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Tumultuous Twitter torches top talent, topples COO

Rowghani out as company plans to eliminate exec role

Cisco: You think the internet is clogged with video now? Just wait until 2018

'We are firmly in the Zettabyte Era,' says networking megafirm exec in new report

Japan's DOCOMO suggests wearable SIM cards

One SIM to rule them all, one SIM to bind them ...

Oz refugee data leak a SNAFU, says KPMG report

Politically-explosive data accessed 123 times after gov worker ignores intranet rules

DINOSAUR BLOOD: JUST RIGHT, as Goldilocks might say, if drinking it

Not too hot, not too cold. Yum

Australia and USA strike closer cyber defence alliance

The leaders posed for a grip 'n' grin but details are elusive

When will Microsoft next run out of US IPv4 addresses for Azure?

UpdatedRedmond gives some servers a Brazilian, promises all the action is on American soil

Google Fit will slurp YOUR heartbeat, weight, blood pressure from gizmos

Just hook us up to the damn Matrix and be done with it

Australia.gov.au Alpha design revealed to grateful nation

Homage to gov.uk and govt.nz built on Drupal

Microsoft in hunt for the practical qubit

Looking for a technique that scales

US Marshals seek buyer for Silk Road's Bitcoin

$US17m of seized crytpocurrency to be auctioned on June 27th

Restaurant chain uses CARBON PAPER to fight credit card hack

Ye olde click-clack card imprint machines are back at P.F. Chang's China Bistro

BOFH: On the contrary, we LOVE rebranding here at the IT dept

Episode 5Which of our branding irons impresses you most?

Hacker claims PayPal loophole generates FREE MONEY

Convicted hacker comes good with fraudster flowchart

Microsoft promises no snooping in new fine print for web services

They've even thought of the children and how to make you responsible for them

Entirely new trojan quietly wheeled into black hat forums

Pandemiya is 25,000 lines of original password-pinching botnet badassery

Spaceplane design nipper Ariadne gets a promotion

Now 'Sub-orbital aesthetics consulting engineer', with a badge to prove it

IBM releases Software-Defined Storage For Dummies - no joke

Plus Big Blue sexes up its boring old GPFS line with new name

CIA rendition jet was waiting in Europe to SNATCH SNOWDEN

Unmarked Gulfstream tracked as it passed above UK

Waiting gamer slams no-show show: E3 – was that it?

Game TheoryThere's a game that might be good. You can't buy it yet

NASA scrubs FLYING SAUCER over Hawaii ballocket mission

Wrong kind of wind grounds Mars lander airbag test

Torvalds on patents: 'Sane people know it's bullsh*t but making real change is difficult'

QuoTW'In 1991, Captain Cyborg said we'd have real life Terminators'

CIOs: Are you the governor? Or just one of the governed?

PollAnswer these questions to find out if you’re really the business

S is for SMACKDOWN: Samsung takes Galaxy Tab slab war fruit-side

Bigger screens, smaller pixels for would-be iPad buster

Eating a fat bacon sarnie? Have a defibrillator handy

Heart attack ahoy for processed meat scoffers

Boffins lay out 'practical requirements' of 'realistic' quantum computer

You need 'contextual' magic states, apparently

Google in talks to nail Virgin as 'partner' in satellite internet plan

Will invest millions in JV and take stake in Galactic – report

London commuter hell will soon include 'one card to rule them all'

Transport 'catapult' will also fling taxis at you

Han Solo headed for lengthy stay in bacta tank after Bay Door Control cockup

Pulling ears off gundark unrealistic for now

Shiny happy people holding DIMMs: Plus Facebook's data centres are going all-flash

HP DiscoverHey, WD - come join our dating agency

Move over, John Pilger, let us IT scandal-mongerers stick it to you

Something for the Weekend, Sir?Had enough, you fascist, or shall I tweet you some more?

Tom Hanks NICKED my COPYRIGHTED PIC, claims Brit photog

Cornwall landscape snapper says he's out of pocket after celebrity's social media post

Latest casualties of Iraq fighting: Facebook and Twitter

'Praise be to Allah, who gave Twitter to the mujahideen'

Live Chat: Elite brains David Braben OBE answers YOUR Qs

Live ChatFeeling harmless or dangerous?

IBM officially biggest all-flash array shipper - analyst

Gartner AFA data hits the street

Apple: REIGN OF FIRE coming to Europe courtesy of old iPhone chargers

Fanboi? Living with one? Get the hell out of your house, NOW

Join me, Reg readers, and help me UPGRADE our CHILDREN

AppealThink of the children? I just did, says Dom Connor

It's tough at the top: Yet another hybrid startup knocks EMC

First Nutanix, now Nimble Storage

Blame WWI, not Bin Laden, for NSA's post-9/11 intel suck

Edward Snowden anniversary weekWar, peace and paranoia in modern US

Yet another reason to skip commercials: Microsoft ad TURNS ON your Xbox One

Aaron Paul spot inadvertently triggers Kinect voice commands

'Hashtag' added to the OED – but # isn't a hash, pound, nor number sign

A hint as to its real name: Know anyone named 'Thorpe'?

Angelina Jolie 2.0 NOT an inspiration for Huawei phones, says exec

She was 'the most attractive woman in the world ... several years ago'

Twitter for iOS embraces Bing Translate in time for World Cup 2014

Read tweets by global fans of football, futbol, piłka nożna, Fußball, футбол, pêl-droed ...

FCC launches probe into Verizon/Netflix spat

Commission will figure out whether video traffic was deliberately throttled

VMware: Amazon's cloud calculator a load of flatulant FUD

Battle of the marketing bods as Virtzilla chucks some virtual sanity at Bezos & Co

Splash! Three times as much water as ALL of Earth's oceans found TRAPPED underground

Can it help relieve a drought-plagued world? Well, don't water that brown lawn just yet

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