Tired travellers floored by perfectly poured pints
Flatulence takes the wind out of budget Dutch airline's wings
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Apple suggests wiping your ROD and oiling your ring
It's not David Icke, it's Ayatollah Khamenei's former top general
Raid on 75-year-old's home yields over a thousand pills
Don't mean to harsh your buzz: Hackers weed out access hole
Cops frustrated by lack of movement in the case
Giveaway Top suggestion: eat the thing!
Something for the Weekend, Sir? A blinga, a blanga, a bippety bop, I'm going down to the record shop YEAH!
And somehow the goofball sci-fi franchise is still going strong
David Benioff and D.B. Weiss will write and produce series set in bits of the Lucasverse
Chefs scramble after mistake turns 1,500 into 15,000
Obit Cyberlibertarian and Grateful Dead lyricist passes away at 70
The 1970s called, they want their double entendres back
Search results serve our rivals, not our produce, biz complains
Poll Because girls don't like to lick their fingers or drink the crumbs
Claim of 'sovereign immunity' laughed out of court
Giveaway Would you eat it? Tell us why and you could win some Reg merch
Angry bird: Artist's idea fails to take off
The Morissette meter! It's off the scale!
£830m listed firm eventually settled its unpaid moo juice bill
A flame shower not a grower
Obit Dragon lady who told us our true names dies aged 88
Dodgy punters blacklisted on National Ugly Mugs database
Easy with those exclusives and unfortunate facts, hacks
My humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely camel humps
Database admin updates body art
Court has been asked to toss out 'mystifying' sueball
Shmoocon Legal – promise! – but completely mad Christmas lights, that's what
It’s the visual equivalent of "10 PRINT 'Developer Wanted'"
Potential Reg Standards Soviet entry? Let's take a closer look
Prez Macron expected to agree loan when he meets PM
Butt plugs, mock cocks, late pay and paranoia: The world of Waymo star Anthony Levandowski… by his kids' nanny
This is a work of fiction, says engineer's lawyer
Peter Madsen ruled fit to stand trial, but denies allegation
'I could very well have been bitten in a sensitive place, if you know what I mean'
Transaction costs more than chicken, which would go cold by the time BTC change hands