Vid Hubble 'scope snaps 200,000-ton chunky crumble conundrum Was it a cosmic murder? Break-up baffles boffins 07 Mar 00:11 | 26
Virtualization Who loves office space? Dell does: Virtualization to banish workstations from under desks Engineer, 3D modeller: there's a rack slot waiting for you 07 Mar 00:39 | 33
Legal Sony US PlayStation supremo Jack Tretton ejects after 19 years SCEA CEO GTG, GLHF LOL 07 Mar 01:02 | 5
Virtualization Wanted: Virtual Steve Jobs to tell us one more thing about VSAN Without prices for VSAN nodes comparison between traditional and virtual SAN costs is tough 07 Mar 01:30 | 3
Software Windows 8.1 Update 1 spewed online a MONTH early – by Microsoft Someone left the barn door unlocked in Redmond, it seems 07 Mar 02:03 | 84
Bootnotes I NEVER DONE BITCOIN, says bloke fingered by new Newsweek Mag claimed 64-year-old chap living near LA created crypto-moolah 07 Mar 02:56 | 52
SaaS Om Nom Nom Nom: AWS to eat Windows Server 2012 VMs Hybrid cloud competition rolls on as Azure offers Active Directory extensions 07 Mar 04:00 | 7
Science China to blow away smog with DRONES The Party declares war on pollution, before the unwashed declare war on it 07 Mar 05:03 | 20
Security Twelve million hit as Korea suffers ANOTHER massive data breach KT Corp caught with its passwords down for third time in two years 07 Mar 05:33 | 3
Science Zaphod Beeblebrox style third arm cyborg prosthesis unveiled 'A lot of metal drummers would be jealous of me' says first recipient 07 Mar 06:02 | 43
Bootnotes Can you smell bacon? Yes! And it's coming from your iPhone! US meatmeisters proffer porcine peripheral 07 Mar 06:30 | 24
Security comiXology's Phantom Zone breached by villainous Haxxor Use of password change Kryptonite urged for all e-comics readers 07 Mar 06:58 | 2
Legal China bans TXTing and Tweeting in Parliament No cameras, either: The People must not know how posh their pollies have become 07 Mar 07:32 | 4
SaaS Avere gets edgy, speeds up flash flier filer FXT 4800 also enlarged to 4.8TB SSD capacity 07 Mar 08:03 | 1
Legal FCA drafts new rules to protect crowdfunders' lenders Financial Conduct Authority: You've got to keep a pocketful or two 07 Mar 08:28 | 30
Quotw Ballmer: 'Microsoft would have a stronger position if I could redo the last TEN YEARS' Plus: 'I'll invest in sheep, potable water, and tradable women' 07 Mar 09:36 | 16
Personal Tech Bugger the jetpack, where's my 21st-century Psion? Forgotten form factors #2: The handheld PC 07 Mar 10:04 | 144
Channel Nutanix photo-bombs VMware's selfie with delayed patent release Patent signed off in December revealed day before VMware debuts VSAN 07 Mar 10:26 | 8
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Why can’t I walk past Maplin without buying stuff I don’t need? Blow me a fuse, darlin’, I got 499 more where that came from 07 Mar 10:59 | 194
Legal British Pregnancy Advice Service fined £200k for Anon hack, data protection breaches Charity slapped by ICO for insecure user info storage 07 Mar 11:30 | 43
Channel Violin CEO gazes at red-smeared accounts: Firm posts $149m loss Old management exodus effect hits; can new CEO fix the firm? 07 Mar 12:04 | 1
Channel Women! You too can be 'cool' and 'fun' if you work in tech! EU tries another eye-rollingly naff campaign to get women into ICT jobs 07 Mar 12:23 | 120
Game Theory 'Mommy got me an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000 for Xmas!' South Park: Stick of Truth Enjoy Zombie Nazi Chef's salty chocolate balls 07 Mar 12:41 | 34
¡Bong! How AGILE DIPLOMACY will spike PUTIN'S GUNS While Crimea teeters on the edge, a plan is being hatched in Shoreditch... 07 Mar 12:57 | 23
On-Prem Northamber grabs ladder, claims PC market burning Sales singed at UK's oldest distie, profits toast 07 Mar 13:32 | 2
Legal Privacy warriors lob sueball at Facebook buyout of WhatsApp Advocates moan to US regulator about Zuck&Co's no-ad promise 07 Mar 14:03 | 17
On-Prem Cops probing 'unnatural' death of Singapore Bitcoin exchange boss Fellow CEO reckons her firm's modest size was a factor 07 Mar 14:26 | 4
Comment Will the blighters pay this time? Betting big on developers After lying in a deathlike slumber for years, the developer market is twitching 07 Mar 14:46 | 8
Channel Microsoft to push out penultimate XP patch on March Patch Tuesday Plus: A fix for hacker's delight IE 0-day... 07 Mar 14:57 | 58
Legal Brit and Yank data watchdogs ink deal to share case info Crossing borders to tick boxes on cross border privacy 07 Mar 15:26 | 5
Networks High-end SAN peddler Dot Hill delivers profit – market says 'meh' Stock down 14% due to trimmer margins, weak outlook 07 Mar 16:02 | 3
Channel What do you mean there are no Surface Pros? HAND 'EM OVER, yell Microsoft resellers Supply to remain in constraint until summer, customers warned 07 Mar 16:32 | 26
On-Prem Google's mystery barge flounces out of San Fran, heads to Stockton Dubious new mooring 'only' had 32 murders last year 07 Mar 16:54 | 41
Channel Brit education tech supplier comes back to life after collapse Tribune BS becomes Tribune SI after pre-pack deal 07 Mar 17:21 | 2
Legal No sex please, we're Twit-ish. Vine bans non-educational nudity Lady Madonna with the big boobies? Fine. Porn? HELL NO! 07 Mar 17:41 | 24
Personal Tech Dell thuds down low-cost lap workstation for cheap frugal creatives or engineers Got cold legs? Don't fancy a Mac-level rinsing? 07 Mar 18:01 | 32
Legal eBay stockholders! There's MORE to COME, thunders Carl Icahn Fight over minority investor's PayPal spinoff plan rumbles on 07 Mar 18:27 | 17
Blocks and Files Humdrum Documentum momentum makes EMC glum? Off alone into the scrum it should be spun Analyst spins spin-off from tech king's tin 07 Mar 20:26 | 7
Legal The long war on 'DRAM price fixing' is over: Claim YOUR spoils now (It's worth a few beers) Ripped off on a 256MB RAM stick? Today's your lucky day 07 Mar 21:10 | 36
Legal The land of Milk and Sammy: Free music app touted by Samsung Ad-free streaming service to milk massive mobile market 07 Mar 21:58 | 14
Science Twin GEEKS: NASA studies identical brothers – one on Earth, one IN SPAAAACE One-year mission to probe effects of life in orbit 07 Mar 22:55 | 27
NSFW vid LOHAN chap hooks up with busty stratominx in cosmic pleasure cruise Spaceplane team shocked by high-altitude cleavage outrage 07 Mar 23:36 | 23