Q3 '14 fails to impress Wall St
His opinion is unsurprising; the fact that he offered it publicly is
Patent suggests plan to put sensors in every room of the house
VideoThe Doomsday scenario we should have been worrying about
Cisco targets growing platform in otherwise-limp laptop market
Preserving entanglement for better comms
Sullivan on HTTPS, NSA and paranoia
Drop in on the the Malibu of Methane
PicsProject Morpheus to take on Oculus Rift ... eventually
ACCEL covers OpenCL, OpenACC environments
Farid Essebar suspected of causing $4 BEELLION damage to Swiss banks
No more hateful words, pledges egg-gobbling veggie crusader
'MA-USB' will allow kit to chat over USB at up to 10 Gbps
System suppliers slash prices in EMEA to avoid a year-on-year shipment wipeout
El Reg is going walkabout to stave off deep desert XP-ocalypse, needs your help
In a good way, of course
Our Vulture mingles it up with the mildly famous
Time slows down in UK call centre: warp anomaly, maybe?
EventIn London? Fancy a free beer?
New coin recalls golden age of polygonal currency
Antique Code ShowClassic Amiga and ST scroll-play gaming
Top investors pile in to big data funding round
Anthony Stirk's sleek black model boasts the power of THOR
'Would you wish your wife or servants to view this website?'
+CommentDigital Agenda Commish - do we really need one?
Targeted surveillance? Pull the other one
CommentRumours of appliance still EMC/VMware unconfirmed
PodcastPlus: 'I just want ONE remote for TV. Please!'
Could this herald the creation of a SeXbox?
Shhhhhhhhh, just don't mention the outage or security issue
Budget Day 2014Announces Alan Turing Institute in another tech-lite economy statement
'Familiar faces'? PLEASE... NOT Jar Jar Binks
Crimewatch Uncut screenings binned after cockup discovered
Claims from schools, biz, individuals can't be borged – judge
Sales and recurring revenues up at Outsourcery - but it still can't break even
Fires off attack just hours before stockholder meeting
'I realised that I'm done' sighs co-admin of vulnerability clearing house
New 1080p techno-specs for programers sorts out motion-sickness bugs
UpdatedEverything Everywhere ... NOT
Governments ignored the watchdog anyway, now it seems we don't need one
PicsFugitive leaker hailed by Berners-Lee at McScience gig
Baseline data finds 25 gigatonnes of carbon in the loam
Crowdsourcing to improve data offered by government
Tchah, the cheek of them, writing songs, expecting cash