'Underperforming product lines' to be put under microscope
Humanity says “Hi!” to aliens in 55 languages on SoundCloud
The numbers are down, but Australia's Oz Cyber ForceTM says things are getting worse
'Customers want more open and flexible approach', namely StoreVirtual with vCenter
You too can suffer the Windows phone experience, as an app
75 nm cube lights the path to optical computing
New networking hype cycle has good news for wireless, cautions for white-boxers
Japanese fusion eggheads pull trigger on Earth's most powerful ray gun
Screw creative, just use Angler.
Shoppers dubbed 'mad' 'bitch' etc by guys technologique
Outages and slow downloads leave customers cursing carrier from Manchester to Portsmouth
ReviewThere will be tears – but it is worth upgrading
'Black Vine' gang, late of China, fingered as source of heist that lifted 70 million records
LEDs, pah! UK inventor cooks up cheap fabric alternative to giant displays
Won't somebody please think of the children! (Adults are on their own)
Worstall on WednesdayWill we see a return of the Medallion Man?
Microsoft's 'working on a fix to this issue' – or you can go third party instead
Enough of the cheesy comments from Le Grand Storage Fromage
It may possibly encourage feckless disloyalty, who knows
Worst outcome ever for clueless online admen
F# developers asked to avoid it until a complete fix is ready
Psst. Oculus. Google. Are you listening?
Sysadmin blogAverage Joe will be happy with it. So long as he hasn't used Windows 7
Supreme Court appeal permission could let Chocolate Factory shut the floodgates
InterviewCEO talks to El Reg about peering inside those mystery containers
And three per cent of employees would consider offers as low as £100
Frenchy rival Atos also celebrates big growth despite DWP contract boot
Euro nation makes Declaration of Internet Rights, with caps and everything. Bless 'em
AnalysisAuntie shakes off pay TV shackles. Careful, someone might see
AnalysisA memory crossing point, yes – but a Rubicon?
For nothing is secret that shall not be made manifest
CommentMagic Quadrant starts to lose its sparkle
Chinese tat bazaar ramps up anti-Amazon efforts in global cloud domination fight
New release of its flagship Simpana product just got way more important
Proposes 200-ft-thick layer of sky only for robot planes
Sysadmin BlogWhere the beer, food and gifts are on offer around the world and how to enter
Lawmakers shocked to learn the rules apply to them too
Unser Feld, unsere Regeln. Verstanden?
We'll give these financial figures one star out of five
One little catch: you need to infect the computer first
PodcastMeanwhile, HP ties its excessively casual developers down
PicOne step closer to cracking riddle of light metal's origins
Crew's nationality revealed by strict adherence to Moscow office hours
But you'll need an Office 365 subscription to edit with them
AnalysisHint: Many of them look like this old fogey
Shutterbug sues social network
Digital Transformation Office moots federated digital identity model in alpha services guide
What's it aiming for with all that R&D dosh?