Telco keeps revenues up with strong hardware sales
Cupertino's calamitous conduct drops users down security hole
For when 'uploading over the network is expensive or not feasible' - cough - NBN - cough
Mini-Chipzilla licenses CPU tech to Chinese manufacturer – and the crowd goes wild
'Daylight robbery' cannot be allowed says chief minister
VideoHow to go off script on office, school desktops
File system declared stable, but users warned upgrade is 'non-trivial'
You thought McAfee was a master of disguise?
Fibre-to-the-node backer replaces fibre-to-the-premises enthusiast Simon Hackett
Leading leaker wants to visit Oslo trip to pick up freedom prize without being picked up
Stolen card values on the way down ahead of chip card debut
On-callShouty boss humiliated once smut filter upgrade order produced
Anti-dolphin-munching mission DDoSed car-maker Nissan
Bug bounty hunter stumbles across backdoor leaking FB staff usernames, passwords
UpdateWho will hold these mandarins to account? More mandarins
We'll give you a clue: it rhymes with shmevidence
Something for the Weekend, Sir?12 questions later, your life is a little shorter
Another one gone. When will it end?
ExclusiveMoD: We've been hacked, just don't talk to The Register about it
Biological cleansing agent bursts forth in home of Westlife
Episode 6Just because it's half-dead doesn't mean you shouldn't keep flogging it
Study shows some medical folk are still running an OS not supported since 2014
This won't help Dell pay for EMC either
Dead Steve Jobs would be spinning in his grave
Office 365 is now a developer platform, says SatNad, but what's actually new here?
Product overlap reduction cost-cutting possibility could be top-of-mind post-acquisition
AnalysisNadella sticks to FY (fictional year) $20bn cloud target
A UAV serving booze. What's not to like?
UK.gov told to sharpen up over handling of database with 20 million children's info
Unceremoniously booted from contest
AnalysisWhat will industry do now we want too little of...
Traffic jams and altered intelligence
BFG? More like BFHTTP, amiright?
AnalysisBut minister, our own survey… Shut up! Ten years!
What's going to save you from the technology oligarchs? Yes. Copyright
Both vow to stop running to mommy and daddy to tittle-tattle on each other
Who .moi? You must be mistaken
If only there was some metaphor for the Chinese walling things off…
Exoplanet mission back on after forcing an unexpected reboot