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Guy Glitchy: Villagers torch Openreach effigy

Huh! More like 'won't reach'

$10,000-a-dram whisky 'wasn't even a malt'

Chinese fantasy star fell for fake

Those IT gadget freebies you picked up this year? They make AWFUL Christmas presents

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Cyber Monday is coming but I still feel so green

Birds are pecking apart Australia's national broadband network

Everything in Australia wants to kill you and if they can't find flesh, telco cabling will do

KFC turns Japanese bath tubs into party buckets

Now we can all toss in the Colonel's secret herbs and spices

Landlubber northern council shores up against boat-tipping

Ahoy there, m'ducky. Chart a course t'Doncaster

Osama Bin Laden had copy of Resident Evil, smut, in compound

CIA server goes down after release of docs from Abbottabad, reveals Osama liked BBC wildlife docos

My #95Theses of #Digital

¡Bong! I promise not Reformation, but #Transformation

'The Queen' is showing Geneva how to be polite on public transport

One must wait one's turn

Caption this: Capita staff picket a bunch o'er pickled pensions

It's day 2 at Reading Bridge House picket line. Make 'em laugh

Robot takes the job of sitting on your arse

Poll Ford reveals 'metallic butt' used to test car seats. We're calling it Seat-3-P-O

Submarine builder admits dismembering journalist's body

Danish seafarer denies murdering Kim Wall

Biz quadruples value overnight by adding 'Blockchain' to name

A tactic ailing companies might want to use?

Man: Just 18 Bitcoin babies and my home is yours

'People are doing it for high-end properties – why not Grimsby?'

The UK's super duper 1,000mph car is being tested in Cornwall

200mph runs up and down Newquay Airport runway

Rob Scoble's lawyer told him to STFU about sex pest claims. He didn't

Comment And you'll never guess what happened next – or perhaps, depressingly, you can

Uber's revolting sexism, the movie

Susan Fowler's story pitched as 'Erin Brockovich meets The Social Network'

'Screaming' man fined $149 for singing 'Everybody Dance Now'

'I don’t know if my voice was very bad and that’s why I got the ticket,' he said

We talk to Tron artist Syd Mead: On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy

Lightcycle creator on the classic sci-fi film as it turns 35

Tell the public how much our tram tickets cost? Are you mad?

Updated Transport for Greater Manchester says silly thing in reply to sensible FoI request

Please replace the sword, says owner of now-hollow stone

Legendary lake lark comes true, sort of

Man prosecuted for posting a picture of his hobby on Facebook

Airsoft player cleared but case raises many questions

Argh, my loafer just fell down the rope ladder! Yes, I'm in the Microsoft treehouse

But yep, there are power points

Footie ballsup: Petition kicks off to fix 'geometrically impossible' street signs

All hexagons and no pentagons makes Jack a very dull...

Star Wars: Big Euro cinema group can't handle demand for tickets to new flick

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to nerds raging on Twitter

SCARY SPICE: Pumpkin air freshener sparks school evacuation

Four fall ill after Fall's favorite artificial flavoring overwhelms

Blade Runner 2049 review: Scott's vision versus Villeneuve's skill

No spoilers Let me tell you about my mother

Beach, please... Billionaire VC finally opens way to waves

Vinod Khosla responds to the only thing he knows: money

What does Elon Musk really need? A personal theme tune, of course!

Do not adjust your set, you are not watching The Day Today

Ex-Harrods IT man cleared of stealing company issued laptop

Yet guilty plea to computer misuse offence costs him £250

Town wants Amazon's new HQ so much it plans to split off new town called 'Amazon'

At last, the leadership America desperately needs

Developers' timezone fail woke half of New Zealand

Wee small hours civil defence wake-in-fright text arrives on Vodafone mobes

ISIS and Jack Daniel's: One of these things is not like the other

Zürich bloke's neighbours send nasty letter over whiskey flag

Computers4Christians miraculously appears on Ubuntu wiki

It must have been divine intervention

Man with 74 convictions refused permission to fling sueball at Google

Injunction application nixed by Northern Irish High Court

Pumpkin bumpkins battle, 800kg monstrosity wins

Orange you glad that growers beat showers?

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