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Wish you could log into someone's Netgear box without a password? Summon a &genie=1

Get patching – there's this auth bypass and loads of other bugs

Rook's hooked to cook bit nooks by the book

Container storage tech gets adopted by Cloud Native Computing Foundation

Paging all Microsoft System Center users: Your treadmill is here

First Semi-Annual release lands with lots of fun for Windows admins and the hybrid cloud crowd

VMware sticks finger in Meltdown/Spectre dike for virtual appliances

Proper patches under way, but for now - to your command lines, vAdmins!

Qualcomm asks Broadcom over for lunch and a proper chat about being bought

Brushes off latest $121bn bid as too low, too risky, but is willing to discuss deal

No yolking matter: Google Translate cock-up gives Norwegians more than un œuf eggs

Chefs scramble after mistake turns 1,500 into 15,000

Nvidia reports record revenues in latest fiscal quarter

But cryptocurrency not growing for the GPU giants

Secret weekend office bonk came within inch of killing sysadmin

On-CallYou drained the air-conditioner where, exactly? And now I've stepped in it ...

As GDPR draws close, ICANN suggests 12 conflicting ways to cure domain privacy pains

Whois and ICANN – the Sonny and Cher of internet policy

It took us less than 30 seconds to find banned 'deepfake' AI smut on the internet

Don't blame AI, blame the creeps who put famous heads on pr0n actors' bodies

Game of Thrones showrunners to make Star Wars flicks

David Benioff and D.B. Weiss will write and produce series set in bits of the Lucasverse

It's been 50 years since those damn dirty apes took the planet by storm

And somehow the goofball sci-fi franchise is still going strong

Home taping revisited: A mic in each hand, pointing at speakers

Something for the Weekend, Sir?A blinga, a blanga, a bippety bop, I'm going down to the record shop YEAH!

BT backs down from charging millions in phone book listing fees

Comms providers dodge bills for six years of customer entries

Got some fancy new flash in the works, huh Micron? Join the QLC

4bit/cell SSDs coming soon to attack nearline disk drive sales

EE unveils shoebox-sized router to boost Brit bumpkin broadband

Speeds of 100Mbps to reach rural areas – for a fee

BOFH: We want you to know you have our full support

Episode 2What's that buzzing sound... Boss? Boss?

Remember the Yorkie pizza horror? Here's who won our exclusive Reg merch...

GiveawayTop suggestion: eat the thing!

Why aren't you being arbiters of truth? MPs scream at Facebook, YouTube, Twitter

Social media titans take heat over kremlebots and fake news

Brit regulator pats self on back over nuisance call reduction: It's just 4 billion now!

Problem? It's, er, only 60 calls per UK resident

Corpse! of! Yahoo! drags! emails! of! the! dead! case! to! US! Supreme! Court!

'Pon their Oath, they're not having this

Hortonworks: Woo! We're breakeven – just don't focus on the $46m operating losses

CEO stresses biz is more than just a Hadoop-flinger now

A storage baker's dozen: We spill the tea on the firms, the faces, the dough

Who else will dish the storage dish?

Uber and Waymo sitting in a tree, S-E-T-T-L-I-N-G

Bitter legal brouhaha ends with smiles... from Uber, anyway

Trump's tax reforms lift DXC's profit

Waving bye to some execs, 3% of grunts + real estate helped too

Uber and its 245 million reasons to settle with Google's Waymo

AnalysisTaxi app biz expresses 'regret' for being scumbag outfit

Ruskie boffins blasted for using nuke bomb lab's supercomputer to mine crypto-rubles

Kremlin goes nuclear on sly digi-cash-crafting eggheads

Uh-oh! Someone hit the Kalanick button! Uber's fired CEO claims Waymo deal vindicates him

CommentTravis: A pain in the ASCII right to the end

Due to Oracle being Oracle, Eclipse holds poll to rename Java EE (No, it won't be Java McJava Face)

Nor C-- or Should Have Used Go or Screw Ellison...

No sh*t, Sherlock! Bloke suspected of swallowing drug stash keeps colon schtum for 22 DAYS

Cops frustrated by lack of movement in the case

You dopes! US state's pot dealer database pwned after security goes up in smoke

Don't mean to harsh your buzz: Hackers weed out access hole

US states accused of skimming cash from 911 emergency call dosh

Funds to prop up critical service diverted to bankroll other stuff, watchdog not impressed

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