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22nd > July > 2016 Archive

We're not looking for MH370 in the wrong place say investigators

Glide-path theory debunked by the company that raised it

OpenStack bronze for Fujitsu

nbn™ talks up HFC upgrades to gigabit speed

Research points out that HFC is widely-used and fast, but we knew that already and fibre fanatics don't care

Please don't upgrade NSX just now, says VMware

Most recent patch is messing up VMs using Distributed Firewall and Security Groups

Tesla's Model S autonomous mode may have saved a life

Model S slams on the brakes after pedestrian steps onto gloomy road

Gartner's hype cycle turned upside down to assess Brexit

Brexit will hurt, but less than predicted once we reach the Plateau of Pragmatism

Apple, Facebook and Coinbase coughed data to finger alleged pirate king

Kickass Torrents suspect caught when he bought something on iTunes

Juno's 1,300-pic Jupiter vid

Salesforce slurps uptime startup Coolan for global infrastructure scale-out

Why Salesforce needs this stuff when it's outsourced to AWS is anyone's guess

Forget your RTO*: Real world Disaster Recovery needs garbage bags and bubble wrap

On-CallReader carried servers onto boats and wrangled dodgy cable to escape Thailand's 2011 floods

UK employers still reluctant to hire recent CompSci grads

Even social studies graduates have better job prospects

Oracle tools up for cloud wars with sales re-org

'Half focus is no focus'

She wants it. She needs it. Shall I give it to her or keep doing it by myself?

Something for the Weekend, Sir?Those backup passwords aren’t for everyone

Ingram Micro and Tianjin Tianhai: Go on, PROBE us

Proposed $6bn merger 'voluntarily' submitted to US Foreign Investment Commish

Oh dear, Vodafone: Sales dip in UK

Blames shonky billing migration

BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade'

Episode 10Even printer salesmen get the blues

Mellanox plans to SoC it to storage speed with Multi-ARM BlueField

NVMe Fabric adaptor chatter overheard in earnings call

Hewlett Packard Enterprise: Brexit, weak pound. A price hike is coming

ExclusiveServers, storage, legacy networking now up 6-10%

They kept that quiet. PC sales via distributors DID rise in Q2

Company execs to keep jobs/ feed kids etc

World religions stake out positions on Pokemon Go

Worried masses cross-check Revelations, Pokedex, take out insurance

Reasons to be cheerful at Insight: Let's start with bring your dog to work

Reseller giant spells out employee benefits

Free Windows 10 upgrade: Time is running out – should you do it?

Some downsides, but most Windows users will be surprised

Third time unlucky? HPE in redundancy talks with UK services staff

Volunteers, walk this way

Guess who gets hit hard by IR35 tax clampdown? Yep, IT contractors

More tax, no extra benefits. Ta, HMRC

Intel and pals chuck money at another Fibre Channel killer

+CommentWe'll start the NVMe over Fabrics FC slaughter, claims firm

Yahoo! sale! almost! done!

Diablo conjures up hell of a DIMM: 128GB NAND pretend-RAM summoned

Up to fourfold two-socket server memory space boost

Microsoft's 3D Jedi phone explored

Ambitious but doomed UX experiment, I see

Silicon Valley's contribution to the US Republican Convention: Gayness

AnalysisPeter Thiel – the great contrarian

Revealed: How Dell can afford $67bn for EMC – by selling $650k laptops

World exclusiveAmbitious finance plan looks to bring big bucks

White House to bung electric car industry $4.5bn in loans

Before you buy that Tesla though…

OneDrive go for Pokemon Go

WikiLeaks fights The Man by, er, publishing ordinary people's personal information

If you contributed to the Democrats Jan–May, get identity theft protection now

Samsung: You won't settle? Fine, we'll do this the Huawei

South Korean electronics giant countersues in patent spat

IT boss 'set up fake companies to charge his employers $2.4m'

Everything's bigger in Texas … including the fraud, allegedly

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