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Boeing embraces Embraer to take off in regional jet market

100-seaters are now a duopoly, too, so please don’t mention the trade war

What a flap: SIM swiped from slain stork's GPS tracker used to rack up $2,700 phone bill

Bio-boffins' feathers ruffled after miscreants flip 'em the bird, costing charity a lotta złoty

Bankrupt Aussie Hells Angel scoops £750k lottery jackpot

From a remand prison cell, no less

RIP Peter Firmin: Clangers creator dies aged 89

Nation mourns stop motion classics hero

Foot lose: Idiot perv's shoe-mounted upskirt vid camera explodes

Scumbag combusts his own leg with instant karma creepshot fail

Automated payment machines do NOT work the same all over the world – as I found out

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Standing on a dusty highway, waving my nozzle in the breeze

Science fiction legend Harlan Ellison ends his short time on Earth

Obit Angry, irascible, but oh so talented New Wave author

Jimmy Hill feted in Shoreditch

Muralwatch A collaborator worthy of London's finest entrepreneurs. Wait, what?

Creep travels half the world to harass online teen gamer… and gets shot by her mom – cops

Crazy Kiwi comes a cropper

UK Foreign Office offers Assange a doctor if he leaves Ecuador embassy

The times, they are a-hinting that Jules might walk soon

Great news, cask beer fans: UK shortage of CO2 menaces fizzy crap taking up tap space

Brit booze barons worry they will have to go carbon dry-oxide

Norwegian tourist board says it can't a-fjord the bad publicity from 'Land of Chlamydia' posters

No claps for you: Marketing director slams condom ad

El Reg works with Byte Night to put techies out on the streets

Join tech luminaries and Jenny Agutter for a night on the tiles

Have YOU had your breakfast pint? Boffins confirm cheeky daily tipple is good for you

Study of Americans shows light drinking is still better than none

MSDN unleashes a fresh round of unintentional innuendo bingo

It's Carry On Coding as Microsofties fiddle with knobs

Swiss cops will 'tolerate' World Cup rabble-rousers – for 60 minutes

The land of the cuckoo clock* brings you more endearingly cuckoo rules

Shatner's solar-powered Bitcoin gambit wouldn't power a deflector shield

The dilithium crystals cannae take it, Captain

PETA calls for fish friendly Swedish street signage

Fish Are Friends! exclaim animal huggers on World Ocean Day

ICO smites Bible Society, well fines it £100k...

Vengeance for poor security sins in face of cyber attack

In defence of online ads: The 'net ain't free and you ain't paying

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Selling England by the pound

British egg producers saddened by Google salad emoji update

Won't someone think of the chickens?

Japanese fashion puts the oo-er into trousers

Chinos for the IT executive about town

Fingered: Pants-down 'poo jogger' alleged to be corp exec

Second recent case of shit-and-run incident

Tor-forker Joshua Yabut cuffed for armoured personnel carrier joyride

Anti-SJW National Guard commander, cryptocurrency dev in deep trouble

Mailshot meltdown as Wessex Water gets sweary about a poor chap called Tom

Water horrible thing to say

Ex-US pres Bill Clinton has written a cyber-attack pulp thriller. With James Patterson. Really

It's about an impeached commander-in-chief... and infosec. Get your popcorn

You have suffered without red-headed emoji for too long. That changes Tuesday

What a time to be alive

Un-bee-lievable: Two million Swedish bugs stolen in huge sting

Cops comb area to net wannabe keepers

Platinum partner had 'affair' with my wife – then Oracle screwed me, ex-sales boss claims

Regional director takes giant to court in discrimination row

Foolish foodies duped into thinking Greggs salads are posh nosh

None of them got a sausage roll, though

Game over: Atari cofounder Ted Dabney dies aged 81

Pong paddle goes dark

Church of England will commune with God for you via Amazon's Echo

'Alexa, pray for me'

Swiss sausage sizzler 4.0 hits 200 bangers per hour

Crunchy charcoal fingers with raw meaty innards to be a thing of the past

Boffins: Michael Jackson's tilt was a criminally smooth trick

30 years on, King of Pop's dance moves no longer flummox academic world

Hitler 'is dead' declares French prof who gazed at dictator's nashers

So he isn't in South America or on far side of moon?

The harbingers of Doomwatch: Quist is quite the quasi-Quatermass

Stob Bug behaviour in the wild

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