19th > September > 2014 Archive
First FondleSwollen queue suggests bumper Fruitchomp Friday
That's about three or so Minecrafts, right?
Red Hat to Wall Street: I came here to chew FeedHenry and kick some ass. And I'm all out of FeedHenry
rpm -i profit.q2.2015
Apple's turn to get the drinks in, amirite?
The race to zero in the mobile device management market has begun
Hopeful cap'ns seek PILES O'DOUBLOONS in NYSE debut
First CrackYarrrgh! 'Tis Antipodean insanity, ye crazy swab
AnalysisSilicon Valley's veteran seadog in piratical Putin impression
Not four. Point four. Count yer booty again, Microsoft
Aye, shipmate, it be just like that Minority Report
Landlubber scope-gazers squint to horizons and see anti-electron count surge
AnalysisNice treasure chest ye have there. Shame if it fell overboard
Belike tears of joy to this old seadog's eyes, laddie
See here, me IBM mateys, why d'ye languish with these scurvy curs?
Avast! Belay that 'RomanticVK' order - there be MONSTERS
Nay dragons here, me lad - these be long lost lovers
Bring on the wenches'n'mead, set course for New Mexico
Be afeared, me hearties, these scoundrels be spying our signals
AnalysisArr, makin' spy kit fer Google, a mug's game matey
100% DesignBelay that toil, me hearty, and park your scurvy backside
Is there ANYTHING cured pork can't do?
Security be not a dirty word, me Satya. But crevice, bigod...
VidArr, he'm used t'magic o' fast forrard, d'ye see
Anal-ysisMind, t'Motorola StarTac were like GOLD
Game TheoryKickstarter funded fun-packed thrills
StoragebodNo, there is no coffee and you may not sit down. Notebooks out
Deceased comedienne loving the new fondlephab
Remastered so hard it would be difficult or impossible to master it again
MAVEN and MOM neck and neck in plunge toward Red Planet
100% DesignAnd 3D printed model houses, because they're awesome
Do ya feel Luck-y, punk?
Yarr, them Nokia logos walking the plank and into the drink
TeardownNew speaking slabs blown to smithereens
Plenty o' grog to drink from all thar Alibaba booty
Outdated handsets that can't make calls can be YOURS