Open the chuffing pod bay doors yourself, Dave
Stob Lest we forget
Stob He's both the sharpest tool AND two spanners short
Stob Where's pocket Bjarne Stroustrup when you need him?
STOB Breaking up is hard to do
Stob Virtual box sets for REAL IT pros
Stob Verily, they did make support for the Internet of Things
Stob Bus bore claims saucy crypto bragging rights
Stob I remember the Monoids; they came before the Cybermen
Stob Verity publishes the real script of Turing biopic The Imitation Game
Stob GUARANTEED no elves and hardly any violence. Or incest
Stob Code-slinger Verity reviews the rash of groovy-named open-source security vulns
Stob Shifting software paradigms and so forth
Stob Verity has discovered a pre-Doctor Doctor Who episode
Stob We were sold a lie. It's time to go back to 8-bit
Stob When Irish IDEs are smiling, and so on
Stob Plus: Now officially OK to admit you never used STL algorithms
Stob Way above the Cloud, there's a bring-your-own-disaster brewing on the ISS
Stob Does your source code editor pass the Verity test?
Stob Verity Xmas wish comes true
Stob Back when England was Top Nation in computing: reassembled from ancient parchments
Stob C# hath become a lonely path. And the Beast hath shut its gates against us
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Stob Special Let's shake the dead fly out of the DVD
Stob Nobody owns the Linuxes, Julian
Stob You make my heart go Ping
Stob You Betjeman
Stob Getting your own back on technical seminar speakers
Stob Everyone has a novel in them. Sadly this includes Reg columnist Verity
Stob 'Why must we lurn about computa sciense sur? Why?'
Stob How Embarcadero made Delphi as groovy as a Lumia phone. Um...
Stob Is that a dead parrot in your pocket, or are you just trying to please me?
Stob Early world-dominating computers of the series
Stob Password techniques and retrospective Daleks
Stob Which programming language to use on one's headstone?
Stob 'The skin of my C++ custard remained unruffled'
Stob Excuse me, Miss, but your pronouns need upgrading
Stob Not around the water cooler
Stob Comic Sans Relief? I already gave
Stob Verity tackles Swedish noir
Stob More lithe than agile