Something for the Weekend, Sir? It wants to see me stripped
Retail mega-giant accused in lawsuit of being lying IPA-holes
Glitch left fans without seats
'One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness... oh sh*t, it's come off'
Pledges to eradicate drone burglary threat by 'any means necessary'
No boats capable of chasing off naughty Russians, we're told
The commentards have spoken. BBC, take heed
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Pleading guilty to assault on battery
Stage set for Jimbo Wales vs Paul Dacre. Who will win?
Pics We called; your digital crayons answered
VID Concorde 216 rolls into its very own hangar at Aerospace Bristol museum
Offending DSLR became 'wedged behind control stick'
Super Canucks go ballistic: Uber filter's bogus (and writing these headlines is a sign of psychosis)
But unlike David Cameron, they know what LOL means
Our 1,600 KiloJubs beat your 23 Kelpies
Poll Decisions, decisions. Lucky number 13?
Something for the Weekend, Sir? I'm an 'early riser', if you know what I mean
Logowatch Over to you, dear readers. Start your MS Paint engines!
Oz police go watchdog over profiteering pot-pushers
Reg Standards Bureau Las Vegas hotel changes world
He who controls the film rights controls the universe
Snitches get stitches
Better sleep means better bedroom action for women over 50
Furious clicktivists wear out keyboards in online virtue-signalling battle
Hammy eating pups alive
Parliament receives petition to prevent President's state visit
Don't try this at home. And if you do, please RTFM about ventilation
Not the first time we've come across this, say cops
Yes, we're being sarcastic. We're always sarcastic
Still better than most of the press releases we receive
Distillery needs a pagoda like a whole in the roof
¡Bong! Factivism vs Trump
Six inches of Tom Baker and Matt Smith for 'collectors'
Something for the Weekend, Sir? That’s the way the cookie crumbles
Closest setting to doom since the heady days of 1953
Pipe down, London commuters on Southern Rail
Meanwhile, Faraday's Future looks like the debtor's prison
Gov spokesperson promises Mr Ring he’ll get to the bottom of it
Flip side of the La La Land love-in
Putting the US of A first could require arms from Europe
Asteroid 391257 is now Asteroid Wil Wheaton
Stob Where's pocket Bjarne Stroustrup when you need him?