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BOFH: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back

Episode 6 Fly, little bird, fly....

BOFH: Defenestration, a solution to Solutions To Problems We Don't Have

Episode 5 Fires and server crashes also known to work

BOFH: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience'

Episode 4 Putting the shi* into internship

BOFH: Don't back up in anger

Episode 3 And soooooo, Brian can wait. You know it's too late when PFY walks by

BOFH: Elf of Safety? Orc of Admin. Pleased to meet you

Episode 2 Come right this way. The PFY doesn't bite... that hard

BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me

Episode 1 Letting go never felt so good

BOFH: The Hypochondriac Boss and the non-random sample

Episode 14 Cherry-pickin'? You darn tootin!

BOFH: The Idiot-ware Project and the Meaningless Acronym

Episode 13 We'll take you away from misery of Hell Desk

BOFH: There are no wrong answers, just wrong questions. Mmm, really wrong ones

Episode 12 Boss, are you blushing?

BOFH: The case of the suspicious red icon

Episode 11 Could it be a virus? Why, user, you should be head of IT. Yes, I said behead

BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade'

Episode 10 Even printer salesmen get the blues

BOFH: I found a flying Dragonite on a Windows 2003 domain

Episode 9 Just slap on our custom VR headset, Boss

BOFH: Follow the paper trail

Episode 8 What are you doing in our stockroom, buddy?

BOFH: What's your point, caller?

Episode 7 Service within 48 hours... with a smile

BOFH: Thermo-electric funeral

Episode 6 Just because it's half-dead doesn't mean you shouldn't keep flogging it

BOFH: If you liked it then you should've put the internet in it

Episode 5 Boss puts the ID in IoT

BOFH: Sure, I could make your cheapo printer perform miracles

Episode 4 Just as sure as a cattle prod goes BZZZZZT!!!

BOFH: This laptop has ceased to be. And it's pub o'clock soon

Episode 3 Quantum security is no joke, y'know

BOFH: In-depth IT training needs a single-malt distillery

Episode 2 Onward, Ultrabook solderers! Marching as to war...

BOFH: I want no memory of this pointless conversation. Alcohol please

Episode 1 The internet’s new motto: Citius, Altius, Fortius

BOFH: Taking a spin in a decommissioned racer? On your own grill cam be it

Episode 18 The rise and fall of the Luton-based Lotus Eaters

BOFH: How long does it take to complete Friday's lager-related tasks?

Episode 17 'I bloody hate time management applications'

BOFH: We're miracle workers. But you want us to fix THAT in 10 minutes?

Episode 16 Psst. I can make your network super secure...

BOFH: I'm not doing this for the benefit of your health, you know

Episode 15 Has no one noted how incredibly dangerous the windows are around here?

BOFH: Press 1. Press 2. Press whatever you damn well LIKE

Episode 14 On the helldesk, nobody can hear you scream

BOFH: Power corrupts, uninterrupted power corrupts absolutely

Episode 13 The best things in life are free, or at least come when there's no charge

BOFH: An architect and his own entirely avoidable downfall

Episode 12 Office remodellings get lost in time. Like... tears. In rain

BOFH: Why, I LOVE work courses. Please tell me more, o wise one!

Episode 11 Leadership styles ... I like Hugo Boss suits and people waving at me?

BOFH: Knitting bobble hats on the steps of the guillotine

Episode 10 While the Boss happily skips up the steps and puts his neck on the block

BOFH: My diary is MINE and mine alone, you petty HR gimps

Episode 9 Read carefully before bursting in here like that

BOFH: Don't go changing on Friday evenings, I don't wanna work that hard

Episode 8 Please refer to the procedures, I like things just the way they are

BOFH: Step into my office. Now take a deep breath

Episode 7 A veteran of the bore wars proves very hard to kill

BOFH: Getting to the brown, nutty heart of the water cooler matter

Episode 6 All that glistens is not gold... something else

BOFH: Explain? All we need is this kay-sh with DDR3 Cortexiphan ...

Episode 5 You opened Pandora's Box, you shut it again

BOFH: Never mind that old brick, look at this ink-stained BEAUTY

Episode 4 Swapsies? Oh go on. Go oooooonnnnn

BOFH: Mmm, gotta love me some fresh BYOD dog roll

Episode 3 Dog roll? Sit down before we tell you...

BOFH: The ONE-NINE uptime solution

Episode 2 Yes, 9%. AAAND the server just crashed... literally

BOFH: The Great HellDesk geek leave seek

Episode 1 Is that leave without absence, or absence without leave?

BOFH: A miracle on PFY Street

Episode 17 Secret Santa shamescapades...

BOFH: Capo di tutti capi, bah. I'm having CHICKEN JALFREZI

Episode 16 Avé! Duci Novo ...

BOFH: Santa, bloody Santa

Episode 15 Bodily violence? PLEASE. I was protecting the children

BOFH: Everyone deserves a little DOWNTIME

Episode 14 Titsup tech holiday special

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