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Google cloud glitch hits at Beer O'Clock Friday, fix coming Monday

POLLCloud SQL backups being 'forced' instead of automated for 60 hours or more

Japan (lightly) regulates high-frequency algorithmic trading

It's more than half of the Tokyo Stock Exchange, but just who's doing what is hard to say

Hi! I’m Foxy! It looks like you want to run Flash. Do you need help?

Firefox 55 to get all up in your face if a web page needs Adobe's hell-spawn

Has AI gone too far? DeepTingle turns El Reg news into terrible erotica

NSFWSome like it bot... but Jilly Cooper, this machine-learning software is not

Public Cloud makes it to Africa for the first time

Microsoft plants a flag before Google, AWS and IBM

NASA duo plan Tuesday ISS spacewalk to replace the mux that sux

All hail Peggy Whitson, hands-on sysadmin – IN SPAAACE

Code-thief pleads guilty to pinching file system to sell to China

DoJ isn't naming names but this was probably an attempt to lift IBM's GPFS

Telecoms fail in UK takes down passport scanners in Australia

UpdatedAirport chaos as check-in counters revert to archaic manual processes

Cloud giants 'ran out' of fast GPUs for AI boffins

Capacity droughts hit just before conference paper deadlines, say researchers

Constellations and MIMO to take fibre to a future beyond the terabit

InterviewNokia Bell Labs' Dr Laurent Schmalen explains how networks can find a new gear

The eternal battle for OpenStack's soul will conclude in three years. Again

CommentBeyond cars, toasters and American Gods

Parallel programming masterclass with compsci maven online

HPC BlogDr Panda's recent Swiss presentation free to view

Huawei Honor 8 Pro: Makes iPhone 7 Plus look a bit crap

ReviewAnd it's under £500...

GitHub throws open doors on 'app' souk

Online store will try to make developer tools work better for businesses

Rubrik CEO: It's a passion project, not a hobby and not a 'job'

ProfileBipul Sinha and the Indian ex-pat tech CEO's club

Project Gollum: Because NHS Caring means NHS Sharing

¡Bong!How we will save the NHS from cyber-ransom

No nudity please, we're killing ourselves: Advice to Facebook mods leaks

What's allowed and what isn't

Ding-ding-ding. Round 2 of Toshiba Memory biz bid fight. Where the heck is WDC?

+Comment4 fighters in the ring... but Western Dig could still jump in

O2 will be carrying out UK IoT connectivity trials later this year

ExclusiveInternet of Things arrives at British telco

SoftBank-Saudi fund raises world's biggest tech pot at $93bn

AI, robotics fund definitely won't trigger the singularity *twitch*

Uncle Sam drags feet on govt data center cull

Not enough agencies tightening their belts, say auditors

Ford to replace CEO with connected car division boss – reports

Share price slump sees a certain door opening early

Quick, better lock down that CISO role. Salaries have apparently hit €1m

Thanks WannaCrypt... Hey, about our new security budget. Oh, you've cut it

Pioneer Kodi plug-in unplugs

Too risky, too spammy, too smutty, say devs

7 NSA hack tool wielding follow-up worm oozes onto scene: Hello, no need for any phish!

Why can't you be like a cheerful HHGTTG dolphin overlord?

IBM man goes deep on why they're all shiny OpenCAPI people

HPC BlogMore details emerge at HPC powwow in Switzerland

Vegemite tries to hijack Qantas name-our-planes competition

He just smiled and gave me... er, a copy of the Ts and Cs

SSD price premium over disk faaaalling

Updated IDC SSD forecast sees 44 per cent capacity CAGR 2016-2021

Scheming copyright scam lawyer John Steele disbarred in Illinois

Justice coming for Prenda Law

Supreme Court closes court-shopping loophole for patent trolls

Things are about to get very quiet in Eastern Texas

New York Attorney General settles with Bluetooth lock maker over insecurity claims

One down, at least seven more to go

Gravitational waves permanently change spacetime, say astroboffins

'Orphan memory' could unlock more secrets hidden in our universe

Google leak-hunting team put under unwelcome spotlight

Lawsuit reveals ominous warnings from former government special agent

Emissions cheating detection shines light on black box code

But boffins say better tools are needed to nab scofflaws

House GOP takes crack at ISP privacy bill

US lawmakers try to clear up FTC control over data collection

Bankrupt school ITT pleads 'don't let Microsoft wipe our cloud data!'

Define irony: For-profit school wants unpaid bill forgiven

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