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Man prosecuted for posting a picture of his hobby on Facebook

Airsoft player cleared but case raises many questions

Argh, my loafer just fell down the rope ladder! Yes, I'm in the Microsoft treehouse

But yep, there are power points

Footie ballsup: Petition kicks off to fix 'geometrically impossible' street signs

All hexagons and no pentagons makes Jack a very dull...

Star Wars: Big Euro cinema group can't handle demand for tickets to new flick

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to nerds raging on Twitter

SCARY SPICE: Pumpkin air freshener sparks school evacuation

Four fall ill after Fall's favorite artificial flavoring overwhelms

Blade Runner 2049 review: Scott's vision versus Villeneuve's skill

No spoilers Let me tell you about my mother

Beach, please... Billionaire VC finally opens way to waves

Vinod Khosla responds to the only thing he knows: money

What does Elon Musk really need? A personal theme tune, of course!

Do not adjust your set, you are not watching The Day Today

Ex-Harrods IT man cleared of stealing company issued laptop

Yet guilty plea to computer misuse offence costs him £250

Town wants Amazon's new HQ so much it plans to split off new town called 'Amazon'

At last, the leadership America desperately needs

Developers' timezone fail woke half of New Zealand

Wee small hours civil defence wake-in-fright text arrives on Vodafone mobes

ISIS and Jack Daniel's: One of these things is not like the other

Zürich bloke's neighbours send nasty letter over whiskey flag

Computers4Christians miraculously appears on Ubuntu wiki

It must have been divine intervention

Man with 74 convictions refused permission to fling sueball at Google

Injunction application nixed by Northern Irish High Court

Pumpkin bumpkins battle, 800kg monstrosity wins

Orange you glad that growers beat showers?

We went to Nadella's launch of Hit Refresh so you didn't have to

File under management bullsh$t, for now*

Drunk canoeing no longer driving offence in Canada

Pot legalisation prep under way in maple syrup land

Byte Night: Bed down with tech chiefs, celebs ... or stay on your sofa

There may be trouble ahead – but you can help

Ex-sperm-inate! Sam the sex-droid 'heavily soiled' in randy nerd rampage

NSFW Computerized consort goes back to the shop for repairs

IKEA flat-packs TaskRabbit to crack assembly code

Startup slurped to provide allen-keying-as-a-service

Playboy founder and dressing-gown wearer Hugh Hefner dead at 91

A moment of silence, please, for the godfather of the jazz mag

Is this cough cancer, doc? No: it's a case of Playmobil on the lung

Chap inhaled tiny toy traffic cone 40 years ago and he's been spluttering ever since

Twitter to upgrade from micro-blogging to milli-blogging with 280 chars

President Trump can now trigger nuclear Armageddon in half the time

Twitter reckons Trump's Nork-baiting tweet was 'newsworthy'

Guess triggering World War 3 is also 'of public interest'

Limp Weiner to get 21 months in the hole

Hard time ahead for disgraced sexting politician Anthony

Kebab and pizza shop owner jailed for hiding £179k from the taxman

What a carve-up!

You forgot that you hired me and now you're saying it's my fault?

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Just install the trial software on 1,000 PCs and I'll be on my way

Quebec takes mature approach to 'grilled cheese' ban

It's for the grater good

Programming in the Middle Ages: Docker makes a lovely pair of trousers

Stob Lest we forget

RIP Stanislav Petrov: Russian colonel who saved world from all-out nuclear war

Obit Quiet hero dies at 77

Jon Hamm of Mad Men to lend his lungs to bounty hunter Boba Fett

In audiobook form at least

A todger, a 2.5kg dumbbell, the fire brigade... and the inevitable angle grinder

German joins growing list of blokes saved by a saw

Pennsylvania cops deploy electronics sniffer dog to catch child abusers

Hard drive hound ready for duty

Sci-Fi titan Jerry Pournelle passes, aged 84

New Wave giant, journalist, essayist and Byte columnist now a mote in God's eye

Vid game's easiest level makes players white, hardest level makes them black

South Park doing what it does best: making you laugh, uncomfortably

Sub plot subplot thickens: Madsen claims hatch fumble killed Swede journo Kim Wall

Crowdfunded submarine maker blames door slip

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