Software Time to move away from Windows 7 ... whoa, whoa, who said anything about Windows 8? Start migrating now to avoid another XPocalypse – Gartner 15 Aug 00:02 | 108
Personal Tech Google's ANDROID CRUSHING smartphone rivals underfoot Windows Phone cracks, Blackberry's out of juice and even Apple's squeezed 15 Aug 01:26 | 41
Security Know what Ferguson city needs right now? It's not Anonymous doxing random people U-turn on vow to identify killer cop after fingering wrong bloke 15 Aug 02:01 | 50
Legal Seven Apple Store staff cuffed in alleged $500k stolen iPhone scam bust Apple workers Think Different – allegedly 15 Aug 02:28 | 13
Legal Merger-hungry Comcast and Time Warner withdraw from FCC commissioner's dinner event Cable firms step away amidst heat on conflict of interest 15 Aug 02:58 | 5
Security Chrome update to raise alarms over deceptive download bundles That browser toolbar your Mum swears she never installed? Chrome'll crimp it 15 Aug 03:58 | 28
Science NASA's rock'n'roll shock: ROLLING STONE FOUND ON MARS No sign of Ziggy Stardust and his band 15 Aug 04:58 | 39
Bootnotes Why your mum was WRONG about whiffy tattooed people They're a future source of RENEWABLE ENERGY 15 Aug 06:02 | 38
Virtualization El Reg's virtualisation desk pulls out the VMworld crystal ball MARVIN musings and other Gelsinger Gang guessing games 15 Aug 06:28 | 3
Security Who needs hackers? 'Password1' opens a third of all biz doors GPU-powered pen test yields more bad news about defences and passwords 15 Aug 07:02 | 127
Legal Oracle claims knockout blow in IP lawsuit Judge says Rimini Street pinched Larry's goodies 15 Aug 07:28 | 8
Legal New voting rules leave innocent Brits at risk of SPAM TSUNAMI Read the paperwork very carefully - or fall victim to marketing shysters 15 Aug 08:02 | 92
Channel Brits' borked Samsung kit held up after repair centre slips into administration What ... you don't know where my borked slab's gone? 15 Aug 08:31 | 41
Opinion Hackers' Paradise: The rise of soft options and the demise of hard choices How it all went wrong for computer security 15 Aug 09:04 | 95
QuoTW 'Aaaah FFS, 'amazeballs' has made it into the Oxford English Dictionary Plus: 'EE, how shocking, another problem I face with your service' 15 Aug 09:26 | 22
Science Vulture 2 spaceplane autopilot brain surgery a total success LOHAN slips into some sexy bespoke mission parameters 15 Aug 10:02 | 16
Something for the Weekend, Sir? You'll find Yoda at the back of every IT conference The piss always taking is he. Bastard the. 15 Aug 10:27 | 56
Software Pop-up ad man: SORRY we made such a 'hated tool', netizens Brands bummed out by SEXY FUNTIMES 15 Aug 11:10 | 29
Channel Microsoft punts FREE Office 365 mail migration, but some are not chuffed with the idea Mmm, drink from our delicious fountain o' cash, partners 15 Aug 11:29 | 10
Channel eBay in talks with Bitcoin firms about payments processing Online bazaar's Braintree subsidiary chatting up Coinbase and others 15 Aug 11:45 | 6
Personal Tech Giving your old Tesco Hudl to Auntie June? READ THIS FIRST You can never wipe supermarket slab clean enough 15 Aug 11:59 | 42
Legal Premier League wants to PURGE ALL FOOTIE GIFs from social media Not paying Murdoch? You're gonna get a right LEGALLING - thanks to automated software 15 Aug 12:24 | 129
On-Prem Intel teams up with rap chap 50 Cent on heartbeat headphones Get rich or die trying? Looks like the former rather than the latter 15 Aug 12:57 | 15
Channel EMC customer? You can only buy from third-party sales bods now Firm plans to pull direct reps' sales tool 15 Aug 13:17 | 4
Security Insert coin to continue: GameOver ZeuS zombie MUTATES, shuffles back to its feet You! Back from the undead again? 15 Aug 13:42 | 9
Channel Cisco prepares to take $700m hit to make 6,000 layoffs Fiscal 2015 pain includes severance pay and benefits 15 Aug 14:02 | 11
Security Don't think you're SAFE from Windows zombies just 'cos you have an iPhone - research Malware can be pushed across the species gap 15 Aug 14:28 | 19
On-Prem Samsung slurps Internet of Home Stuff upstart SmartThings Korean chaebol nabs home automation platform for rumoured $200m 15 Aug 14:58 | 2
Personal Tech YES YES YES! Apple patents mousy, pressure-sensing iVibrator Fanbois prepare to experience the great Cupertin-O 15 Aug 15:32 | 52
Channel Rimini Street promises 'business as usual' after Oracle IP judgment Rimini's wrong on Oracle database licence, says judge 15 Aug 16:48 | 14
Security Revealed ... GCHQ's incredible hacking tool to sweep net for vulnerabilities: Nmap Is that you, 007? Is that you, 007? 15 Aug 19:06 | 29
SaaS Apple slings fanbois' data at Chinese servers in China Telecom deal Mandarins won't get encryption keys, Cook & Co promises ... scout's honor 15 Aug 20:31 | 9
On-Prem New Sprint CEO says he will lower axe on staff – but prices come first 'Very disruptive' new rates to be revealed next week 15 Aug 21:08 | 10
Security Supervalu supermarket stores stung by sneaky sales system scammers Up to 1,000 stores could have been hacked 15 Aug 22:15 | 23