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Outbreak! Fake Amazon voucher offer seeds mobile malware attack

Get your Gaz-on

Ford to save you from BIKE FITNESS HORROR

MWC 2015No more uphill... literally

Reg exec in deluxe roo-skin pen case beernami trauma

Vulture South scrambles to source replacement marsupial pouch

Curiosity rover RENDERED ARMLESS by short circuit

Mars nuclear space tank parks after trouble strikes while retrieving sample

Sysadmins: Step away from the Big Mac. No more Heartbleed-style 2am patch dashes

6 steps to a saner patching regime

HGST goes on Himalaya expedition with Amplidata purchase

Object storage is no object

ARM, Geomerics: Don't go to the dark side. Use the Forge, Luke

GDC 2015Enlighten 3 lobs more lighting effects and new tool at games, movies etc

You're outta here! Baseball star strikes out sleazy trolls who targeted teen daughter

Life lesson: don't be a web loudmouth unless you want to be banned IRL

Google Chrome suffers brain freeze on Android Ice Cream Sandwich

Ad giant to old OS users: Move on already!

East Timor was officially removed from the internet yesterday

So long '.tp'. But welcome Timor-Leste and '.tl'

CONFIRMED: Tiny Windows Server is on the way

Cloud OS at the bottom, server in the middle and a dedicated client on top

Juniper, Amdocs show off vCPE

MWC 2015Router, firewall and orchestrator playing nice

Botched NBN installs leave folks with no internet, or recourse

TIO chases retailers, who chase NBN Co, which does ... very little we can see

IBM's Softlayer cloud to tout bare-metal Power8 boxes by the summer

OpenPower pals Tyan and Mellanox slotting in the gear behind the scenes

Australia's social media censorship law – for the children - all-but passes

Social networks on notice: take complaints seriously, take down rubbish and be responsive

Bringing Hadoop in from the cold: MapR is throwing adoption barriers on the fire

CommentV4.1 has three shortcuts to get clusters up and running faster

Carriers want 5G to do everything, for anything, anywhere

MWC2015The phoney phone standards chat is over and the real work has begun

Bigfoot now visible in commercial satellite images

First commercial 30cm resolution space snaps now on sale

£280k Kickstarter camera trigger campaign crashes and burns

Triggertrap cans product, offers furious backers 20% refund

D-Link removes fingers from ears, preps mass router patch

Amnesia strikes as hacker discloses remote code exec flaws

Privacy? What privacy? EU's draft law on your data is useless, say digital rights orgs

Latest leaked draft demolishes original text

Oracle's piping hot new pot of Java takes out the trash (faster)

JDK 8 Update 40 improves memory handling, JavaScript support

'Security, privacy' main barrier to 'government cloud' rollout in EU

We don't think that's why Gov.uk is not cloudified...

How does a global corporation switch to IP Voice?

Step by step guide

Mummy, what's the point of Evgeny Morozov's tedious columns?

Worstall on WednesdayTech has made us richer and freer, you fool

Twitter fears big EU tech payout to pacify lawmakers over data-slurping concerns

But hey, we're gonna blab about our lovely UK plumage

Ex-Systemax execs Carl & Gilbert Fiorentino jailed over $27m fraud

Brothers get five and six years of stripey suntan time

Lost WHITE CITY of the MONKEY GOD found after 500 years

They were digging in the RIGHT place

Saygus aims buffed up V2 Android mobe at Samsung

MWC 2015Shows Koreans where to stick the memory

Speaking in Tech: Tinder Plus: 4 times pricier... if you're an OVER-28 wrinkly

PodcastHP swipes right for Aruba hookup

SanDisk flash array launch signals imminent AFA battle

CommentWait 'til you see the niche in the market

Paul Allen hunts down sunken Japanese WWII super-battleship

PicsIJN Musashi's final resting place revealed

IBM may swing axe on same departments more than once

Job security in tech? Maybe try another industry

Samsung-Microsoft deal will bundle Office 365 with Android Knox

MWC 2015Love-in will bring Office to corporate mobes

Stop press! NHS trust finds G-Cloud, BUYS SOMETHING with it

£450/year/seat Lync SaaS deal boosts Outsourcery's coffers

HP: Windows Server + OpenStack will lure biz bods from the Amazon

Microsoft lends muscle to server on 'Linux for cloud'

International effort to wrangle t'internet from NSA fizzles out in chaos

Is it time to put web governance effort out of its misery?

Sophie the Stegosaurus was a teenaged fat lass claims triple-D model

Pic + vidShe's not fat, she's big boned

WHY are GoDaddy and Verisign stockpiling patents? Do I smell war?

Is the domain-name industry heading into a techno-legal battle?

Nvidia waves 4King big Android Shield at games console warzone

PicCan it play Crysis? Yes.

IBM buys 'deep learning' upstart Alchemy API, inhales 40,000 devs

Soz ex-staffers, we want people who can smarten up Watson-as-a-cloud

'Data center OS' Mesophere plans 2015 hire and roadmap drive

Integrated dream for big-data brains

Uber snaps up hip map startup

Taxi firm stops, opens door, orders deCarta to get in

Complicit Kiwis sniffed Pacific comms says Snowden

Five-Eyes hub in SHOCK SPYING REVELATIONS

Docker hires'n'acquires to cure its security, networking headaches

Container wrangler adding staff to tackle top issues

Connected Data gets serious about the business of file sharing

No public cloud security risk, you say

Snowden, NSA spying, hard drive malware ... what we need is a UN privacy watchdog!

EFF writes a very angry letter asking United Nations to write a very angry letter to the US

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