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26th > September > 2016 Archive

#Vodafail is BACK, with seven hours of 'try again later'

Must do better: still lagging Telstra in the TITSUP stakes

Dutch bicycle company pretends to be television company

What were they smoking? Good e-commerce strategy: couriers are nicer to tellies than pushies

Avaya explains its 'hyper-segmentation' approach to security

InterviewIt's time to make Layer 2 scaleable again

Australian Signals Directorate seeks offensive people

Pen testers, devs, and other infosec bods with all skills wanted

Desktop virtualisation kit-calculator goes open source

Andre Leibovici's out of time, so it's your turn to step up

Linux 4.8 gets rc8

Google rushes in where Akamai fears to tread, shields Krebs after world's-worst DDoS

600 Gbps traffic flood overwhelmed CDN

The law is an ass: Mooning banned at arse end of the world

Buttnote'Obscene songs' also get the ban-hammer in the Australian State of Victoria

Yahoo! joins! Adobe! Flash! flush! mob!

HTML5 all the way. But nor for ads, so keep those malware shields up, people

Heathrow airport and stock exchange throw mystery BSODs

BSOD WATCHBonus: even more Acorn on show

DDN shines up EXAScaler Lustre box with new software

Intel software speeds HPC distributed file work

The Great British domain name rip-off: Overcharged .uk customers help pay for cheaper .vodka

Time for competition authorities to take a hard look at Nominet

Dev teaches bot to talk spammers' ears off

Crims are so keen to chat they respond to random hipsterisms and send legit discount codes

Apple to crunch iOS 10 local backup password brute force hole

Research finds faster cracking flaw

Oracle's on-prem cloud plan is mostly Engineered Systems

New on-prem kit coming in December, when we'll learn what the Red Cloud's made of

IO, IO, it's profiling we do: Nimble architect talks flash storage tests

InterviewBi-modal IO distributions a purer way to see array performance

Brexit at the next junction: Verity's guide to key post-vote skills

STOBBreaking up is hard to do

Brain plague or estate agents? I know which I'd prefer in Virtual Reality

Utopian dreams of the concept's creators blur into crappy reality

Turing, Hauser, Sinclair – haunt computing's Cambridge A-team stamping ground

Geek's Guide to BritainFrom Acorns to bedrooms

Watch out, Openreach: CityFibre swallows Redcentric's network for £5m

Upstart reckons it's positioned to take on BT

Ever longed to be naked in Paris? City council votes TODAY

Finally! A solution to the croissant crumb problem

Silicon Valley’s top exorcist rushed off his feet as Demons infest California

Poor mental healthcare, internet porn also a problem confirms priest

Earliest ever recording of computer-generated music is restored

AudioRemastered Turing-aided synthesiser tunes to make Christmas number 1?

NetApp facelift: FAS hardware refresh and a little nip ONTAP

Flash fantasia

You heard right: Huawei's making phones in Chennai

Even the Chinese prefer an Indian takeaway

Violin Memory hunts for elusive key to regrowth

AnalysisAllegro vivace to andante to largo to coda

Matt LeBlanc handed £1.5m to front next two series of Top Gear

Who needs a ginger sidekick anyway?

Unimpressed with Ubuntu 16.10? Yakkety Yak... don't talk back

Beta keeps your Unity 8, er, hoodlum friend waiting outside

Security man Krebs' website DDoS was powered by hacked Internet of Things botnet

Internet of Amazingly Insecure Tat? That's the one

Cloudy what now? Adobe and Microsoft cosy up with cloud partnership

IgniteIntegration Dynamics, CRM, Azure and AWS. Jumble words as needed

Self-driving Google car T-boned in California crash

Mountain View's motor not to blame, insists Mountain View spokesman

Microsoft inserts 'new kind of computer ... into our cloud' for speedier Azure services

IgniteTurns to Intel Altera FPGAs

Reclusive Mr Ren materialises to bless Huawei Leica tie-up

We have proof. Or a Photoshop. You decide

Microsoft releases Server 2016, complete with commercial Docker engine

IgniteContainers, containers, containers, containers, says Azure CTO (well, sort of)

Scale-out sister? Unreliable disks are better for your storage

Storage ArchitectNowt wrong with a good old HDD

Intel, Lenovo officially gone to the dogs – with FIDO fingerprint logins

New authentication for PCs gives passwords the middle finger

NetApp is hyped about its under-wraps hyper-converged system

Gear said to be still in development

British bloke bailed after 'hacker plunders Pippa Middleton's iCloud'

Cops cuff, grill chap after tab tapped with offer of saucy pics for sale

Hubble spies on Europa shooting alien juice from its southern pole

Pics and videoWhat? It's what NASA said - what are you thinking of?

Unlucky Luckey: Oculus developers invoke anti-douchebag clause, halt games for VR goggles

Founder's funding of Trump trolls sparks backlash

Patch AGAIN: OpenSSL security fixes now need their own security fixes

Recursion (n): See recursion

Musk fires up Raptor rocket

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