First we'll get non-digital Leia and Han Solo: Young Adult with Chewie and Falcon back-story
And yes, total abstinence isn't good for you
Pics Operation Top Hat report surfaces from the archives
Search king tweaks rules to human raters
Penny pinching pensioners restricted to 60cm allocation
Newsweek writer attacked on Twitter after telly appearance – now FBI, cops collar suspect
Journey into live volcano is a feature, not a bug
Well, it was that or appendage amputation
Character sheets and bits of the rule books look like they're coming to the Web
Yup, it's the Internet of Dildos again
Cattle farmers going through one cartridge evey ten months bullied into buying 2040 of 'em
His own, that is...
Male bunnies simulating sex acts on him in carnival
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow
Wild boars in empty towns are nastily radioactive, but sadly remain normal size and lack atomic breath
Image archive torn offline after we raise alarm
Eau de Humanity, amirite?
Get ready for a fragmented net... and RAGNAROK
Probably won't be built in Blighty, sadly
Want that promotion? Better improve your performance in the sack
You may have thought romance was dead before this ... erm ... remarkable MongoDB cover of Sia's 'Cheap Thrills' came along
Also handed four months' chokey, suspended for 12
€80 a go. The anti-bacterial soap is free
Poultry peddler pleads Page's peeps: Precision, please
Dog houses to cruise ships, Gopman is running a little rich
Nice try, Isle of Wight council
Invented before the Galaxy Note 7 went down in flames, the case detects heat and then sprays fire-suppressing gas
We'll have no repeat of 1667, ye lubberly scallywags!
Top bants, guys. Archbishop of Banterbury-tier stuff
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Put the bamboo down and step back
Workers told to get on the job while on the job, to boost local population
Think tank is upset not every hack is spewing marketing spiel (it's just most of them)
Something for the Weekend, Sir? It wants to see me stripped
Retail mega-giant accused in lawsuit of being lying IPA-holes
Glitch left fans without seats
'One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness... oh sh*t, it's come off'
Pledges to eradicate drone burglary threat by 'any means necessary'
No boats capable of chasing off naughty Russians, we're told
The commentards have spoken. BBC, take heed
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Pleading guilty to assault on battery
Stage set for Jimbo Wales vs Paul Dacre. Who will win?