Channel Citrix CEO retires as activist investor Elliott snatches the wheel 'Underperforming product lines' to be put under microscope 29 Jul 00:38 | 10
Science Voyager's Golden Record now free to download Humanity says “Hi!” to aliens in 55 languages on SoundCloud 29 Jul 01:29 | 26
Security Australian Cyber Security Centre uses discredited data to quantify infosec threats The numbers are down, but Australia's Oz Cyber ForceTM says things are getting worse 29 Jul 01:49 | 1
Security Bug hunter reveals Apple iTunes, Mac app store receipt deceit Inject evil JavaScript code via the device name? Don't mind if we do 29 Jul 02:02 | 8
Virtualization HP goes off VMware's EVO:RAIL, stops selling sole appliance 'Customers want more open and flexible approach', namely StoreVirtual with vCenter 29 Jul 03:04 | 8
Software Microsoft's Arrow brings pane to Androids You too can suffer the Windows phone experience, as an app 29 Jul 03:38 | 15
Science Just a quickie, then: Boffins' 11 picosecond spontaneous emission 75 nm cube lights the path to optical computing 29 Jul 03:58 | 4
Channel SDN hits rock bottom and FCoE is obsolete, say Gartner mages New networking hype cycle has good news for wireless, cautions for white-boxers 29 Jul 04:30 | 7
Science World-beating TWO-QUADRILLION-WATT LASER fired by boffins Japanese fusion eggheads pull trigger on Earth's most powerful ray gun 29 Jul 05:04 | 33
Security Malvertising campaign hits 10 MEELLION users in 10 days Screw creative, just use Angler. 29 Jul 05:25 | 10
Bootnotes Thought YOU'd had rude service in France? Ce n'était RIEN, M'sieu Pantalons Malodorants Shoppers dubbed 'mad' 'bitch' etc by guys technologique 29 Jul 05:58 | 23
Networks BT broadband in broad-based brownout and TITSUP incidents Outages and slow downloads leave customers cursing carrier from Manchester to Portsmouth 29 Jul 06:26 | 34
Review Windows 10: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE to Microsoft's long apology for Windows 8 There will be tears – but it is worth upgrading 29 Jul 07:01 | 181
Security Researchers say Anthem health hack has Beijing's fingerprints 'Black Vine' gang, late of China, fingered as source of heist that lifted 70 million records 29 Jul 07:33 | 4
Science Flippin' heck, meet the Internet of Things wallpaper LEDs, pah! UK inventor cooks up cheap fabric alternative to giant displays 29 Jul 08:03 | 8
Legal Let kids delete their online rants, demand campaigners Won't somebody please think of the children! (Adults are on their own) 29 Jul 08:32 | 50
Worstall on Wednesday Hurrah! Uber does work (in the broadest sense of the word) after all Will we see a return of the Medallion Man? 29 Jul 09:03 | 66
Channel MORE Windows 10 bugs! Too many Start menu apps BREAK it Microsoft's 'working on a fix to this issue' – or you can go third party instead 29 Jul 09:31 | 122
On-Prem Moshe's Infinidat happy to SHOUT about its progress Enough of the cheesy comments from Le Grand Storage Fromage 29 Jul 10:03 |
Networks Ofcom wants to ease the pain of switching mobile networks. Good luck It may possibly encourage feckless disloyalty, who knows 29 Jul 10:21 | 14
Security W3C's failed Do Not Track crusade tumbles to ad-blockers' Vietnam Worst outcome ever for clueless online admen 29 Jul 10:39 | 52
Software Microsoft admits critical .NET Framework 4.6 bug, issues workaround F# developers asked to avoid it until a complete fix is ready 29 Jul 11:01 | 11
On-Prem Mobiles? What are they? Nokia immerses itself in virtual reality cameras Psst. Oculus. Google. Are you listening? 29 Jul 11:18 | 6
Sysadmin blog Windows 10: A sysadmin speaks his brains – and says MEH Average Joe will be happy with it. So long as he hasn't used Windows 7 29 Jul 11:29 | 171
