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Millionaire-backed science fiction church to launch Scientology TV network

Sorry if this sounds a little… Xenu-phobic

Screw everything! French swingers campsite up for sale, owners 'tired'

Voulez-vous acheter le hotspot pour le shagging en plein air?

Ocado to stock cannabidiol-infused water

Are you high?

Suspected drug dealer who refused to poo for 46 DAYS released... on bail

Still on bunger strike

Paul Allen's research vessel finds wreck of WWII US aircraft carrier

Pics USS Lexington discovered 500 miles off Australia

Apple's new 'spaceship' HQ brings the pane for unobservant workers

911 transcripts tell of staff lying on ground, heads bleeding

Hey girl, move a little closer. 'Cause you're too gun shy. Hush, hush, bye says Pai

FCC boss turns down showpiece rifle gong

OK, who is shooting at Apple staff buses in California? Knock it off

CHiPs deploy bait bus to catch Silicon Valley sniper

Britain ignores booze guidelines – heads for the pub

No safe limit? Yerjokinarentyer?

Fancy owning a two-seat Second World War Messerschmitt fighter?

Up for auction, rare Spanish copy flown by both British and German aces

Oh honey! Oxfordshire abuzz with reports of a MEEELLION bees stolen

Thames Valley Police a hive of activity after the a-pollen crime

Star Paws: Attack of the clones

The Streisand effect: Diva double-duplicates dead dog

Chilly willies: Swedish nudie nightclub opens in -11°C to disgust of locals

Branded 'a breeding ground for depression and broken souls'

Neil Young slams Google, after you log in to read his rant with Google or Facebook

Heart Of Gold meets Piece Of Crap

NRA gives FCC boss Ajit Pai a gun as reward for killing net neutrality. Yeah, an actual gun

Decorum isn't even visible in the rear-view mirror at this point

Billionaire's Babylon beach ban battle barrels toward Supreme Court

Analysis Sun cofounder Khosla continues fight to keep surfers off public pleasure spot

Vatican sets up dedicated exorcism training course

Church supports priests' professional development plans

A dog DNA database? You must be barking

Thousands of livestock attacks give police paws for thought

This job Win-blows! Microsoft made me pull '75-hour weeks' in a shopping mall kiosk

Booth manager claims she was stiffed on overtime, Redmond denies any wrongoing

Japan's Robo-Bartenders point to a golden future

Tired travellers floored by perfectly poured pints

Farts away! Plane makes unscheduled stop after man won't stop guffing

Flatulence takes the wind out of budget Dutch airline's wings

HomePod, you say? Sex sex sex, that's all you think about

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Apple suggests wiping your ROD and oiling your ring

Iran: We have defeated evil nuclear-sensing Western lizards!

It's not David Icke, it's Ayatollah Khamenei's former top general

Aching bad: 'Kingpin Granny' nicked in huge prescription drugs bust

Raid on 75-year-old's home yields over a thousand pills

You dopes! US state's pot dealer database pwned after security goes up in smoke

Don't mean to harsh your buzz: Hackers weed out access hole

No sh*t, Sherlock! Bloke suspected of swallowing drug stash keeps colon schtum for 22 DAYS

Cops frustrated by lack of movement in the case

Remember the Yorkie pizza horror? Here's who won our exclusive Reg merch...

Giveaway Top suggestion: eat the thing!

Home taping revisited: A mic in each hand, pointing at speakers

Something for the Weekend, Sir? A blinga, a blanga, a bippety bop, I'm going down to the record shop YEAH!

It's been 50 years since those damn dirty apes took the planet by storm

And somehow the goofball sci-fi franchise is still going strong

Game of Thrones showrunners to make Star Wars flicks

David Benioff and D.B. Weiss will write and produce series set in bits of the Lucasverse

No yolking matter: Google Translate cock-up gives Norwegians more than un œuf eggs

Chefs scramble after mistake turns 1,500 into 15,000

Electronic Frontier Foundation chap John Perry Barlow has died

Obit Cyberlibertarian and Grateful Dead lyricist passes away at 70

ASA tells Poundland and its teabagging elf: Enough with the smutty social ninja sh*t

The 1970s called, they want their double entendres back

Basket case lawsuit: Fancy fruit florists flail Google over rotten ads, demand $200m damages

Search results serve our rivals, not our produce, biz complains

Dori-no! PepsiCo boss says biz is planning to sell lady crisps

Poll Because girls don't like to lick their fingers or drink the crumbs

A tiny Ohio village turned itself into a $3m speed-cam trap. Now it has to pay back the fines

Claim of 'sovereign immunity' laughed out of court

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