Comment Zuckerberg thinks he's cyber-Jesus – and publishes a 6,000-word world-saving manifesto We took one for the team and deciphered it for you 17 Feb 00:01 | 138
Security US visitors must hand over Twitter, Facebook handles by law – newbie Rep starts ball rolling Rookie's bill targets visa applicants, may never happen 17 Feb 01:08 | 109
On-Prem Samsung heir Lee Jae-yong cuffed in $40m corruption, perjury bust Explosive news that, for once, doesn't involve a self-detonating battery 17 Feb 01:42 | 7
Networks nbn™ to cut the charges ISPs pay for traffic In theory this should mean ISPs offer faster plans for fewer dollars 17 Feb 01:51 | 9
Edge + IoT Oracle's IoT play: Teach business apps and things to talk together There's lots of things out there and Big Red wants to dig 'em out of silos and cloud 'em up 17 Feb 03:58 | 1
On-Prem Knock knock. Who's there? A Lenovo server salesperson, because revenue dip's no joke PCs are going great, but enterprise and mobile divisions are in turnaround mode 17 Feb 04:56 | 2
Science Dead cockroaches make excellent magnets – now what are we supposed to do with this info? They'll stick notes to fridges in the aftermath of nuclear war? 17 Feb 06:01 | 41
Bootnotes FAKE BREWS: America rocked by 'craft beer' scandal allegations Retail mega-giant accused in lawsuit of being lying IPA-holes 17 Feb 06:26 | 107
SaaS 'I'm innocent!' says IT contractor on trial after Office 365 bill row spiraled out of control Bloke cuffed, charged after customer's subscription axed 17 Feb 07:02 | 72
Pics What does a complex AI model look like? Here's some Friday eye candy from UK biz Graphcore Vivid images of machine learning graph processing 17 Feb 07:28 | 8
Legal Déjà vu: Euro Patent Office prez ignores yet another formal rebuke King Battistelli tries to reconstitute Appeals Committee – staff union refuses 17 Feb 08:01 | 13
On-Call Installing disks is basically LEGO, right? This admin failed LEGO This bit goes here, this bit goes there and - huh! - why aren't the lights blinking? 17 Feb 08:32 | 124
On-Prem UK recruitment biz Coal Intelligent Technology ceases trading Contractors and staff may be left out of pocket 17 Feb 09:01 | 6
AI + ML Errors in Australia's Centrelink debt recovery system were inevitable ... as in all complex systems 17 Feb 09:35 | 18
Something for the Weekend, Sir? A webcam is not so much a leering eye as the barrel of a gun It wants to see me stripped 17 Feb 10:05 | 90
Storage Did Oracle just sign tape's death warrant? Depends what 'no comment' means Big Red keeps schtum over the status of StreamLine 17 Feb 10:44 | 29
SaaS Brit watchdog spanks Microsoft, Amazon, Apple into promising fairer cloud contracts Smackdown on random hikes and service tweaks 17 Feb 11:22 | 8
Analysis Hyperconverged market gets hyper-competitive as new riders enter field But they'll be hard-pressed to catch Dell and Nutanix 17 Feb 11:52 | 8
Security New Royal Navy Wildcat helicopters can't transmit vital data Crews have to land and move tactical info around via USB sticks. No, really 17 Feb 12:17 | 133
Personal Tech Nokia's 3310 revival – what's NEXT? Vote now You loved it, they killed it: Now bring it back 17 Feb 12:42 | 149
Security Mystery deepens over Android spyware targeting Israeli soldiers 'Unlikely Hamas is responsible' – researchers 17 Feb 12:59 | 22
Storage Yee-haw! It's the Friday storage round-up Getting those pesky ponies into that there corral, yessiree 17 Feb 13:35 | 2
Databases Microsoft makes cheeky bid for MongoDB devs on Azure security grounds Come and use DocumentDB, we've fired up Photoshop 17 Feb 14:25 | 9
Exclusive UK Snoopers' Charter gagging order drafted for London Internet Exchange directors Rushed proposal opens rift in internet giants' club 17 Feb 15:24 | 104
Legal Round-filed 'paperless' projects: Barriers remain to Blighty's Digital NHS Report: It's not going to save money or anything. Plus we'll still need paper 17 Feb 16:02 | 30
Security US account holders more likely to switch banks following fraud More evidence that security = happy customers 17 Feb 16:30 | 6
Security Smash up your kid's Bluetooth-connected Cayla 'surveillance' doll, Germany urges parents Or switch it off, bin it, bury it, whatever's necessary 17 Feb 19:45 | 64
Personal Tech Huge if true: iPhone 8 will feature 3D selfies, rodent defibrillator Set aside rational thought, it's Apple click-click story time 17 Feb 20:50 | 79
Security Probe President Trump and his crappy Samsung Twitter-o-phone, demand angry congressfolk The Galaxy S3 is real but is its security FAKE NEWS? 17 Feb 21:40 | 61
On-Prem BlackBerry sued by hundreds of staffers 'fooled' into quitting And it's suing Nokia for patent infringement on wireless comms 17 Feb 22:50 | 50