23rd > September > 2016 Archive
Mega-breaches and spiking smartphones malware mean crims can crack you, yesterday
Collaborates with Australia's Megaport on software-defined links between big bit barns
Volkswagen also scored one of last night's Ig Nobel Prizes, for software-defined chemistry
If a PC has just a couple of Word files, crooks figure it's a White-Hat's attack machine
He'll get a year on ice to think about why that was such a bad idea to delay takeoff
Google's red screen of death marks half of malcious sites, McAfee only 11 per cent
Numerical addresses too vague to be relied on, say activists
HP and Samsung had goods stranded at sea by container line's bankruptcy
PHBs are applying the Ford Pinto formula to your data
On-CallReader jolted from the matrimonial bed in the dark tells of happy ending
Exclusive'This is not the ISP of Richard Branson' insiders complain to El Reg
Investigation shows staffer screw-up over leak
OpinionAn Apple user with muscular dystrophy writes
Denial of service dross dead.
This one's in Cheltenham. Makes a change from hipsterville East London
Something for the Weekend, Sir?If you could all just gather round my laptop...
Must notify cops in advance of nookie 'as soon as practicable'
Also told: ‘Don’t look at France... it’s a nightmare’
Whichever way you look it's all exactly the same, boffins confirm
77 per cent feel guilty about ad blocking. Do you?
Reg poll fills C4's empty tent issue
‘You’d swear a horse did it,’ says appalled retailer
And he would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for a simple scheduled audit
Deadline for awards entries extended
Latest wave of software-inspired bloodletting
Wouldn't be about cutting energy costs for your 100+ bit barns, then?
Repeatedly outage-hit firm mumbles usual apologies
Overstated average viewing times by up to 80 per cent
Tintri looking for sales ignition from Hyper-V support
Atos will not get trout in £4bn trough, neither will bunch of big PC brands
Also plugs into Microsoft's Scale-Out File Server
He'll only serve two years, though
Also tacks on update to version 3.3, you lucky people
AnalysisSo shouldn't we Break The Internet more often?
Machine-learning boffins debate making software human
Someone has been watching Wargames too much
Fatality – wait, no, what? That's the other game
UpdatedRaffles technology ensures a stay in the Big House
Bureau of Stats says spooks signed off IBM's plan, but Big Blue mucked something up