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Apache needs HTTP/2 patch

⌘+c malware smacks Macs, drains keychains, pours over Tor

Targets those who tone down Mac security

Microsoft's cringey 'Hey bae <3' recruiter email translated by El Reg

Redmond tries to prove it's cool to all ages and cultures – from hip-hop to hip op

Remember those stupid hoverboards? 500,000+ recalled in the US after they started exploding

VidThis Wheel's On Fire

NASA curious about Curiosity's fourth 'safe mode' event

My safe word is 'camera', what's yours?

Oracle says it is 'committed' to Java EE 8 – amid claims it quietly axed future development

ExclusiveDumps proprietary API, will show all at JavaOne

Sysadmins: Use these scripts to fully check out of your conference calls

'Sorry, can you repeat that?'

Unmasking malware in TLS connections? It can be done, say Cisco researchers

Protecting users without decrypting their traffic

Linux cloudy tie ups: SUSE and Microsoft, Canonical and Pivotal

All my friends are getting married

Palo Alto offers $16,000 in looming CTF hack off

Reverse engineering, coding, and threat intel skills tested

Debian founder Ian Murdock killed himself – SF medical examiner

Death at end of last year ruled suicide

South Africa's net censor row

Loose wrists shake chips: Your wrist-job could be a PIN-snitch

Smart watch, dumb botch: sensor sensitivity equals insecurity say boffins

DevOps: The spotty faced yoof waiting to blossom

LIke it or not, it's on your sofa, surfing your web

Just the facts, STT-MRAM: Your DRAM replacement's on its way

Fast switching of super-small magnetic tunnel junctions

Our man pops the hood on Intel's v4 engine: Broadwell Xeons

Sysadmin BlogTaking new chips for a test drive

WD expects good quarter

Three years in: Can Kurian heal sickly NetApp's woes?

ProfilePart one of El Reg's Chris Mellor's deep probe into storage upstart

‘Peak Samsung’ isn't

Scientists want you to know how to have sex with a hyper-long dong

Beetle boffins chop up horny insects to discover secrets of their giant penises

More Toshiba, WD 3D flash

Replacement IT at 'high risk'. Squeaky bum time for UK tax folk

Tech responsible for £500bn in gov revenues. Think about that

3 'nauts blasted into space

Avast woos AVG shareholders with $1.3bn buyout offer

Merger is to corner market rather than snaffle rival's tech

DDN ups Top 500 showing

The Great Brain Scan Scandal: It isn’t just boffins who should be ashamed

Special ReportIt's the luvvies who went mad for fMRI neurobabble

Infosec bods NCC walk away from the domain services biz

Less peddling of comedy dot-whatever names, more actual infosec

Got the Brexit fear? Keep calm and keep using AWS – Amazon UK boss

AWS Summit 2016UK region still on way despite Gartner warnings

A statement from Steven P Bong concerning alleged CV inaccuracies

Published at the polite request of his lawyers

Cafe killer remote code execution affects 140 million MIUI Androids

IBM finds popular stock and mod ROM pwnable through loose over-the-air updater

NASA Twitter feed hijacked

Comms intercept commish: There were some top secret orders

That's most of it. Oh, yes, Biz Department asked to use 1984 warrants

£8 BILLION is locked into UK.gov's failing IT schemes, El Reg analysis reveals

Shared services centres and 'tower' contracts on the ropes

Capacity limits are utter tosh: Toshiba fattens SSD, disk with flash layers, helium

Stringing us along with BiCS and noble gas

DeepMind's security head

EMC will hawk Dell's Nutanix-powered XC kit

ExclusiveHyper-converged? More like hyper-choice, says Chad Sakac

macOS, iOS betas out today

Microsoft COO jumps ship

Gridstore eyes up container upstart DCHQ

UpdatedHyper-V hyper-biz ponders new name amid acquisition talks

Philando Castile death-by-cop vid mysteriously vanishes from Facebook

UpdatedThis revolution will not be televised

Dying satellite sends boffins one last surprise before disappearing

To wit: Pics of a burping supermassive black hole

Teen faces trial for telling suicidal boyfriend to kill himself via text

AnalysisLaw attempting to catch up with technology

Chrome anti-quantum crypto

Science non-fiction: Newly spotted alien world bathes in glow of three stars

First planet spotted by SPHERE is a weird one

1 in 20 Wendy's burger joints hacked? No, make that 1 in 3 – 1,025 in total

Pwned POS was a real POS, it seems

Cisco UK and Ireland boss Phil Smith quits

ExclusiveMakes way for Scot Gardner, takes brief stroll to chairman's office

New DNA 'hard drive' could keep files intact for millions of years

Microsoft and genetics boffins predict genetics in the datacenter

Gartner: Brexit cluster-fsck has ballsed up our spending forecast

Up, down, turn it all around

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