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Well, whad'ya know? 'No evidence' that Obama wiretapped Trump Tower

Freedom of Information request to DoJ turns up... nada

Belarus declares war on imaginary country within borders of Belarus that is better than Belarus

Fed-up citizens join fictional opposition in their hundreds

Stephen King's scary movie reboot provokes tears from 'legit clowns'

Industry fears more pie in face over new It film

Ex-Harrods IT worker pleads guilty to PC repair shop trip

Hitchin man tried to have company-issued laptop taken off store's domain

Terry Pratchett's unfinished works flattened by steamroller

Hard drive crushed ahead of exhibition opening

Judge: You can't call someone a c*nt, but a C∀NT is a cunning stunt

So long as you stay silent and put it on a sign you're clever and not criminal

Japanese sat tech sinks Sea Shepherd anti-whaling activists' hopes

Southern ocean slaughter to continue unchecked

Kiwi prankster 'oinks' down cops' radio and sings Old MacDonald

Can someone lend them some direction-finding gear?

San Franciscans unite to smite alt-right with minefield of doggy shite

'Free speech' demo faces faeces counter-protest

IT worker used access privs to steal £1m from Scottish city council

And it took the authority seven years to notice

Airbus issues patch to prevent A350 airliner fuel tanks exploding

Hot pumps + fuel/air mixture = bang, warn aviation safety folk

Oldest flying 747 finally grounded, 47 years after first flight

Video Built in 1969, it ended its days as a testbed for engines

Headless body found near topless beach: Missing private sub journalist identified

Torso matches Kim Wall's DNA

Paris nightclub red-faced after booze-for-boobs offer exposed

Pervy 2-for-1 deal condemned by Wanderlust management

Kraut coppers seize 5,000 Donald Trump-shaped dance biscuits

Making raves great again, like, the best you've ever been to

Private sub captain changes story, now says reporter died, was 'buried at sea' – torso found

Crowdfunded submersible story somehow gets weirder

75 years ago, one Allied radar techie changed the course of WW2

And he risked being executed by his own side in the process

Drive-thru drive-by at McDs after ice cream no-show, say cops

Man pulls out replica rifle after frosty treat disappointment

British Airways waves Bing dong: At least it's not a tech cockup

Wang wag's Croatian beach art highlighted... again

I say, BING DONG! Microsoft's search engine literally cocks up on front page for hours

SFW Johnson, get a load of this

Russia's answer to Buckminster Fuller has a buttload of CGI and he's not afraid to use it

Gyroscopic trams, bunkerbeds! Enter the 'dope' world of Dahir Semenov

Vaping ads flout EU rules, even if to promote healthier lifestyles

Comment Watchdog admits it's a legal minefield

Strip club selfie bloke's accidental discharge gets him 6 years in clink

Club Lust bathroom shootup in, you guessed it, Florida

The cheek of it! Beach bar owner shoots nude bather in the booty

Gerroff moi land!

Commentard Quizwall experiment ends with more quizzing than commenting

Is that one-liner worth it?

Internet addict sent to an anti-addiction boot camp is no longer an addict. Because he's dead

Chinese clinic staff cuffed after 18-year-old gets ultimate cure

Chap behind Godwin's law suspends his own rule for Charlottesville fascists: 'By all means, compare them to Nazis'

We did Nazi that coming

A storage giant wants to give you 46,763...

Terabytes? Flash drives? No, PDF pages. Price list SKUwered

Blighty’s beloved Big Ben bell ends, may break Brexit bargain

It must be true, the Daily Express said so

World's largest private submarine in mystery sink accident

Captain rescued but questions remain over passenger's whereabouts

Assange offers job to sacked Google diversity manifestbro

Censorship is for losers!

You had ONE job: Italian firefighters suspected of starting blazes for cash

That's just Sicily

Foot-long £1 sausage roll arrives

You can keep your artichoke and pineapple artisan pork pastries

Our day with Larry Page: Embedded with one of the world's richest men

Larry: I don't know about that

Trump as US president (in Sharknado 3)? Oh Hell No!

The Donald missed out on cameo in crap film franchise to run for White House – reports

Ofcom: Blighty has devolved into a nation of unwashed binge-streaming mole people

Folk neglecting work, chores, family to catch up on Thrones

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