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Telstra iPhone customers RISE UP as download speeds collapse

Update: carrier confirms cable cut, doesn't say which one

Patreon thieves drop data, expose users' info all over web

15GB file lifted from crowd-funding outfit hits dump sites

Vigilante VXer FIXES SOHOpeless routers

Stallman sycophant offers password reminders and handy debug tips.

Boffins: We know what KILLED the DINOS – and it wasn't just an asteroid

The truth at long last?

David Jones follows Kmart into 'we've been attacked' hell

Two days, two WebSphere sites fall

Australians LOVE our Free Trade Agreements

And we'll spend $10 million on ads to prove it

Junk patent ditched in EAST TEXAS

Signs of the end times for patent trolls

Microsoft pitches Azure at HPC, visualisation loads

GPU-assisted clouds due for 2016 launch

Amazon blocks lab-only key-stealing neighbour attack

UpdateProof-of-concept pop pinged

Dodgy amphetamines drive drug-crazed man on to pub roof

Lancashire cops issue contaminated whizz warning after four are hospitalised

Dangerous resurgent banking malware hits UK

Bank trojan twin pivots to smash supply chain biz

Autonomy ex-boss Lynch tells of poisonous life within HP in High Court showdown

AnalysisMike claims merger was sabotaged from Day One

I was GOOGLE for a MINUTE, claims quick-witted dude

Mountain View scrambles after domain quirk gives intern Google.com access

Five things that doomed the big and brilliant BlackBerry 10

Listicle Clickbait SpecialSo long, and thanks for all the emails

Has somebody shared your 'anonymised' health data? Bad news

Harvard boffins unmask 100% of 'encrypted' S Korean records

So, what's happening with LOHAN? Sweet FAA, that's what

Well not quite. Spaceplane fans read on...

Siege of Shoreditch was like Stalingrad, but with Froot Loops Bloopers

¡BONG! FRONTLINE DISPATCHNever come between a digital disruptor and his Unicorn Poop

Three mobile data network GOES TITSUP across Blighty

Customers yell: 'My internet is broken. Arrrrggggh'

Apple CEO Tim Cook: Email keyword sniffing? We'd NEVER do that!

*Cough* Google *cough*

Asus ZenPad 10 Z300C: Cheap tab, dock combo you can turn up to 11

ReviewIt's all about the bass. And the treble. And the volume

HP fills those big old shoes vacated by Sue Barsamian

Cloud exec Kerry Bailey ushered into global enterprise channel boss role

Ofcom: Ahem, about that 28GHz spectrum. Let's talk fees

Let's just pretend that auction disaster never happened, OK?

Is the world ready for a Raspberry Pi-powered Lego Babbage Engine?

Neat idea could become reality with Reg readers' support

How do you solve a problem like Elliott? EMC's got 3 weeks to figure it out

And at that point things will get mighty interesting

The Steve Jobs of supercomputers: We remember Seymour Cray

Fast, cool, simple. Repeat

Hand-cranked ‘DDoS’ floors Thai government website amid protests

Great Firewall of Thailand? ไม่ได้อย่างแน่นอน, say locals

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Caption CompetitionPop a cap on this WTF snap

Trustmarque: 2014 was a helluva year – for all the wrong reasons

NHS supplier's accounts splattered in red ink

Micron: Those dratted PCs, dragging down our revenues

And SSD market has become a bit of a 'bloodbath'

Apple files patent for long-rumoured iRing-type bling

First dibs on calling integrated camera the iOfSauron

Watch out VW – French prosecutors are pulling on the rubber gloves

Squeaaaaak ... SNAP. This won't hurt a bit

Avere climbs higher up the Google cloud mountain

Come hither, oh ephemeral cloudy thing, and bring your reduced latencies with you

Data boffins see the light with extravagantly bit-blessed optical PCM

Ideal for when you want a cup of tea and a bit of light reading

Analytics are better with shared storage and not scale-out, says IBM

Conveniently, we happen to have this shared storage thing lying about. How about that?

Hey techies! Ever wanted to adopt a Congresscritter? Now's your chance

Program looks to get IT bods teaching lawmakers

Amazon flings open source Elasticsearch at Big Data's cloud

No schema required! Just step right up, good people

Fujitsu fleshes out Ceph hyperscale CD10000 with cost-saving tweaks

There is a slight decrease in capacity however

AdBlock blocker biz bought

Yes, battening off those who batten off content producers ... good business

Experian-T-Mobile US hack: 'We trusted them, now that trust is broken'

AnalysisWho guards the cyber-guards?

Five million people exposed in Scottrade brokerage hack

Biz only found out when the FBI came calling

Aircon biz fined $1.3m after boss set up attack websites slamming critical punters

Things got real weird with Atlanta HVAC company

Like your job at Sprint? Yeah, about that ... $2.5bn in cuts coming

Carrier CEO Claure claims cuts coming

Apple gobbles Brit AI outfit VocalIQ

Reports suggest fruity firms has acquired biz which previously sneered at Siri as a 'toy'

Alleged $32m Gemcoin crypto-bucks scam busted by Feds

Minerals mined overseas supposed to be converted to virtual cash

Moon miners book Kiwi rockets for 2017 lunar landing

$30m Google Lunar X-Prize now in play

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