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USA opposes 'Schengen cloud' Eurocentric routing plan

All routes should transit America, apparently

Hyper-V telling fibs about Linux guest VMs

Ignore our 'overly aggressive' warnings, says Redmond, your VMs are healthy

Drone 'hacked' to take out triathlete

Next scenario: World-Cup-winning shot at goal blocked by drone

Microsoft spells out new rules for exiling .EXEs

Adware classification regime won't tolerate privacy probes or auto-installs

Left swipe! That hot Tinder babe is a malware-flinging ROBOT

Hackers burn location-baring dating app's users

SPARC and Solaris will live until at least 2019

Oracle reveals three generations of silicon and Solaris 12 release schedule

WIMPs wipe each other out in giant radiating spot at galaxy's centre

What's 10,000 light years across and smells of gamma radiation?

India's GPS alternative launches second satellite

Closed satnav system due to have all seven birds aloft by 2016

Euro trade commish criticises Chinese telecoms subsidies

... but drops unfair pricing investigation into Chinese mobile imports

Experian subsidiary faces MEGA-PROBE for 'selling consumer data to fraudster'

US attorneys general roll up sleeves, snap on gloves

Avere SPEC benchmark shows cloud's just as fast as on-premise

Another cheery plug for Amazon S3

Amazon stuffs games into Fire TV box: Soz, rivals... WE don't need to make cash on hardware

Fires opening salvo on Apple, Google, Roku

Seagate brings out 6TB HDD, did not need NO STEENKIN' shingles

Or helium filling either, according to reports

Why won't you DIE? IBM's S/360 and its legacy at 50

Big Blue's big $5bn bet adjusted, modified, reduced, back for more

Symantec scratches head over balance sheet, calls in JPMorgan

Bankers drafted in to stave off activist investor threat - reports

Technology is murdering customer service - legally

OpinionChopping down the phone tree to scrump low-hanging fruit

LaCie bigs up 2big, 5big, 8big... WHOMP: Lands big data on your desk

NABWhat happens in Vegas...

The IT Crowd tops BAFTA nominations with four nods

Special final episode up for award along with its three stars

Rumour: Next Apple iThing to feature 65-inch screen. Four-limb multitouch, anyone?

OMG, how handy is THAT

Samsung's thumb-achingly ENORMO Galaxy Note Pro 12.2

ReviewWhen 10 inches just isn't enough to satisfy

'Graceful' solar flare erupts from surface of Sun – NASA vid

VideoMid-level radiation explosion captured by SDO

HP exec: 'CYOD' will TEAR APART the IT dept as we know it

Bring out yer device, bring out yer device... (as long as you don't work at HP, Dell, Cisco)

Lycamobile launches 'unlimited' 4G for £12 a month. Great. Now where can I get a signal?

Fondleslab-friendly SIMs on O2

As Azzurri closes in on CEO successor, sales director splits

But fear not people, troubled comms player spaffs comms cloud

Nominet bins Optical Express' appeal against 'It ruined my life' website

Campaigner hopes to get MPs to regulate laser eye market

Vint Cerf wanted to make internet secure from the start, but secrecy prevented it

Tells Google Hangout buds that tech was 'classified' at the time...

Furious MyCloud users descend on WD website as borkage continues

WD prez emails everyone: 'Your feedback is invaluable'

Veteran Brit tech distie Chessington HQ to become 28 flats

Northamber's property overlooks industrial estate

The Great Hash Bakeoff: Infosec bods cook up next-gen crypto

Take a serverful of hash, add salt, hold the rainbow

Oracle smacks JD Edwards help site with cease and desist order

UpdatedReference site thwacked with legal letter

Samsung slurps up full charge in 30 seconds with bio-battery

VidToo bad it's the size of a brick

Apple execs: 'Consumers want what we don't have'

Court docs show Samsung obsessed, Apple fretting over mobile battles

Mad Raspberry Pi boffins ripped out its BRAINS and SHRANK them for your pleasure

Tiny new Compute Module targets hardware hackers

Google loads Red Hat Enterprise Linux into its cloud

Ad firm's cloud wing tries on the Red Fedora

Qualcomm uncloaks new chips for 'ultimate connected mobile computing experiences'

Snapdragon 808 and 810 to deliver 'up to 300 Mbps' LTE

Apple sued in Texas troll territory for iMovie patent infringement

Plaintiff's lawyer: Representing inventors 'a noble cause' – but where's the inventor?

Internet is a tool of Satan that destroys belief, study claims

That's me in the chatroom, losing my religion

In Australia, protesting against Brendan Eich will be a CRIME

Freedom of speech isn't for activists

Major tech execs fling cash at heretical AI company Vicarious

Jeff Bezos + Marc Benioff + other execs + artificial intelligence = ???

Beat it, freetards! Dyn to shut down no-cost dynamic DNS next month

... but don't worry, charter members, you're still in 'for life'

Get your MOON GEAR: Auction to feature Space Race memorabilia

Keepsakes from early NASA, Soviet programs up for bids

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