Off-shored statue offered a curious roll
Sacha Baron Cohen steps in after Czech tourists become butt of joke
Clueless freelancers and the productivity puzzle
'We naturally regret the human error that led to the mistake'
Highway to the donger zone
You know, the surprise attack intended to sink aircraft carriers
He built a plane called Digital Innovation and told readers: 'Come Fly With Me'
¡Bong! Ever heard of 'GDS'? Yup, that was me
This week in fact
We swapped out Lord Jesus for meat in sweet bread
SFW 24-hour extravaganza ... live ops streamed
This could work: Gandalf, Aragorn and Sauron all get busy between The Hobbit and The Fellowship of the Ring
Pie love thee, Lord Jesus
Scottish vessel gets a refit by team that restored Cutty Sark
Sorry isn't enough, Sean
Don't laugh: Goose Bay strip is where an A380 landed after its engine blew up in September
Easier than riding a bike, apparently
Confidential helpline considered for distressed and lonely churchmen
Rights carrot dangled before Netflix, Amazon and HBO, apparently
Huh! More like 'won't reach'
Chinese fantasy star fell for fake
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Cyber Monday is coming but I still feel so green
Everything in Australia wants to kill you and if they can't find flesh, telco cabling will do
Now we can all toss in the Colonel's secret herbs and spices
Ahoy there, m'ducky. Chart a course t'Doncaster
CIA server goes down after release of docs from Abbottabad, reveals Osama liked BBC wildlife docos
¡Bong! I promise not Reformation, but #Transformation
One must wait one's turn
It's day 2 at Reading Bridge House picket line. Make 'em laugh
Poll Ford reveals 'metallic butt' used to test car seats. We're calling it Seat-3-P-O
Danish seafarer denies murdering Kim Wall
A tactic ailing companies might want to use?
'People are doing it for high-end properties – why not Grimsby?'
200mph runs up and down Newquay Airport runway
Comment And you'll never guess what happened next – or perhaps, depressingly, you can
Susan Fowler's story pitched as 'Erin Brockovich meets The Social Network'