On-Prem 'Hey, Elon? You broke it, you bought it' says owner of SpaceX's satellite cinder Hand over $50m in compo or at least a free flight, says Israel's Spacecom 05 Sep 00:02 | 50
Channel McAfee-the-man wants McAfee-the-brand, Chipzilla says no Sueballs loaded; take ten paces, turn and fire 05 Sep 02:00 | 23
Security Extra Bacon? Yes please, even though the Cisco bug of this name is bad for you Probably-NSA-sourced bug isn't being patched, even by UK government users 05 Sep 02:17 | 11
AI + ML Pixellation popped: AI can ID you, even after PhotoShop phuzzing Like humans, machines can ID obfuscated faces - only faster 05 Sep 03:58 | 16
Security Microsoft thought of the children and decided to ban some browsers Redmond's Family Settings now block browsers-without-filters by default, but which ones? 05 Sep 04:30 | 118
OSes 'I'm sorry, your lift has had a problem and had to shut down' More BSODs for your schadenfraude 05 Sep 04:58 | 71
Personal Tech HDMI hooks up with USB-C in cables that reverse, one way One cable to rule them all … and in the darkness stream them 05 Sep 05:24 | 70
Legal Brexit must not break the cloud, Japan tells UK and EU Japanese companies want to know what they – and their regional HQs – are in for 05 Sep 06:00 | 78
Security Sundown exploit kit authors champions of copy-paste hacking Pay peanuts, get monkeys. 05 Sep 06:28 | 2
Storage Wikibon sticking to server SAN takeover idea Interesting slices in vendor revenue pie chart 05 Sep 07:02 | 8
Legal Telstra wins AU$39 million for data retention costs as grants revealed AU$128.4 million about to flow, to 180 companies we now know will have our data 05 Sep 07:21 | 15
Science Next Mars landing scheduled for Monday, November 26th, 2018 Better late than never for Mars InSight and its thermo-hammer plan to drill 5 metres into Mars 05 Sep 07:32 | 18
On-Prem Sysadmins: Poor capacity planning is not our fault Let us explain why things are so crap 05 Sep 08:07 | 31
Analysis Of supermarkets, Volkswagen and the future of Dell-EMC Consumer-style product choice or product overlap mercy killings? 05 Sep 08:28 | 12
Channel Red-faced VESK scratches '100% uptime' claim after 2-day outage 'We were always going to delete it' blusters company mouthpiece 05 Sep 09:01 | 12
IPBill UK Parliament's back for Snoopers' Charter. Former head of GCHQ talks to El Reg Terror law review project turned in at the holidays... and now we wait 05 Sep 10:03 | 28
Channel O2: Float or flog. What's it going to be, Telefonica? Forced to find funds for €50bn deficit 05 Sep 10:34 | 16
OSes Sophos Windows users face black screens after false positive snafu Black is the new BSOD 05 Sep 11:06 | 49
On-Prem Japan's Brexit warning casts shadow over Softbank ARM promises Japanese companies are unhappy ... but what about Japanese-owned firms? 05 Sep 11:28 | 67
On-Prem Tech-for-insurers biz out of action for 10 days now. Hope they had, er... SSP tells The Register 'We are aware of the issue' 05 Sep 12:05 | 17
Comment Nul points: PM May's post-Brexit EU immigration options What now as the Aussie system dream lies in tatters? 05 Sep 12:40 | 110
Bootnotes Chubby Chinese students refused top bunk Policy to prevent plummeting 'plump' pupils pushed out 05 Sep 13:14 | 33
On-Prem These are not just job cuts, these are M&S job cuts Retailer to ship out 400 IT and logistics jobs from London 05 Sep 13:32 | 21
On-Prem HSBC: How will we verify business banking customers? Selfies! Nothing says business like... oh, hang on 05 Sep 14:28 | 64
Bootnotes Hollywood offers Daniel Craig $150m to (slash wrists) play James Bond El Reg offers readers chance to perform positive vetting on 00 section’s next recruit 05 Sep 15:04 | 180
Science International Space Station astros prepare to rejoin us Earthlings Human guinea pigs to be subjected to more testing after arrival 05 Sep 15:56 | 7
Legal ACCC mulls regulating roaming charges Don't even think about it, thunder Telstra, Optus 05 Sep 22:55 | 3
Software Debian plugs Linux 'TCP snoop' bug Happy Labor Day, US sysadmins. Everyone else, you know what to do 05 Sep 23:02 | 5
Personal Tech Samsung Australia waves white phlag in phlaming phablet recall Call this number to sort things out - from some other phone 05 Sep 23:34 | 1