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Boffins learn to send boredom-beating suggestions to smartphone-fondlers

What fresh hell is this?

Flash, holograms? Where will your archive end up?

Will you still tape me tomorrow?

vAdmins facing DUAL vSphere upgrades

VMworld 2015vSphere 6 gets its first refresh this month, cloud on-ramp coming soon

NBN cable rules spark electricity network push-back

Government kicked for seeking free ride on power poles

Work has started on VMware's secret security disruptor

'Real code is being written' says NSX Daddy Martin Casado

BEELION-dollar lasso snaps, NASA mapper blind in one eye

'You got the warranty card?' 'I thought you had it!'

CloudRouter now live

Want your open-source NetOps? Here it is

Shabby but persistent espionage group turn tables on researchers

'Hey it's Mike, open this thing would ya?'

Stench of confiscated dope overwhelms Catalan cop shop

Effects like 'having smoked something illegal', officers complain

Almost all dot-science malicious, dot-cricket rigged, researchers find

Dot-work, dot-party equally hazardous

At LAST: RC4 gets the stake through the heart

Google, Mozilla and Microsoft say 'enough is enough'

Netflix releases reflected XSS audit tool for biz

Sleepy Puppy latest in Open Source security love

Wikipedia’s biggest scandal: Industrial-scale blackmail

AnalysisBut can the stables be cleaned? And does anyone actually want to clean them?

Websites aimed at kids are slurping too much info, finds report

Large number are also sharing that data willy-nilly with third parties

Mad Max: High-octane dystopian desert demolition derby

Game TheoryCreate your own car, crack on with combat collisions

Tintri T850: Storage array demonstrates stiff upper lip under pressure

ReviewWatch out, performance hogs. This is NOT a contention-based model

Feeling sweary? Don't tell Google Docs

NSFWYou've got more chance getting a f**k out of Ashley Madison than the Chocolate Factory

Greater Manchester plod site targeted by nuisance DDoS attack

'There will be more attacks today,' attacker proudly tells El Reg

Au oh, there's gold in them thar server farms, so lead the way

You can also scrabble for Cu, Al, Fe, Ta, Ag, Sn, Si, Nd, OK?

Anonymous UK 'leader' fined for revealing ID of rape complainant

Man cleared of charges ranted a bit too much in online vid

IoT baby monitors STILL revealing live streams of sleeping kids

The hacker that rocks the cradle

HMRC breaches job applicants' privacy in mass email spaff

UpdateWant to know if your nemesis is applying for the same job? You're in luck

Malvertising attack menaces Match.com users with tainted love

UpdateInfected ads threaten lonely hearts' romantic pursuits

Web hosting biz Servint hit by network-toppling DDoS attack

Outage domino effect as network's customers' customers also hit

Brit school claims highest paper plane launch crown

PICS+VID35,043m drop finally breaks PARIS Vulture 1 record

Samsung’s consumer IoT vision – stupid, desperate, creepy

IFA SketchSo, just like everyone else's, in fact

Microsoft boosts Azure's VM creds with price cuts and GS

D-range storage drops its pants

Watch this cartoon on proposed new EU data rules – or you’re DOOMED. Maybe

'Misleading' animation takes a swing at new regs, and misses

Ashley Madison hack miscreants may have earned $6,400 from leak

Blackmail campaign unmasked through Bitcoin blockchain

Sparks and recreation: TomTom's stealth wearable success

IFA 2015Well, it's a success compared with Android Wear, anyway

128TB SSD by 2018? Toshiba promises much, delivers ... a little

IFA 2015Fat solid state flash drive for the masses?

UK.gov claims 'success' over SME broadband scheme

Can't give it away: Only two-thirds of original £100m target to be met

Sacré bleu! Apple, Nokia, Samsung et al end their three-year sulk over 'home taping' tax

Big names decide they DO want a say in copying levies

Dead Steve Jobs' Silicon Valley wage-rigging plot costs Apple, Google, Adobe, Intel $415m

L-Koh gives O-K to settlement payout

FTC raps Machinima for paying YouTubers to plug Xbox One

Video network agrees to settlement in pay-for-praise case

Why are Google and 'VW group' having a 'global summit' in San Francisco today?

PicRumbled in the tech jungle

Huge, absorbent iPad rumours recycled – and this time it's REAL. True

It's true that's there's a rumour. And that's a FACT

Pwn2Own Tokyo hacking contest trashed, export rules blamed

Sponsor HP stumped by Wassenaar Arrangement cluster-fsck

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