN?

Episode 2 Simon, are you breathing? Simon!

BOFH: Attractive person is attractive. Um, why are your eyes bulging?

Episode 1 Couple's therapy at Mission Central

BOFH: It's DANGEROUS to go alone. Take THIS

Episode 13 It's FRY-DAY at Mission Central

BOFH: Resistance is futile - we're missing BEER O'CLOCK

Episode 12 Torture you, that's good, that's a good idea, I like that one...

BOFH: One flew over the PFY's nest

Episode 11 Nurse, nurse – he's out of bed again

BOFH: GOATSE? No, I said goat fetis... you know what, forget it

Episode 10 The Boss of the Moment visits Mission Control

BOFH: Is WHAT 'running slow'!? GOD

Episode 9 'The internet' does NOT live in your BROWSER <Red mist descending>

BOFH: Welcome to Helldesk, ma'am, may I take your bags?

Episode 8 The soul-dead CV sort-through

Nasty BOFHses. It burns us! It burns...

Episode 7 What's that, Boss? Speak up, would you?

BOFH: Backup server's failed? We have a backup backup server

Episode 6 But what if the backup backup backup backup backup server fails, Boss?

BOFH: Don't be afraid - we won't hurt your delicate, flimsy inkjet printer

Episode 5 'Member when engineers studied ENGINEERING?

BOFH: Go on, beancounter, type DROP TABLE asset;

Episode 4 He went Colonel Kurtz on me, boss

The BOFH is BACK: And it's cloudy with a 90% chance of beatings

Episode 3 So you deleted my advice? By accident? THREE times?

BOFH: My HELPDESK HELL - lies, phones lines and statistics

Episode 2 Support call numbers are PLOTTING against me

BOFH: Climb the corp ladder - and use your boss as a bullet shield

Episode 1 Top tips on getting ahead, BOFH-style

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