Sorry if this sounds a little… Xenu-phobic
Voulez-vous acheter le hotspot pour le shagging en plein air?
Are you high?
Still on bunger strike
Pics USS Lexington discovered 500 miles off Australia
911 transcripts tell of staff lying on ground, heads bleeding
FCC boss turns down showpiece rifle gong
CHiPs deploy bait bus to catch Silicon Valley sniper
No safe limit? Yerjokinarentyer?
Up for auction, rare Spanish copy flown by both British and German aces
Thames Valley Police a hive of activity after the a-pollen crime
The Streisand effect: Diva double-duplicates dead dog
Branded 'a breeding ground for depression and broken souls'
Heart Of Gold meets Piece Of Crap
Decorum isn't even visible in the rear-view mirror at this point
Analysis Sun cofounder Khosla continues fight to keep surfers off public pleasure spot
Church supports priests' professional development plans
Thousands of livestock attacks give police paws for thought
Booth manager claims she was stiffed on overtime, Redmond denies any wrongoing
Tired travellers floored by perfectly poured pints
Flatulence takes the wind out of budget Dutch airline's wings
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Apple suggests wiping your ROD and oiling your ring
It's not David Icke, it's Ayatollah Khamenei's former top general
Raid on 75-year-old's home yields over a thousand pills
Don't mean to harsh your buzz: Hackers weed out access hole
Cops frustrated by lack of movement in the case
Giveaway Top suggestion: eat the thing!
Something for the Weekend, Sir? A blinga, a blanga, a bippety bop, I'm going down to the record shop YEAH!
And somehow the goofball sci-fi franchise is still going strong
David Benioff and D.B. Weiss will write and produce series set in bits of the Lucasverse
Chefs scramble after mistake turns 1,500 into 15,000
Obit Cyberlibertarian and Grateful Dead lyricist passes away at 70
The 1970s called, they want their double entendres back
Search results serve our rivals, not our produce, biz complains
Poll Because girls don't like to lick their fingers or drink the crumbs
Claim of 'sovereign immunity' laughed out of court