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Japan's Robo-Bartenders point to a golden future

Tired travellers floored by perfectly poured pints

Farts away! Plane makes unscheduled stop after man won't stop guffing

Flatulence takes the wind out of budget Dutch airline's wings

HomePod, you say? Sex sex sex, that's all you think about

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Apple suggests wiping your ROD and oiling your ring

Iran: We have defeated evil nuclear-sensing Western lizards!

It's not David Icke, it's Ayatollah Khamenei's former top general

Aching bad: 'Kingpin Granny' nicked in huge prescription drugs bust

Raid on 75-year-old's home yields over a thousand pills

You dopes! US state's pot dealer database pwned after security goes up in smoke

Don't mean to harsh your buzz: Hackers weed out access hole

No sh*t, Sherlock! Bloke suspected of swallowing drug stash keeps colon schtum for 22 DAYS

Cops frustrated by lack of movement in the case

Remember the Yorkie pizza horror? Here's who won our exclusive Reg merch...

Giveaway Top suggestion: eat the thing!

Home taping revisited: A mic in each hand, pointing at speakers

Something for the Weekend, Sir? A blinga, a blanga, a bippety bop, I'm going down to the record shop YEAH!

It's been 50 years since those damn dirty apes took the planet by storm

And somehow the goofball sci-fi franchise is still going strong

Game of Thrones showrunners to make Star Wars flicks

David Benioff and D.B. Weiss will write and produce series set in bits of the Lucasverse

No yolking matter: Google Translate cock-up gives Norwegians more than un œuf eggs

Chefs scramble after mistake turns 1,500 into 15,000

Electronic Frontier Foundation chap John Perry Barlow has died

Obit Cyberlibertarian and Grateful Dead lyricist passes away at 70

ASA tells Poundland and its teabagging elf: Enough with the smutty social ninja sh*t

The 1970s called, they want their double entendres back

Basket case lawsuit: Fancy fruit florists flail Google over rotten ads, demand $200m damages

Search results serve our rivals, not our produce, biz complains

Dori-no! PepsiCo boss says biz is planning to sell lady crisps

Poll Because girls don't like to lick their fingers or drink the crumbs

A tiny Ohio village turned itself into a $3m speed-cam trap. Now it has to pay back the fines

Claim of 'sovereign immunity' laughed out of court

Morrisons launches bizarre Yorkshire Pudding pizza thing

Giveaway Would you eat it? Tell us why and you could win some Reg merch

Are you taking the peacock? United Airlines deny flight to 'emotional support' bird

Angry bird: Artist's idea fails to take off

Borked bog forces flight carrying 83 plumbers to bug out back to base

The Morissette meter! It's off the scale!

Tsk-tsk, fat cat Softcat: Milk-slurping reseller taken to court

£830m listed firm eventually settled its unpaid moo juice bill

Timeout everyone. Y'all know that Musk's $500 'flamethrower' is literally a Boring blowtorch?

A flame shower not a grower

RIP Ursula K Le Guin: The wizard of Earthsea

Obit Dragon lady who told us our true names dies aged 88

Brit escorts: Without the internet to keep us safe, we'd be totally screwed

Dodgy punters blacklisted on National Ugly Mugs database

Pope wants journalism like the Catholic church wants child sex abuse probes: Slow, aimless...

Easy with those exclusives and unfortunate facts, hacks

Camels disqualified from Saudi beauty contest for Botox-enhanced pouts

My humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely camel humps

'There was no monetary incentive for this' = not what you want to hear about your tattoo

Database admin updates body art

Playboy is suing Boing Boing over Imgur centrefold link

Court has been asked to toss out 'mystifying' sueball

Take a former NSA head hacker, a Raspberry Pi, weird Kiwi radios and what do you get?

Shmoocon Legal – promise! – but completely mad Christmas lights, that's what

Job ad for designer proves its point with MS Paint shocker

It’s the visual equivalent of "10 PRINT 'Developer Wanted'"

How many Routemaster bus seats would it take to fill Wembley Stadium?

Potential Reg Standards Soviet entry? Let's take a closer look

France to lend Brexit Britain sore souvenir of Norman yoke – the Bayeux Tapestry

Prez Macron expected to agree loan when he meets PM

Butt plugs, mock cocks, late pay and paranoia: The world of Waymo star Anthony Levandowski… by his kids' nanny

This is a work of fiction, says engineer's lawyer

Private submarine builder charged with murder of journalist

Peter Madsen ruled fit to stand trial, but denies allegation

Frenchman comes eye to eye with horror toilet python

'I could very well have been bitten in a sensitive place, if you know what I mean'

Junk food meets junk money: KFC starts selling Bitcoin Bucket

Transaction costs more than chicken, which would go cold by the time BTC change hands

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