Episode 3 Dog roll? Sit down before we tell you...
Episode 2 Yes, 9%. AAAND the server just crashed... literally
Episode 1 Is that leave without absence, or absence without leave?
Episode 17 Secret Santa shamescapades...
Episode 16 Avé! Duci Novo ...
Episode 15 Bodily violence? PLEASE. I was protecting the children
Episode 14 Titsup tech holiday special
Episode 13 Don't worry about that cable, it's part of the config
Episode 12 Top dog, meet the Queen of the Hounds
Episode 11 And allow your foul spoor to besmirch our hard drives...
Episode 10 Hierarchical storage? Why you had only to ask, Boss
Episode 9 Oh Beancounter, don't make us get the hose
Episode 8 11 mins? 12 mins? SPARE ME the CHOICES
Episode 7 'We have to be sure the system works!'
Episode 6 Never mind the blood, Mr Beancounter: MAGIC BEANS!
Episode 5 Which of our branding irons impresses you most?
Episode 4 $%%& Oh dear, we've been cut *CLICK* Well hello *CLICK* You're breaking up...
Episode 3 If a tree falls in a forest, and Simon's behind you with an axe...
Episode 2 Simon, are you breathing? Simon!
Episode 1 Couple's therapy at Mission Central
Episode 13 It's FRY-DAY at Mission Central
Episode 12 Torture you, that's good, that's a good idea, I like that one...
Episode 11 Nurse, nurse – he's out of bed again
Episode 10 The Boss of the Moment visits Mission Control
Episode 9 'The internet' does NOT live in your BROWSER <Red mist descending>
Episode 8 The soul-dead CV sort-through
Episode 7 What's that, Boss? Speak up, would you?
Episode 6 But what if the backup backup backup backup backup server fails, Boss?
Episode 5 'Member when engineers studied ENGINEERING?
Episode 4 He went Colonel Kurtz on me, boss
Episode 3 So you deleted my advice? By accident? THREE times?
Episode 2 Support call numbers are PLOTTING against me
Episode 1 Top tips on getting ahead, BOFH-style
Episode 14 I trust two people in this world. One is me and the other ain't you
Episode 13 Halon, the noblest of gases
Episode 12 Installing Vista SP2 is like dousing a burning turd