New captain piped aboard the Good Ship Failboat
+CommentLefthand dating ad: 'Righthand, let's get together soon'
Third party repair doesn't void consumer warranty rights
Also adds app tracing to stop code troubleshooting being a 'murder mystery'
Get patching, friends
Discovery could be key to cracking universe's baffling particle drought puzzle
Hands-onThis year's flagship ThinkPad for business feels a little underwhelming
Put down your coffee and admire the sheer amount of data Windows 10 Creators Update will slurp from your PC
Official list of phoned-home info revealed by Microsoft
AnalysisPCIe-connected super-calculator trounces outdated competition
Stargazers perform grav wave 'paleontology' in simulations
Chinese vendors' upgrades driving costs
HPC BlogBeastmode crew hosts three-day conference in Lugano, Switzerland
Not quite the Caspian Sea Monster, but the ground effect vehicle has returned
LINBIT marks a million clicks by offering saucy T-shirt – if you write them a press release
InterviewBehind the staffers ‘counting money in bed’ missive…
UpdatedIs this the end of the road for the file system firewall app?
PromoMoving beyond analytics
Transhumanists, hallucinogens, the far right... and blockchain
No spin: malleable scale-out storage software built for flash
If lithium batteries go boom in the hold, you're all screwed
ExclusiveShuttleworth: 'No part of the business had sacred cows'
But can he do it on a cold rainy night in Amiens?
Deloitte survey says third parties to blame for major disruption
Gosh, this is awkward...
Let's hope they walk the walk better than they talk the talk
Post-profit social network offers to rebuild repeatedly burned bridge with app makers
Preview builds aimed at IT dept guinea pigs
In non-snowball-in-Hell's-chance news: New York joins states' revolt on ISP rules
Because it's 2017 and nothing really makes sense any more
Better do it quickly before the price falls further