That's rich, coming from an audio-branded-call-handling biz
He just smiled and gave me... er, a copy of the Ts and Cs
'I have a sickness,' former politician notices while facing two years in chokey
'Defendant’s behaviour is a threat to civilised society', claims Texan
No, not who you're thinking of. Sad!
Pricking your memory, anyone?
The 17:21 to Happy Town is going in and out and is aaah-aah-bout to finish its journey
And Fraunhofer won't renew 'em
Retailer accused of acting like a real bunch of Dixons
Updated Crowdsourcing is the future of (pubic) navigation
Fancy a crack at being Germany's secret signalman?
Meanwhile Britain is binning it. Well done, admirals
Nine months after its buttocks ignominiously met terra firma
Nanny State Index reveals just how hectored we are by modern-day Puritans
Bless the Cousins, they're trying really hard with this one
No one real likes us, whines hotel doorstop provider
Same place that Blighty's dented jets will get their T-Cut
Brit plod used Terrorism Act to collar snapper. Hello, 2005
Get yourself a fistful of plastic fantastics instead
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Or you could roll over and go back to sleep
Ilford fire tender attends an East Ender with trapped bellend...ugh...
Meet the artist who helped shape Watchmen, Batman and, yes, the drokkin' LAW himself
If you're going to steal secret silicon designs, it's a bit of a giveaway to hang around the office making copies
Interest-free bicycle bundled with £100k+ salary
Podcast Plus: You call yourself an engineer?
You’re not taking das Michael, German judges tell gigolo’s impregnated client
Puff, puff... pass
Interview Welcome to the crazy world of Oregon state law
Offended? Go hassle Merriam-Webster, not us
And it weighs the same as 5.7 million adult badgers
'You shall not use the silhouette of any fruit' commands Cupertino idiot tax operation
More like National Fail amirite?
She's in there. Who's in there, sir? My PIIIIIIINT!
If you didn't want to travel from Taunton-to-Trowbridge before, you probably won't now either
When this thing gets up to 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious sh*t
Something for the Weekend, Sir? There's a steering wheel in my pants. It's driving me nuts
Crushed CEO says critics are comparing apples with oranges
Olympic Council of Asia will award gold medals for fragging in 2022, helped by Alibaba
22-year-old to appear before magistrates at month's end
Despite evidence and previous offense, Abhishek Gattani unlikely to face serious charges
Updated Project lead slapped in open letter after BDSM exile
Interview Curator Patrick Gyger tells El Reg what you can expect