Oh, and many of the stereotypes of Gen Z are wrong
Mounties remind residents to lock their doors
NYC biz boss gets nine months in the clink for profound idiocy
WikiLeaks overlord challenges housemate rules in court
Zuck and Clegg in Silicon Valley – no, it's not the latest Netflix satire
Sightings of Asian stink bug in French capital spike
Turns out getting diet advice from popular internet images is a bad idea
Video Man-made satellite to eliminate need for street lamps
And we'll take your cat if you don't tidy up after it
Obit Two weeks after he went public with illness, philanthropist Alt-F4s from this simulation we call reality
And Brussels sprout... Give it a chai, says Sainsbury's
What a time to be alive
On the seventh anniversary of Steve Jobs' death, we give you 7 times he served humanity and acted as an example to others
He was a saint
Hi, Vinod, is that permit application in your pocket or are you just unhappy to see us?
Icelandic journalist Kristinn Hrafnsson takes the reins
Really, people are sending them 'junk' mail
Adland self-manager taunts world's largest web retailer
Give the punters what they want until they can hardly stand or afford it
Safety first, folks. *Go on. Insert your joke about defending our borders below*
Waiting in line for hours and fancy some avocado on toast? Pathetic!
Stob Happy anniversary, readers, from the original Git it girl
Brings new meaning to try before you buy
Feeling old yet?
Northern NHS trust to scrap 300-plus relics by new year
Who happens to own The Washington Post newspaper
NSFW Famous seven dirty little words allowed in .us addresses
On-Call Tech support scrubs up well... with a bonus BANG
*By which we mean missed bin collections, fly-tipping etc.
Small catch: You'd have to move to California
Who knew you could get away with not IDing yourself to a court for 9 months?
Who, Me? Creators ticked off for running CPU flat out over the break
Just waiting for the tech bros to disrupt this dump delivery service
P&G wakes up to internet abbreviations, LOL
On-Call All work and no play makes tech support a dull gig – meet the techies who added in a drop of intrigue
Donovanosis infection menaces Brit home town of El Reg's HR department
Elizabeth Denham's foreword to scrapped tome raises eyebrows
All ale the new re-pub-lic of Cross Keys!
Concerns that voters will see right through him ignored
Book Review New book details snatch for humanity's joystick
When augmented reality becomes hospital visiting
Sign up and start raising wonga now
Sick of kid spit, flying stripy sexless scum drink your cider, pick fight