You could wait for servers and apps to grok storage-class RAM … or just supercharge 'puters
We're trying our best here, OK?
Google's ongoing HTTP exposé comes to Incognito Mode and forms
Space Launch System and Orion Crew Vehicle won't lift off for planned 2018 test flight
Phones also dead – but hey, $53m profit A DAY is still $53m
DARPA's current thinking for potential future bright sparks
'Meteoric' success downgraded to mere 'rocketing'
Single phone call by journalist probed, Feds then self-report breach to Ombudsman
License to print money renewed in full, thanks to mobile
Kali's a favourite for white hats, but that doesn't stop black hats guys from using it too
ON-CALLSupport chap reveals the squalid horror of restaurant computers
TalkTalk's £400,000 penalty was big – how about £59 MILLION?
Ad biz disputes claims, but duopoly marches on
Independence from distros
AnalysisLooks like revenues are up by almost $6bn
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Please now wash your hands
SponsoredCome and have a go, if you think you’re hard enough
Thousands left terrified worrying about limiting their beer intake this month
Oh, and voting is the only say you get in how the government handles your information
Episode 6Fly, little bird, fly....
Offended? Go hassle Merriam-Webster, not us
Spies, bank raiders gravitate to growing stealth technique
24-Hour TestMuch, much more than a nostalgia trip
Ageing systems, Brexit, exodus of contractors, delayed agile projects...
AnalysisAh, the old 'Windows upsell' one-two
So far, no silly Bluetooth toothbrushes
Now to find out if it has fewer crashes...
All the bits and pieces: It's like the three-day weekend has come early
Paranoid fella hid operating system, weapons manuals in USB drive cufflinks, no less
Like their hockey teams, Canadian systems went down this week eh
Reference to vulns suddenly vanishes after El Reg probe
Chip biz says Cook's crew has commanded tech world to withhold patent dosh
UpdatedCurious time to stop listening to Americans talking about foreigners, eh, Donald?
Special reportThe answer – because net-neutrality slayer Ajit Pai wants to stay in charge