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Stopped buying Oracle's kit? You've literally decimated its profit

Big Red's net income tumbles despite mighty cloud push

Non-US encryption is 'theoretical,' claims CIA chief in backdoor debate

No choice but to use American gear, grins spymaster

Keep on trucking: Dropbox's Magic Pocket and the curse of the loading bay

Want to build a storage cloud? How many trucks can you unload in a day?

Facebook to stalk shoppers

LinkedIn denies WWDC stunt

Kiwis prep 'permissive' space laws to help Rocket Lab get off the ground

Rocket Lab scores launch pad on North Island

Finnish court slaps Peter Sunde with €350k fine

Pirate Bay cases grind on

Feds warn of skyrocketing CEO fraud scams

Scams up 1,300 percent says FBI

Google to shower 50%+ more gold on code-bearing bug hunters

Annihilating Android flaws now scores $50k

Official: Microsoft goes to pot, gives weed growers fix they need

Listen up bud, high times ahead for cloud-puffing Redmond

Edgier Edge pledge: TLS fledge no speed wedge, Redmond man said

Faster, stronger crypto comes to baked-in browser

Fly to Africa. Survive helicopter death flight to oil rig. Do no work for three weeks. Repeat

On-CallPro tip: Ship kit and clear customs before you send people to oil rigs

London Mayor election day bug forced staff to query vote DB by hand

OK, who registered their name as Jane Smith'; UPDATE votes SET choice=Sadiq;--

UK's education system blamed for IT jobs going to non-Brits

Middle-class terror of engineering also part of problem

Should we teach our kids how to program humanity out of existence?

Something for the Weekend, Sir?It'd be logical

BOFH: Follow the paper trail

Episode 8What are you doing in our stockroom, buddy?

Vanishing EMC golden handcuffs could cause brain drain

Dell buying EMC causing goodbye to EMC stock option incentives

YouTube sharecroppers start world’s most useless trade union

Comrades! You have nothing to lose but your prerolls and blipverts!

Chinese numerologists are betting Dell/EMC deal will make them rich

Singapore's state investment company is buying the lucky number of 18,181,818 shares

Outsourcery sold after Dragon runs out of puff

Around 100 jobs saved as GCI steps in, as for investors' cash...

Quantum is shutting down sync'n'share biz Symform in July

Extract your cloudy stuff before the end of next month

VMware fires Photon missile

Fat fibre taxes strangling us – UK broadband providers

'A real kick in the cabinets', moans Virgin Media exec

Vid: New 'The Office' trailer

When Capita job ads go BAD

Tee-hee

Apple and Android wearables: What iceberg? It’s full steam ahead!

This watch now has even more added computer

Dell sockets it to 'em with Xeon server upgrades

New PowerEdges for all you dual-socket fetishists and a new box suggested for Ceph

SoftLayer embiggens its cloud VMs

Not quite at AWS or Azure scale this time around, but engorging nicely

Salesforce eyed up LinkedIn

Tim Peake to return to Earth after six months floating around in space

Brit astronaut gets back on terra firma at 0900GMT tomorrow

Swede who spent 28 years vacuuming in the nude to be evicted

Neighbours had enough of man picking up fluff and laundering in the buff

You Acer holes! PC maker leaks payment cards in e-store hack

Lost info includes names, addresses, numbers and security codes

FBI's iPhone paid-for hack should be barred, say ex-govt officials

Cybersecurity bods argue for formalizing zero-day disclosure rules

A month to save cryptocurrency Ethereum?

$50m hack leads to reset proposal before stolen money can be cashed

Apple faces Beijing blackout for iPhone 6

鸡爪蒂姆·库克!

Dad of student slain in Paris terror massacre sues Google, Twitter, Facebook for their 'material support' of ISIS

No tweets, no YouTube, no likes, no killings, court told

Watch as SpaceX's latest Falcon rocket burns then crashes

VideoWe ran out of fuel, admits Elon

Cable box unlock block

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