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29th > September > 2017 Archive

Twitter: We also made a shedload of cash from Russia's trolling during US White House race

What's 'Kerr-ching!' in Russian?

Cluster coordinator Kubernetes claims crisp care clip

1.8 refurbishment is the third one this year

Nested virtualization comes to Google's cloud

Not just for Inception fans: This is how you cloudify tricky-to-migrate workloads

IKEA flat-packs TaskRabbit to crack assembly code

Startup slurped to provide allen-keying-as-a-service

South Korea bans Initial Coin Offerings

Financial regulator worries about speculative investments going bad, fraud and crime

Ex-sperm-inate! Sam the sex-droid 'heavily soiled' in randy nerd rampage

NSFWComputerized consort goes back to the shop for repairs

Joint Committee on the NBN splits, as National Party member sides with opposition

Liberal MPs say FTTN is fine, the rest call for FTTP or FTTC from now on

Ancient fat black holes created by belching Big Bang's dark matter

Streams of gas slammed into cloud of baffling cosmic material – new theory

Ouch: Brit council still staggering weeks after ransomware bit its PCs

'Unable to process planning applications and land searches'

From slow batches to fast files, how Microsoft is luring folks into Azure

IgniteAnd is this the beginning of the end for System Center?

Vibrating walls shafted servers at a time the SUN couldn't shine

On-CallAll-night vigil discovered the dirty deeds behind constant re-boots

Citrix patches Netscaler hole, ARM TrustZone twisted, Android Dirty COW exploited – and more security fails

RoundupThe good, the bad and the weird from this week

30 strong fingers but still no happy ending for robotic back rub

Something for the Weekend, Sir?Let a multi-limbed Meccano monster touch me? I'm crushed

Byte Night: Bed down with tech chiefs, celebs ... or stay on your sofa

There may be trouble ahead – but you can help

It's a real FAQ to ex-EDS staffers: You'll do what with our pensions, DXC?

F-f-f-f-forty per cent...

BOFH: Come on, PFY, let's pick a Boss

Episode 12Robot intelligence not there yet... but neither is Boss intelligence

Drunk canoeing no longer driving offence in Canada

Pot legalisation prep under way in maple syrup land

WD left to bemoan Bain of existence as Toshiba and pals set up flash fab continent Pangea

AnalysisGolly Tosh, so much flash biz dosh

WTH is my domain? OpenSRS and Hover down and out

UpdatedNetwork failure forces punters' websites offline

Dildon'ts of Bluetooth: Pen test boffins sniff out Berlin's smart butt plugs

You've heard of wardriving – say hello to screwdriving

Microsoft titan's daddy buys Phoenix. Bytes is going to be a big reselling brother

You'll still have your own room

Apple Mac fans told: Something smells EFI in your firmware

Fully up to date for OS and apps, but there's a hidden hack threat

Nadella says senior management pay now linked to improving gender diversity

'Technology still has a long way to go'

'Hyper' kids ate all the sales growth again, say converged systems beancounters

Good Q2 news for Cisco, NetApp and a few others. Yep, just them

Guntree v Gumtree: Nominet orders gun ads site must lose domain

Oh, and there's no such thing as a 'gun tree'

US yanks staff from Cuban embassy over sonic death ray fears

Advises US citizens to avoid Castroland

FCC big cheese given Congressional roasting in reconfirmation bid

But Ajit Pai still expected to clear US Senate hurdle next week

Harvard, MIT boffins ink up with health-monitoring 'smart' tats

Cutting-edge tattoo checks your blood sugar, still disappoints your mother

Hubble spies most distant comet zipping through Solar System

Iceball K2 is already active despite being far from the Sun

Java security plagued by crappy docs, complex APIs, bad advice

Boffins bash stale Stack Overflow fixes and lazy developers

Tarmac for America's self-driving car future is being laid right now

Senate draft law finds careful balance, opens doors to mass production

Musk: Come ride my Big F**king Rocket to Mars

By 2024. Possibly. SpaceX isn't very good at deadlines

Telco forgot to renew its web domain, broke deaf folks' video calls – now gets a $3m paddlin'

Sorenson dinged after cockup blocked emergency calls

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