Legal Sue us for Safari ad tracking? You'll be lucky, peons, cackles Google Supreme Court appeal permission could let Chocolate Factory shut the floodgates 29 Jul 11:46 | 11
Interview A hybrid upstart trying to sink its fangs into Docker: Apcera CEO talks to El Reg about peering inside those mystery containers 29 Jul 12:01 |
Channel A third of workers admit they'd leak sensitive biz data for peanuts And three per cent of employees would consider offers as low as £100 29 Jul 12:17 | 27
Channel Capita cracks open the bubbly after 10 per cent sales jump Frenchy rival Atos also celebrates big growth despite DWP contract boot 29 Jul 12:42 | 1
Legal Italy: Human rights are so old hat. The future's in internet rights Euro nation makes Declaration of Internet Rights, with caps and everything. Bless 'em 29 Jul 13:03 | 6
Analysis Let's all binge on Blake’s 7 and help save the BBC ... from itself Auntie shakes off pay TV shackles. Careful, someone might see 29 Jul 13:28 | 69
Analysis Peering closer at 3D XPoint memory: What are Intel, Micron up to? A memory crossing point, yes – but a Rubicon? 29 Jul 13:59 | 17
Security MIT boffins identify Tor hidden services with 88 per cent accuracy For nothing is secret that shall not be made manifest 29 Jul 14:33 | 12
Comment Now listen, Gartner – virtualisation and containers ARE different Magic Quadrant starts to lose its sparkle 29 Jul 15:04 | 14
Channel Cloud busting: Alibaba pumps $1bn into Aliyun, hopes it will rain cash Chinese tat bazaar ramps up anti-Amazon efforts in global cloud domination fight 29 Jul 15:32 |
Channel CommVault mired in losses. Will activist investors move in? New release of its flagship Simpana product just got way more important 29 Jul 15:55 | 3
On-Prem Amazon comes up with delivery-drone zones after watching Fifth Element all night Proposes 200-ft-thick layer of sky only for robot planes 29 Jul 16:29 | 35
Sysadmin Blog Sysadmin Day 2015: Fun things to do – and prizes to win from El Reg Where the beer, food and gifts are on offer around the world and how to enter 29 Jul 17:01 | 7
Legal Your voter-trolling autodialer is illegal: The cringey moment the FCC spanks a congresscritter Lawmakers shocked to learn the rules apply to them too 29 Jul 17:29 | 29
Legal Top German data cop slaps down Facebook's real name policy Unser Feld, unsere Regeln. Verstanden? 29 Jul 17:56 | 13
On-Prem Yelp whelps yelp 'Help!' Chairman ejects, shares plunge 30%, losses grow We'll give these financial figures one star out of five 29 Jul 18:17 | 6
Security How to quietly slurp sensitive data wirelessly from an air-gapped PC One little catch: you need to infect the computer first 29 Jul 18:38 | 12
Podcast Speaking in Tech: Google's snapped – it's gone native in the cloud Meanwhile, HP ties its excessively casual developers down 29 Jul 19:18 |
Pic Exploding 'laptop batt' IN SPAAACE! Speeding lithium spaffed by nova One step closer to cracking riddle of light metal's origins 29 Jul 19:28 | 10
Security Be wary of that Russian. He might HAMMERTOSS a software nasty at you Crew's nationality revealed by strict adherence to Moscow office hours 29 Jul 19:37 | 13
Software Oh look – Office Mobile apps to go with your shiny Windows 10 But you'll need an Office 365 subscription to edit with them 29 Jul 19:59 | 12
Analysis So just WHO ARE the 15 per cent of Americans still not online? Hint: Many of them look like this old fogey 29 Jul 20:17 | 33
Legal Twitter will delete jokes after a DMCA takedown – but NOT my photos, fumes angry snapper Shutterbug sues social network 29 Jul 20:38 | 16
Legal Turnbull's transformers plan business access to YOUR GOV ID DATA Digital Transformation Office moots federated digital identity model in alpha services guide 29 Jul 20:43 | 5
On-Prem Facebook is raking in so much filthy lucre, it can't spend it fast enough What's it aiming for with all that R&D dosh? 29 Jul 22:36 | 10