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Verity Stob

30-up: You know what? Those really weren't the days

Stob Happy anniversary, readers, from the original Git it girl

The harbingers of Doomwatch: Quist is quite the quasi-Quatermass

Stob Bug behaviour in the wild

There are 10 types of people in the world, but there is only one Melvyn

Stob Verity puts a Bragg in your shell-like

2001: A Stob Odyssey

Open the chuffing pod bay doors yourself, Dave

Programming in the Middle Ages: Docker makes a lovely pair of trousers

Stob Lest we forget

Miss Misery on hacking Mr Robot and the Missing Sense of Fun

Stob He's both the sharpest tool AND two spanners short

Seven pet h8s: Verity is sorely vexed

Stob Where's pocket Bjarne Stroustrup when you need him?

Brexit at the next junction: Verity's guide to key post-vote skills

STOB Breaking up is hard to do

Washed out summer? Fear ye not: DVDs for DevOps droogs

Stob Virtual box sets for REAL IT pros

The Sons of Kahn and the Witch of Wookey

Stob Verily, they did make support for the Internet of Things

Alice, Bob and Verity, too. Yeah, everybody's got a story, pal

Stob Bus bore claims saucy crypto bragging rights

Learn you Func Prog on five minute quick!

Stob I remember the Monoids; they came before the Cybermen

A Bombe Called Christopher, or A Very Poor Imitation

Stob Verity publishes the real script of Turing biopic The Imitation Game

V. R. R. Stob's magnificent saga A Game Of Dog-and-Bones

Stob GUARANTEED no elves and hardly any violence. Or incest

Today's bugs have BRANDS? Be still my bleeding heart [logo]

Stob Code-slinger Verity reviews the rash of groovy-named open-source security vulns

Eight EXCELLENT languages for the fondleslab-friendly Intranet of Thingies

Stob Shifting software paradigms and so forth

Three Men in a Tardis

Stob Verity has discovered a pre-Doctor Doctor Who episode

Down with Unicode! Why 16 bits per character is a right pain in the ASCII

Stob We were sold a lie. It's time to go back to 8-bit

Verity's summer songs for programmers: Sing your pals to sleep()

Stob When Irish IDEs are smiling, and so on

Bjarne Again: Hallelujah for C++

Stob Plus: Now officially OK to admit you never used STL algorithms

In space, no one can hear your laptop Blue Screen

Stob Way above the Cloud, there's a bring-your-own-disaster brewing on the ISS

Six things a text editor must do - or it's a one-way trip to the trash

Stob Does your source code editor pass the Verity test?

Who ate all the Pis?

Stob Verity Xmas wish comes true

8086 and All That. Revisited

Stob Back when England was Top Nation in computing: reassembled from ancient parchments

The Sons of Kahn and the assembly language of the internet

Stob C# hath become a lonely path. And the Beast hath shut its gates against us

Google defames Reg columnist Verity Stob

Auto-trawled headshot too AWFUL to contemplate

Stob on Quatermass: Was this British TV's finest sci-fi hour?

Stob Special Let's shake the dead fly out of the DVD

Five go wild with the Administration Tools Pack

Stob Nobody owns the Linuxes, Julian

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love IPv6

Stob You make my heart go Ping

Welcome, friend, to Metroland

Stob You Betjeman

Stuck in a dull conference? You need Verity's survival guide

Stob Getting your own back on technical seminar speakers

Hold on, Booker prize judges - Stob's penned a steampunk hit

Stob Everyone has a novel in them. Sadly this includes Reg columnist Verity

Molesworth and the New Latin

Stob 'Why must we lurn about computa sciense sur? Why?'

The Sons of Khan and the Pascal Spring

Stob How Embarcadero made Delphi as groovy as a Lumia phone. Um...

Riders of the Bearded Sage

Stob Is that a dead parrot in your pocket, or are you just trying to please me?

Doctor Who and the Unsatisfactory Five Hole Tape Punch

Stob Early world-dominating computers of the series

Verity's secret shame revealed

Stob Password techniques and retrospective Daleks

Here lies /^v.+b$/i

Stob Which programming language to use on one's headstone?

Educating Verity the OU way

Stob 'The skin of my C++ custard remained unruffled'

Verity Stob and the super subjunction

Stob Excuse me, Miss, but your pronouns need upgrading

No stranger to the moleskin trouser

Stob Not around the water cooler

In defence of Comic Sans

Stob Comic Sans Relief? I already gave

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