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Hubble 'scope snaps 200,000-ton chunky crumble conundrum

VidWas it a cosmic murder? Break-up baffles boffins

Who loves office space? Dell does: Virtualization to banish workstations from under desks

Engineer, 3D modeller: there's a rack slot waiting for you

Sony US PlayStation supremo Jack Tretton ejects after 19 years

SCEA CEO GTG, GLHF LOL

Wanted: Virtual Steve Jobs to tell us one more thing about VSAN

Without prices for VSAN nodes comparison between traditional and virtual SAN costs is tough

Windows 8.1 Update 1 spewed online a MONTH early – by Microsoft

Someone left the barn door unlocked in Redmond, it seems

I NEVER DONE BITCOIN, says bloke fingered by new Newsweek

Mag claimed 64-year-old chap living near LA created crypto-moolah

Om Nom Nom Nom: AWS to eat Windows Server 2012 VMs

Hybrid cloud competition rolls on as Azure offers Active Directory extensions

China to blow away smog with DRONES

The Party declares war on pollution, before the unwashed declare war on it

Twelve million hit as Korea suffers ANOTHER massive data breach

KT Corp caught with its passwords down for third time in two years

Zaphod Beeblebrox style third arm cyborg prosthesis unveiled

'A lot of metal drummers would be jealous of me' says first recipient

Can you smell bacon? Yes! And it's coming from your iPhone!

US meatmeisters proffer porcine peripheral

comiXology's Phantom Zone breached by villainous Haxxor

Use of password change Kryptonite urged for all e-comics readers

China bans TXTing and Tweeting in Parliament

No cameras, either: The People must not know how posh their pollies have become

Avere gets edgy, speeds up flash flier filer

FXT 4800 also enlarged to 4.8TB SSD capacity

FCA drafts new rules to protect crowdfunders' lenders

Financial Conduct Authority: You've got to keep a pocketful or two

Ballmer: 'Microsoft would have a stronger position if I could redo the last TEN YEARS'

QuotwPlus: 'I'll invest in sheep, potable water, and tradable women'

Bugger the jetpack, where's my 21st-century Psion?

Forgotten form factors #2: The handheld PC

Nutanix photo-bombs VMware's selfie with delayed patent release

Patent signed off in December revealed day before VMware debuts VSAN

Why can’t I walk past Maplin without buying stuff I don’t need?

Something for the Weekend, Sir?Blow me a fuse, darlin’, I got 499 more where that came from

British Pregnancy Advice Service fined £200k for Anon hack, data protection breaches

Charity slapped by ICO for insecure user info storage

Violin CEO gazes at red-smeared accounts: Firm posts $149m loss

Old management exodus effect hits; can new CEO fix the firm?

Women! You too can be 'cool' and 'fun' if you work in tech!

EU tries another eye-rollingly naff campaign to get women into ICT jobs

'Mommy got me an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000 for Xmas!' South Park: Stick of Truth

Game TheoryEnjoy Zombie Nazi Chef's salty chocolate balls

How AGILE DIPLOMACY will spike PUTIN'S GUNS

¡Bong!While Crimea teeters on the edge, a plan is being hatched in Shoreditch...

Northamber grabs ladder, claims PC market burning

Sales singed at UK's oldest distie, profits toast

Privacy warriors lob sueball at Facebook buyout of WhatsApp

Advocates moan to US regulator about Zuck&Co's no-ad promise

Cops probing 'unnatural' death of Singapore Bitcoin exchange boss

Fellow CEO reckons her firm's modest size was a factor

Will the blighters pay this time? Betting big on developers

CommentAfter lying in a deathlike slumber for years, the developer market is twitching

Microsoft to push out penultimate XP patch on March Patch Tuesday

Plus: A fix for hacker's delight IE 0-day...

Brit and Yank data watchdogs ink deal to share case info

Crossing borders to tick boxes on cross border privacy

High-end SAN peddler Dot Hill delivers profit – market says 'meh'

Stock down 14% due to trimmer margins, weak outlook

What do you mean there are no Surface Pros? HAND 'EM OVER, yell Microsoft resellers

Supply to remain in constraint until summer, customers warned

Google's mystery barge flounces out of San Fran, heads to Stockton

Dubious new mooring 'only' had 32 murders last year

Brit education tech supplier comes back to life after collapse

Tribune BS becomes Tribune SI after pre-pack deal

No sex please, we're Twit-ish. Vine bans non-educational nudity

Lady Madonna with the big boobies? Fine. Porn? HELL NO!

Dell thuds down low-cost lap workstation for cheap frugal creatives or engineers

Got cold legs? Don't fancy a Mac-level rinsing?

eBay stockholders! There's MORE to COME, thunders Carl Icahn

Fight over minority investor's PayPal spinoff plan rumbles on

Humdrum Documentum momentum makes EMC glum? Off alone into the scrum it should be spun

Blocks and FilesAnalyst spins spin-off from tech king's tin

The long war on 'DRAM price fixing' is over: Claim YOUR spoils now (It's worth a few beers)

Ripped off on a 256MB RAM stick? Today's your lucky day

The land of Milk and Sammy: Free music app touted by Samsung

Ad-free streaming service to milk massive mobile market

Twin GEEKS: NASA studies identical brothers – one on Earth, one IN SPAAAACE

One-year mission to probe effects of life in orbit

LOHAN chap hooks up with busty stratominx in cosmic pleasure cruise

NSFW vidSpaceplane team shocked by high-altitude cleavage outrage

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