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Science: Broke brats glued to the web while silk-stocking scions have better things to do

Oh, and many of the stereotypes of Gen Z are wrong

Cops called after pair enter Canadian home and give it a good clean

Mounties remind residents to lock their doors

FYI: Faking court orders to take down Google reviews is super illegal

NYC biz boss gets nine months in the clink for profound idiocy

London flatmate (Julian Assange) sues landlord (government of Ecuador) in human rights spat

WikiLeaks overlord challenges housemate rules in court

Facebook names former Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg head of global affairs

Zuck and Clegg in Silicon Valley – no, it's not the latest Netflix satire

Insects with farts that smell like coriander assist in covering up Paris's aroma d'urine

Sightings of Asian stink bug in French capital spike

From dank memes to Krispy Kremes: British uni eggheads claim viral lol pics make kids fat

Turns out getting diet advice from popular internet images is a bad idea

Chinese biz baron wants to shove his artificial moon where the sun doesn't shine – literally

Video Man-made satellite to eliminate need for street lamps

Leaked memo: No internet until you clean your bathroom, Ecuador told Julian Assange

And we'll take your cat if you don't tidy up after it

RIP Paul Allen: Microsoft cofounder billionaire dies at 65 after facing third bout with cancer

Obit Two weeks after he went public with illness, philanthropist Alt-F4s from this simulation we call reality

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave me tea... pigs-in-blankets-flavoured tea

And Brussels sprout... Give it a chai, says Sainsbury's

Indiegogo pulls handheld airport pervscanners off crowdfunding platform

What a time to be alive

On the seventh anniversary of Steve Jobs' death, we give you 7 times he served humanity and acted as an example to others

He was a saint

Sun billionaire Khosla discovers life's a beach after US Supreme Court refuses to hear him out

Hi, Vinod, is that permit application in your pocket or are you just unhappy to see us?

'Incommunicado' Assange anoints new WikiLeaks editor in chief

Icelandic journalist Kristinn Hrafnsson takes the reins

Don't get THAT personal, says personalised cards firm Moonpig. Dick pics. They mean dick pics

Really, people are sending them 'junk' mail

Overexcitable UK ads regulator gabbles that Amazon broke EU law

Adland self-manager taunts world's largest web retailer

UKIP doubled price of condoms for sale at party conference

Give the punters what they want until they can hardly stand or afford it

UKIP flogs latex love gloves: Because Brexit means Brexit

Safety first, folks. *Go on. Insert your joke about defending our borders below*

Deliveroo to bike food to hungry fanbois queuing to buy iPhones

Waiting in line for hours and fancy some avocado on toast? Pathetic!

30-up: You know what? Those really weren't the days

Stob Happy anniversary, readers, from the original Git it girl

Man cuffed for testing fruit with bum cheek pre-purchase

Brings new meaning to try before you buy

First Boeing 777 (aged 24) makes its last flight – to a museum

Feeling old yet?

Leeds hospital launches campaign to 'axe the fax'

Northern NHS trust to scrap 300-plus relics by new year

Trump shouldn't criticise the news media, says Amazon's Jeff Bezos

Who happens to own The Washington Post newspaper

US govt concedes that you can indeed f**k Nazis online: Domain-name swear ban lifted

NSFW Famous seven dirty little words allowed in .us addresses

A flash of inspiration sees techie get dirty to fix hospital's woes

On-Call Tech support scrubs up well... with a bonus BANG

Software dev-turned-councillor launches rubbish* chatbot

*By which we mean missed bin collections, fly-tipping etc.

You can buy Cisco CEO Chuck Robbins' mansion for a cool $13m

Small catch: You'd have to move to California

Don't let Google dox me on Lumen Database, nameless man begs

Who knew you could get away with not IDing yourself to a court for 9 months?

Experimental 'insult bot' gets out of hand during unsupervised weekend

Who, Me? Creators ticked off for running CPU flat out over the break

Quit that job and earn $185k... cleaning up San Francisco's notoriously crappy sidewalks

Just waiting for the tech bros to disrupt this dump delivery service

OMG! Battle looms over WTF! trademarks

P&G wakes up to internet abbreviations, LOL

Abracadabra! Tales of unexpected sysadmagic and dabbling in dark arts

On-Call All work and no play makes tech support a dull gig – meet the techies who added in a drop of intrigue

Southport: Come for a round of golf, stay for the flesh-eating STIs

Donovanosis infection menaces Brit home town of El Reg's HR department

UK's info commish is having a howler: Site dies amid 'plagiarised' GDPR book scandal

Elizabeth Denham's foreword to scrapped tome raises eyebrows

Somerset boozer prepares to declare its inn-dependence from UK

All ale the new re-pub-lic of Cross Keys!

Beam me up, PM: Digital secretary expected to give Tory conference speech as hologram

Concerns that voters will see right through him ignored

The Death of the Gods: Not scared of tech yet? You haven't been paying attention

Book Review New book details snatch for humanity's joystick

The future of humanity: A Bluetooth ball hitting your face – forever

When augmented reality becomes hospital visiting

Want to raise cash for Action for Children’s Byte Night? The clock is ticking

Sign up and start raising wonga now

Wasted worker wasps wanna know – oi! – who are you looking at?

Sick of kid spit, flying stripy sexless scum drink your cider, pick fight

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