Security Cisco, Snort scramble to plug malware hole Firepower devices might let attackers through 31 Mar 00:59 | 1
Networks New submarine cable to connect Australia to Singapore APX-West finally green-lit as Telstra, Singtel sign on for consortium build by 2018 31 Mar 01:04 | 6
On-Prem Big Blue bloodbath: More IBM staff slashed in Europe, US Tech giant to lose 900 staff in Germany 31 Mar 01:33 | 29
Personal Tech Hi! Up here! I'm your Amazon drone. Do you mind if I land now? Patent application calls for USVs to simulate speech with propellor noise 31 Mar 02:02 | 28
Updated Legion of demons found in ancient auto medical supply dispensing cabinets The Register's free consulting desk says: if it runs on Windows XP, fire it into the sun 31 Mar 03:00 | 47
Software Free x86 mainframes for all! Virtual x86 mainframes, that is Unisys' ClearPath and OS2200 are yours for the downloading and running under Windows 31 Mar 04:02 | 12
Software Microsoft GitHubs BotBuilder framework behind Tay chatbot Hey kids! Now you can write your own bodgy bot! 31 Mar 04:33 | 16
Security US Marine Corps launches hacker support unit Team will conduct OCO, CNE and ISR to stop SNAFUs on MCEN and ODIN 31 Mar 05:03 | 12
Virtualization VMware flushes Adobe Flash in new HTML 5 web client for vSphere Decent vSphere clients are like buses: none for ages, then two at once! 31 Mar 05:31 | 5
On-Prem When should you bin that old mainframe? Infrastructure 101 Your data centre shouldn't need a 24/7/365 emergency support contract 31 Mar 06:03 | 26
Science 'Planet nine' theory boosted by Kuiper Belt Object with odd orbit Something tugged un-named rock out of line. Maybe something way beyond Pluto 31 Mar 06:30 | 71
Black Hat Asia Android's unpatched dead device jungle is good for security 'Attackers can't just use one exploit to pwn a billion devices' says Square's security lead 31 Mar 07:01 | 29
Personal Tech Facebook throws BlackBerry an HTML bone Native apps are soooooo 2015, says BlackBerry, and web apps are the new black 31 Mar 07:29 | 28
Edge + IoT Ofcom puts aside a little bit of spectrum for Internet of Things things You never know, dear... 31 Mar 08:02 | 4
Bootnotes Furious English villagers force council climbdown over Satan's stone booty Beelzebub's boot firmly planted in middle of hamlet's High Street 31 Mar 08:27 | 135
Networks Ofcom is keeping schtum over BT Openreach plans until end of year Regulator will then beg for EU permission to act 31 Mar 09:02 | 13
BUILD2016 Microsoft cracks open Visual Studio to Linux C++ coders Plug in. Go, go, go 31 Mar 09:32 | 67
Software Military intelligence, AI style: MoD cosies up to Massive Analytic Who needs humans to task drone strikes, anyway? 31 Mar 10:04 | 16
Legal Blighty's nuclear deterrent will get a software upgrade amid cyber-war fears MoD doubles infosec spending as digital threats grow 31 Mar 10:49 | 63
Channel Gartner: RIP double-digit smartphone growth. 2016 has killed you Microsoft can stop worrying about smartphone non-strategy 31 Mar 11:24 | 27
Security Patch out for 'ridiculous' Trend Micro command execution vuln Password Manager, Maximum Security and Premium Security are all at risk 31 Mar 11:48 | 12
On-Prem IT freely, a true tale: One night a project saved my life Staying human in an automated lifecycle 31 Mar 12:03 | 55
Channel Cloudera's valuation slashed by Fidelity amid IPO fail fears Gobble down your bubble and peak, unicorns 31 Mar 12:23 | 2
Channel HPE adds power-fail-protected NVDIMM tech to servers Gen9 ProLiants get battery-backed memory/flash DIMMs 31 Mar 12:45 | 6
Channel EE most 'reliable' mobile provider for cities – Ofcom Also releases postcode-checker for folk to confirm coverage crapness 31 Mar 13:19 | 15
Bootnotes Woman scales Ben Nevis wielding selfie stick instead of ice axe Made it to peak, then found frozen, drenched and disoriented 31 Mar 13:36 | 155
Analysis Brexit: Time to make your plans, UK IT biz Legal Armageddon? Maybe, maybe not – but we'd better get moving 31 Mar 14:02 | 106
Storage Seagate intros Innov8: A USB-powered 8TB external hard drive Lots of hype boils down to a remarkably mundane thing 31 Mar 14:35 | 23
Channel Michael Dell takes $11m pay hit Just need to find some more cash to make up that $67bn EMC acquisition 31 Mar 14:58 | 7
Servers Intel's Broadwell Xeon E5-2600 v4 chips: So what's in it for you, smartie-pants coders New instructions, transactions, virtualization features and more 31 Mar 16:30 | 28
Storage Intel flops out 3D flash SSDs – and says they're the densest ever SSD chip fashionistas adopt the layering system 31 Mar 16:46 | 4
BUILD2016 Microsoft to make Xamarin tools and code free and open source Xamarin casts off commercial roots 31 Mar 18:55 | 40
Black Hat Asia Unpatched stealthy iOS MDM hack spells ruin for Apple tech enterprises Clicking 'OK' to ordinary and expected phishing prompt enough for complete iPhone compromise 31 Mar 19:37 | 17
On-Prem California gets $5m pound of flesh from Samsung, LG, others in price-fix scandal CRT payout world tour is here, line up for your $25 31 Mar 19:39 | 2
Science China wants a 'Go' at Google's DeepMind Challenger emerges for AI's board-game crown 31 Mar 21:05 | 12
On-Prem Intel invokes the ghost of Andy Grove to standardize cloud market OpenStack and Kubernetes all the way, says Chipzilla 31 Mar 22:07 | 2
Personal Tech Redflow's home batteries to start shipping in June El Reg talks to Simon Hackett about the 'not a PowerWall-killer' home battery 31 Mar 22:29 | 6
Legal Reddit's warrant canary shuffles off this mortal coil US law enforcement must be after more cat videos 31 Mar 23:06 | 42
Networks Critics hit out at 'black box' UN internet body Who exactly decides who sits on the Internet Governance Forum's main body? 31 Mar 23:08 | 9
OSes Save it, devs. Red Hat doesn't want your $99 for RHEL Free pilot's license for immutable infrastructure nuts 31 Mar 23:30 | 6
Legal Divided FCC passes ISP privacy rules, overhauls LifeLine Poor to get break on broadband prices 31 Mar 23:57 | 2