Don't worry, baby, it'll be really great in the second quarter
US$610 million shaves a third from last year's valuation
DevOps types are going to have to prioritise Ops for a bit to quash Java, login vulns
'Americans must transform and modernize its information technology' but Silicon Valley hasn't been invited to help
Truck hauls up Nextgen fibre, the fix is in once repair crews can find the break
Outlook Forms aren't macros, after all - but is it a bug or a feature?
Also won't say why <1,000 people didn't get paid
ECRYPT WhibOx Challenge opens May 15
UpdatedMPs suggest 'system' of punishments in web crackdown
Winter upgrade boosted 'inverse femtobarns' for more accurate stuff-spotting
Rodan + Fields discovers you can't put lipstick on this pig of a tech setup
Software-defined satellites will run XenServer and let you upload new workloads
Calls for UK.gov to close the loopholes allowing 'bogus' self-employment status
Total annual contract value highest ever recorded
Shaping up for a Red Hat or SUSE future
Relevant Bill section now five times longer
Customers warned sites such as gb.com will no longer be in use
What could possibly go wrong?
+CommentScale-out servers packaged in ickle-wickle cases
Security breach? Really?
How about that stripey suntan then, boyo?
Puff, puff... pass
Mouthy vendor issues ten grand win-or-lose challenge
LiveblogWindows 10 S will try to oust Chromebooks
You’re not taking das Michael, German judges tell gigolo’s impregnated client
Startup Olé 2017Greetings from sunny Salamanca
23-year-old walks away with probation and $1.5m fine
Super-speedy Axellio servers take the fight to the old guard
Whose fault was it? We have a pretty good Ikea
AnalysisShine comes off hyper-converged boxes as meteoric growth plateaus
They may take our bytes, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
Linux vendor insists on thinking inside the containerized box
It's Russian hackers, FBI and Wikileaks wot won it – Hillary Clinton on her devastating election loss
Oddly, fails to mention massive voter distrust, strategic failings
docker run Steve Singh # Chairman takes over as CEO
China, really bad. iPhones are over hyped. Still, $1bn is $1bn