Hm, why could that be? Could it be to run things like Docker?
Well done, thanks for giving PHBs everywhere a great idea for 2016
No, you're not the worst sysadmin in the world if you can't log on to a new UCS box
SGI scores deal for new 'Cheyenne' super
SOHOpeless vuln gives attackers free VoIP calls
Don't worry too much about CSRF, security wonks chirp
And for good measure gives XenDesktop and XenMobile a tweak or three
Improved VMware-to-Azure backup service shows, again, the weakness of vCloud Air
135-years for yanking 11 bank cards, on top of previous 199-year stretch
Odds of revival: tiny. Odds of brick on comet: unbackable
No more sudo cp -R * /dev/DVD
I don't look like 'James Brown on the run' says court-dodger
Independent security advice can keep you out of The Register's security section
Ex-exec Pim Dale falls on hard(er) times
Ninja malware in multi-pronged attack
And we need a 'harmonised framework' for spectrum allocation as well
Storage software startup wth mild XtremIO flavour
Deal will create 'agile' services, apparently. Erm, ever heard of G-Cloud?
Also appoints former Google exec to another seat
New hire comes from CIA-funded document management firm
All you need is a screwdriver and a smartphone
And Facebook’s CTO ... AI?
Reg EventsWho’s talking what, where
Zombie IEs 8, 9 and 10 limp on
An efficient new spin on old school tungsten tech
Good luck, prisoners
HPE showers 'petabyte-scale' SDN firm Scality in gold
Zombie master suspects tracked to Bosnia
RoTMHumanity versus GWX: Are we ready for the battle?
Trying to ‘demonstrate the art of the possible’. Right
Will v2.0 incompatibilities leave users dazed and confused?
Refugees would fill 176 double-decker buses, BBC explains
Execs' eyes bulge as 'intelligent' WAN and SDN opps falls into view
CommentFunding round coincident with legal foe getting another defeat
No, I'm quite happy with my own gear, says punter
AnalysisA change of tune? More a learning experience
Bill to simplify FOIA requests passes House – but with security services carve-out
Europe at odds over secure comms
Faster, thinner, more flash, extra dash
Has it finally fixed mobile video issues?
Update your firmware or suffer the consequences
All users of Windows, Office, and Adobe software, should update ASAP
Cabinet documents reveal a history of might-have beens for Australia's internet
Never heard of it? Never will do, either
The world's lamest Tough Mudder course
Three out of ten, must try harder to end its air pollution emissions test nightmare