Security US capital's surveillance cam network allegedly hijacked by Romanian ransomware suspects Charges filed against pair coincide with arrests abroad 22 Dec 00:24 | 5
Science First Allied submarine lost in World War One, found near New Guinea AE1 missing for 103 years 22 Dec 00:55 | 20
Personal Tech That was fast... unlike old iPhones: Apple sued for slowing down mobes Admission of deliberate battery-saving CPU speed limiting in iOS chums water for sharks 22 Dec 01:15 | 157
Security Braking news: Nissan Canada hacked, up to 1.1m Canucks exposed Only beeping took 10 beeping days to admit it was been beep-beeping beep pwned 22 Dec 02:59 | 17
Logowatch Long Island Iced Tea Corp renamed itself to Long Blockchain – and its shares went bananas Shift in focus spikes drink biz 22 Dec 05:09 | 35
Science Where did all that water go? Mars was holding it wrong, say boffins If there was life on the Red Planet, it hit the rocks – literally 22 Dec 06:08 | 41
On-Call Beyond code PEBCAK lies KMACYOYO, PENCIL and PAFO Or perhaps you're an 'OTAKE' – an Opinionated Tw*t who Always Knows Everything 22 Dec 07:01 | 150
Review Nest's slick IoT burglar alarm catches crooks... while it eyes your wallet Wireless guard dog Secure has many plus points – but they come at a cost 22 Dec 08:03 | 106
Hands On Microsoft Surface Book 2: Electric Boogaloo. Bigger, badder, better Got £3k to burn? You could do worse 22 Dec 09:09 | 125
Analysis Bit price drop + compute-storage closeness = enterprise flash use boom NVMe speed meets IoT edge need – analyst 22 Dec 09:32 | 4
Exclusive How's this for a stocking filler next year? El Reg catches up with Gemini And the Archangel appeared and said: 'Pssst, someone's making a new Psion' 22 Dec 09:53 | 132
On-Prem NAO probing Capita's sickly £700m GP support gig Brit Medical Assoc: 'Urgently' heal these 'ongoing issues' 22 Dec 11:08 | 36
On-Prem Missed opportunity bingo: IBM's wasted years and the $92bn cash splurge That sliding-doors moment – how Ginni chose the wrong exit 22 Dec 12:04 | 97
Bootnotes Weed wish you a merry Christmas: Pot-toting OAPs tell cops 30kg stash is for pressies Pair pulled over lugging wrong kind of trees 22 Dec 12:37 | 40
Final update Merry Christmas, UK prosecutors: Here's a special gift... a slap from the privacy watchdog Mass paperwork backlog sets off ICO 22 Dec 13:06 | 46
RoTM When neural nets do carols: 'Santa baby bore sweet Jesus Christ. Fa la la la la la, la la la la' A truly AI Christmas to one and all + El Regmas song 22 Dec 13:28 | 32
Security UK Foreign Sec Bojo to tell Kremlin: Stop your cyber shenanigans... or else! Bet they're shaking in their boots 22 Dec 14:08 | 69
Analysis Storage startup WekaIO punts latency-slashing parallel file system tech What's with the sudden boom in latency serial killers? 22 Dec 15:10 | 7
On-Prem Liberty Global's sale of Austrian biz paves way for Voda merger plans – reports Will they? Won't they? 22 Dec 16:05 | 14
Storage Storage Christmas cracker: My band is called 1023MB. We haven't had a gig yet Last 2017 roundup: Death Star file protection crap, Samsung DRAM miracles and more 22 Dec 17:02 | 16
OSes Judge rm -rf Grsecurity's defamation sue-ball against Bruce Perens Linux code fortifier is told people are entitled to opinions 22 Dec 19:37 | 59
Science Astroboffins say our Solar System could have – wait, stop, what... the US govt found UFOs? Forget the supernovae, what's this about alien alloys? 22 Dec 23:33 | 247