Left hand quits trying to meet right hand, waves at customers saying 'don't break Skype'
IDC's tracker finds FlexPods flourishing, Vblocks/VxBlocks faltering
Microsoft to Tavis: Here's the fix. Any chance we could have a day off?
Your bike ride/Glastonbury/hookup with a hottie looks a bit less epic now, eh?
Brute force attack on weak passwords, cracked <90 email accounts
And that's just the stuff Google can count on mobile devices
'I stopped trying to be polite about their BS', says Torvalds who plans Linux 4.12 next week
Yahoo!,Tumblr users need to register new email addresses
OpinionIt's 'Amazon' how far behind it is...
Bundles of future chip wrappers allegedly nabbed from London rail station
Products, hookups, support, click relief and more
£$% ambient... light! Can't see.. darn.. phone... screen
Takes hyper-converged infrastructure appliance lead – analyst
HMS Queen Elizabeth prepares to sail for the first time
2-day meeting will focus on getting firms to open back doors
'Where all the sexy ladies at?' Snoop asks hall of middle-aged suits
Sharing is caring, SAN-shine
CommentTwo words: Sweet 2FA
Let off the hook
DevOps vendor acquires intelligence platform
So, about that '1,000 games bundled with Vega+' boast, Retro Computers...
Theresa showers DUP with gold to prop up minority government
Motoring monolith stalls as punters slam into website
AnalysisNever again, he tells El Reg
Oh no, not Ohio's Dept of Rehabilitation and Corrections
UpdatedSenator Schumer asks Ajit Pai to protect Americans. Good luck with that
US prosecutors ask top court to mull overseas data slurping
Protecting from terrorists, naturally
Why does anyone do anything? I don't know, I was really drunk at the time