Update Sainsbury's Bank web pages stuck on crappy 20th century crypto 'Someone there should be beaten to a pulp with a keyboard' 25 Jan 09:05 | 60
Analysis Universal Credit: The IT project that will outlive us all 'Reset' deadline kicks the problem into the long grass 25 Jan 09:34 | 36
Channel Apple CEO visits EU regulator to discuss tax bill Cooking the books? Not us! 25 Jan 10:00 | 17
Channel BT dismisses MPs' calls to snap off Openreach as 'wrong-headed' Biz slurps £1.7bn, leaves 5.7 million without proper broadband - report 25 Jan 10:25 | 124
Science Spaniards trouser DARPA robotics cash Erle Robotics to develop 'Hardware Robot Operating System' 25 Jan 11:01 | 3
On-Prem Twitter boss ‘personally’ grateful as five Twitter execs walk Jack Dorsey shows importance of being earnest 25 Jan 11:22 | 30
Channel Capita hiring temps to cover for call centre redundancies – staff sources C is caring, and is also for Capita 25 Jan 11:42 | 26
Security Commuters slam UK rail operator c2c. You slow, late, er... privacy violator Add it to the list, under overcrowding and lateness 25 Jan 12:01 | 11
Servers Facebook brings European cats' snaps closer to home with £151m Irish data centre Hmm, wonder why it chose Emerald Isle location? 25 Jan 12:18 | 10
Comment How El Reg predicted Google's sweetheart tax deal ... in 2013 Is this really the way we want to do our politics now? 25 Jan 12:28 | 43
Networks China has a chip to fry with y'all: Wants its own chip smarts and fabs Davos talk reveals Middle Kingdom plans to break Western tech hegemony 25 Jan 12:53 | 34
Channel VMware to 'axe 900 jobs' Virtzilla not to be outdone by cost-cutting dominant shareholder EMC 25 Jan 13:24 | 8
Networks Folk shun UK.gov's 'expensive' subsidised satellite broadband Just 24 people signed up to poorly advertised scheme 25 Jan 14:05 | 53
Legal Google and HMRC face Parliamentary grilling over £130m tax deal Puts fire under taxman's 'sweetheart' settlement with Alphabet Inc 25 Jan 14:29 | 24
Security Hacker crew hits Uyghur, Tibet campaigns: Who is Scarlet Mimic's backer... Does its name rhyme with Threeple's Besmublic of Diner? 25 Jan 15:03 | 2
Channel Official: EMC concedes defeat on certified partner sales volumes But don't worry about that... look at the other stuff we've done that isn't a climb down 25 Jan 15:18 |
Devops DevOps darling GitLab has hit those difficult 50s already They grow up so fast these days 25 Jan 15:40 | 1
Software Linux Foundation quietly scraps individual memberships Now you can only be a 'supporter' with no voting rights 25 Jan 16:02 | 41
Science Cunning Greek lizards seek skin-matching rocks Impressive camouflage ability baffles boffins 25 Jan 17:06 | 43
Channel Microsoft struggles against self-inflicted Office 365 IMAP outage Seven days is a long time in cloud 25 Jan 17:24 | 51
On-Prem Don’t get in a cluster fluster, Wikibon tells NetApp users Migrating to CDOT might not be the best option for you. Just saying 25 Jan 18:02 | 18
Science MIT boffin: Big data won't compute? Try these handy quantum algorithms All you need is that 300 qubit computer in your back drawer 25 Jan 18:28 | 10
Usenix Enigma Terrible infections, bad practices, unclean kit – welcome to hospital IT Medicine is world's worst industry for data security, it seems 25 Jan 19:14 | 47
Legal Scandal-smashed OPM will no longer do govt's background checks – for obvious reasons White House creates new agency for security clearances 25 Jan 19:41 | 29
On-Prem Troubled Toshiba ponders selling chips to save its flash bacon Spinning out disk business ... or shrinking it, maybe 25 Jan 20:03 | 6
Channel The only way is down for NetApp, HPE and IBM storage – study Dell-EMC combo to be top dog in 2017 enterprise on-premises spend 25 Jan 20:17 | 26
Channel Safe Harbor 2.0: US-Europe talks on privacy go down to the wire End-of-month deadline looms for vital data sharing pact 25 Jan 21:03 | 56
Networks Kentucky to build 3,400-mile state-owned broadband network – and a fight is brewing Bonkers bluegrass broadband backbone battle brings bundled bluster, boisterous bickering 25 Jan 21:30 | 47
Security Show us the code! You should be able to peek inside the gadgets you buy – FTC commish Worried about privacy, security? McSweeny has an answer 25 Jan 23:54 | 46