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23rd > January > 2018 Archive

That's not very ice! Blizzard silently patches games hack hole, gives Googler cold shoulder

Code update hijacking vulnerability was snow joke

Curse of Woz strikes again – first Fusion-io fizzles out, now Primary Data goes down

Startup goes silent, scent of burned cash wafts from offices

President Trump turns out the lights on solar panel imports into US

Tariff jacks up price for overseas components

Optimus multi-prime is the new rule as OpenSSL transforms crypto policies again

If an algo ain't ratified by standards groups, it won't be welcome

Blockheads changing company names to surf crypto wave get a warning from the SEC

Regulator tells lawyers told to get off the fence or face unpleasant fall

Electronic voting box makers want kit stripped from eBay – and out of hackers' hands

ShmooconSellers sent letters demanding auctions are yanked, conf told

Half a terabyte in your smartmobe? Yup. That's possible now

Integral bumps microSD to 512 GB, leaving SanDisk's 400GB offering looking a bit meek

Facebook invents new unit of time to measure modern attention spans: 1/705,600,000 of a sec

FB VR devs invite you to flick the screen rate

A high-energy neutrino, a powerful cosmic ray, and a gamma ray walk into a bar... Where you from, asks the bartender

Let us tell you, reply two boffins

Microsoft gives backup software vendors 30 days of pain

OneDrive for Business stretches its restoration envelope

NASA is sniffing jet fuel over Germany

Ancient DC-8 will try to figure out if biofuel’s a sick burn for contrails. NOT chemtrails, OK?

We're cutting F-35 costs, honest, insists jet-builder Lockheed Martin

Exec tells us they're knocking 14% off the price by 2020

Serverless: Should we be scared? Maybe. Is it a silly name? Possibly

Is it a game-changer? Definitely

IBM UK's pre-Xmas GTS head-chop: THWACK! Is that it?

Unsure on-shore: When it comes to staff ratio, you hit it then quit it... right? Right?

UK competition watchdog: Fox's takeover of Sky 'not in public interest'

Deal would hand Murdoch too much power – provisional ruling

Sack the Xerox CEO 'immediately', yell activist investors

Moneymen always ready to say: Icahn tell you what you're doing wrong

Security patches done, machines upgraded, the coffee's hot – just in time for storage roundup

Could Nutanix be gearing up for an acquisition?

I thought there'd be more Instagram: ICT apprenticeships down 20% in five years

Just not as sexy as engineering

What do people want? If we're talking mainstream enterprise SATA SSDs, reliability, chirps Micron

Capacity max same with 32- to 64-layer 3D NAND transition

Multi-cloud Cloudian controllers now run in AWS, Azure and Google

One namespace to rule them all

Facebook open-sources object detection work: Watch out, Google CAPTCHA

RoTMThe bicycle's top left. I'm not an AI... you are. Stop hitting yourself

Info Commish tells UK.gov we shouldn't let artificial ignorance make all our decisions

Reckons GDPR will help us challenge algo-driven outcomes

'There was no monetary incentive for this' = not what you want to hear about your tattoo

Database admin updates body art

IBM Zurich wants to spice up your life with SALSA translation layer

Storage boffins get flash and disk dancing together

29 MEEELLION iPhone Xs flogged... only to be end-of-life'd by summer?

Not good enough for Apple, analyst suggests

Aut-doh!-pilot: Driver jams 65mph Tesla Model S under fire truck, walks away from crash

Another 'leccie driver who didn't RTFM

Swipe fright: Tinder hackers may know how desperate you really are

Eavesdroppers could be able to peek in on mobile flirts

Under fire for its shoddy response, FCC finally wakes up to Puerto Rico

AnalysisBut recovery on the island still sluggish

Stripe in Bitcoin hype flight while fans blindly gobble up crypto-cash

RoundupBetween scrutiny, scams, fees, and hacking, digi-dosh looks less appealing

Hey, look who's rushing to weigh in on crypto-coins. Hello, United Nations and European Commission!

Rules, rules, standards, and rules

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