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Google TOO WHITE and MALE, says HR boss, looking in mirror

'We are not where we want to be when it comes to diversity'

New dashboard gives eagle's-eye view of Microsoft's security flaws

All the bad news about all the 'wares you use, all in one place

Spy platform zero day exposes cops' wiretapped calls

Laundry list of fail includes backdoor, remote unauth access to intercept box

Still watching DVDs? You're a planet-killing carbon hog!

Streaming is green, say boffins

Huawei sprinkles more SDN dust on enterprise kit

Adds hooks to MS, VMWare, OpenStack

Jade Rabbit nearly out of hop

Wheels, insulation no longer working

Kid crims don't need to skim: Paywave cards lead fraud rise

Fraud experts disagree: Tap'n'go won't get cash for a stash

How about printing your electricity?

Danish boffins print fuel cells from HP 1000

The cloud's between your ears, not in your data centre

Adopting hyperscale tech needs disposable servers and the courage to toss them

MH370 'pings' dismissed as false positives

UpdatedSearch zone abandoned

Samsung wants to 'thingify' your BODY with Simband

Think Dick Tracey meets Trekkie

SAP NetWeaver flaw spews user tables

Patch issued but Ruskies keep details under wraps

ProDesk colour 3D printer's secret: It gives hot models great head

Hands onSquirting nozzle performs in five-way session for Reg hack

Loved-up shared storage silos in SHOCK SPLIT!

Blocks and FilesGood news or bad news? Depends if you're a channel bod...

About to make a big bet? Don't crash out, cash in with the power of maths

Big Data's Big 5From biz changes to Monte Carlo, probabilities of risk explained

100% driverless Wonka-wagon toy cars? Oh Google, you're having a laugh

CommentSelf-driving motor utopia still some way off

Azzurri exec set have a brand new CEO: Former BT bigster Chris Jagusz

Starts after the summer

Welcome to the ISS. Don't mention Ukraine if you ever want to leave

VidSo, comrade, who do you favour in the Virginia Slims tournament?

BLAM! IBM drags its NetApp OEM deal horse outside, gunshot heard

So long, and thanks for all the fish

Cyber crims smash through Windows into the great beyond

How malware became a multi-platform game

Sacre BLEURGH: Google thinks London's Victoria station is on the PARIS Metro

Master scraper rebrands Blighty's beloved Tube roundel

London officials declare cabbie-bothering Uber is legal – for now

TfL reckons app doesn't qualify as taximeter, but wants to get the High Court on the case

Watchdog puts UK gov IT on RED alert. Yes, that's a bad thing

G-Cloud shopping catalogue gets amber/red status ... Colour us shocked

How to strip pesky copyright watermarks from photos ... says a FACEBOOK photo bod

Engineer kills step-by-step instructions to steal pics online

Seagate in surprise $450m LSI Flash gobble

Will they, won't th - oh wait, yes they will

Accounts probe stings IT distie giant Tech Data on the bottom line

Box slinger keeps its head above the red line in Q1 2015

Google's driverless car: It'll just block our roads. It's the worst

CommentAll that guff about reducing congestion and so on – yeah, it's total cobblers

Atlantis hopes to sink fangs into EMC's ViPR with boosting product

VSAN/USX combo offers harder, bitier ViPR snakebite

Will IBM System x sink without trace before Lenovo can grab the helm?

Server market doom plunge slows, but Big Blue's doesn't

TrueCrypt turmoil latest: Bruce Schneier reveals what he'll use instead

Plus other alternatives and theories behind disk-crypto util's demise

Microsoft, Salesforce thump table in cloud tie-up talks – report

'Evil empire' changes its CEO, gets friendlier, it seems

Linux Foundation flings two full-time developers at OpenSSL

Crack anti-Heartbleed team sent in to patch critical tech

The iPhone of the future will know you BY YOUR EARS

Apple looks at system to detect multiple listeners via earbud sensors

Valve says no Steam Machines until 2015, fingers crossed

Gaming hardware delayed to iron out controller bugs

Confirmed: Salesforce partners with 'evil empire' Microsoft

Benioff and Nadella hold hands, weave MicroForce-SalesSoft tapestry

Clingy fondleslab owners TORPEDO industry forecasts

Slower than expected refresh rate makes analysts rethink yearly tablet-sales outlook

Snowden never blew a whistle, US spy boss claims

Those red-flag emails he claims NSA has? Nope, can't find 'em

Cloud Foundry Foundation swells to thirty-three members

Docker, Blue Box, MongoDB, and others fling gold into Pivotal's open source baby

Intel unveils kit to speed evolution of digital driving

Auto autonomy is inevitable, and Chipzilla wants to help hasten its arrival

'Hello? Hello? Yes, I'm calling you on my WEB BROWSER'

Mozilla plans plugin-free in-browser video chat for Firefox

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