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Frenchman comes eye to eye with horror toilet python

'I could very well have been bitten in a sensitive place, if you know what I mean'

Junk food meets junk money: KFC starts selling Bitcoin Bucket

Transaction costs more than chicken, which would go cold by the time BTC change hands

Infamous Silicon Valley 'sex party' exactly as exciting as it sounds

Comment Maybe they should have shoved in some AI love-bots to spice things up

Butcher breaks out of own freezer using black pudding

Beef and lamb prove to be inferior escape tools

Heart of darkness: Inside the Osówka underground city

That time the Nazis hollowed out a mountain puts Suffolk 7-year-old's submarine design into production

'It was a bit tricky,' admits DSTL worker

Fancy a fidget? Craze makes debut entry into PornHub's top searches

Also: UK viewers like to take a break for Bake Off and Strictly

Beer hall putz: Regulator slaps northern pub over Nazi-themed ad

Don't mention not mentioning the war

Game of Thrones author's space horror Nightflyers hitting telly

Aliens and sinister AIs from the mind behind the greatest TV show ever? Colour me aroused

Military alliance NATO adopts official hymn

That'll show Putin who's boss!

Jocks in shock as Irn-Bru set to slash sugar and girder content

They may take our lives, but they will never take our fizzy drink

Wannabe W1 DOW-er faked car crash to track down reg plate's owner

Bristol man ordered to pay over £600 for data protection offence

Weed wish you a merry Christmas: Pot-toting OAPs tell cops 30kg stash is for pressies

Pair pulled over lugging wrong kind of trees

Australia's future technology headlines … for 2019!

Predictions are like armpits, everybody has at least two and they often stink

Meet R2-DILDO: 'Star Wars' sex toys? This is where the fun begins

I have a good... er, I mean a bad feeling about this...

Danger! High voltage: German customs bods burn half-tonne of weed in power station

Marijuana of unknown origin sent up in smoke

How Google's black box Knowledge Graph can kill you

Comment Factoid flu

Ey-up, mardy Rochdale council has dropped plans for ban on swearing. Thank f$ck!

You pillocks, that was never goin' t'werk in this Lanky town

Kent woman to season festive dinner with her mother's ashes

All I want (to eat) for Christmas is you

Telly boffin Professor Heinz Wolff has died

Obit The Great Egg Race presenter was 89

Irony's lost on old Pope Francis: Pontiff decrees fake news a 'serious sin'

Oo, awkward

At Christmas, do you give peas a chance? Go cold turkey? What is the perfect festive feast?

True meaning of the season is all about how you overindulge

Why is Wikipedia man Jimbo Wales keynoting a fake news conference?

Comment Who best to drain the swamp? Why, the biggest alligator

Coventry: Once a 'Ghost Town', soon to be UK City of Culture

Stalingrad's erstwhile twin will take the reins from Hull in 2021

YouTuber cements head inside microwave oven

Don't forget to like, subscribe and send a chisel to my PO box

Meet the woman with a supernatural affinity for stiff lovers

Something went bump in the night... over and over

O Christmas wreath, O Christmas wreath, thy potent skunk's in bunches

Ding bong merrily you're high

Viagra's Irish plant STILL giving local men and dogs stiffies (not really)

And I’ll stay up 500 weeks, and I’ll stay up 3,000 days

Quentin Tarantino in talks to make Star Trek movie

I double dare you m*therf*cker, say 'illogical' one more Goddamn time!

WW2 Enigma machine to be seized from shamed pharma bro Shkreli

Also his Picasso and that Wu Tang Clan album

Foil snack food bags make a decent Faraday cage, judge finds

Chap kept his work PDA in one, slacked off, played golf, lost job, appealed, failed to get job back

Lock them up and throw away the (don)key

Mischievous herd serves 4-day sentence

2001: A Stob Odyssey

Open the chuffing pod bay doors yourself, Dave

Tom Baker returns to finish shelved Doctor Who episodes penned by Douglas Adams

Shada serial completed with animation and voiceovers

Vanity, thy name is: M1SCO company car reg plates for sale

Private equity investor of fallen reseller launches online auction

Aussie Catholic School forced into hasty cover-up over suggestive Saint

Off-shored statue offered a curious roll

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