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HANA on a minute – is that a 10PB RAM cloud server from SAP? IT IS

But if you need to see a price tag, you can't afford it

CloudBees bags $11.2m to keep a closer eye on your handy jobs

'That's right, old chap, just set the gold down over there'

Even HTTPS can leak your PRIVATE browsing

'Secure' browsing trapped in a BoG

Bitcoin ban row latest: 'Unstable, loved by criminals' Yup, that's the US dollar – Colorado rep

'Prohibit dangerous currency from harming Americans'

Apple 'hid AUD$9 BILLION' from Australia alone: Report

The advantage of being neither here nor there

Tegile founder: Will we IPO? Yes. And we're NOT another NetApp

CommentCEO Rohit Khetrapal chews the fat about all things hybrid

US prosecutors drop hyperlink charges against Barrett Brown

A little sanity returns to the world

Japanese space boffins set to map the world in 3D

Two years and counting for PRISM project...

Hacking Team snoopware found on US servers

Citizen Lab tags foreign governments for spying in America

Cisco patches enterprise wireless vulns

Everything from DoS to device access

Voracious alien flatworm hits French in the escargots

New Guineans' European invasion set alarm bells ringing

Delhi police forget passwords to corruption portal, ignore 600 crimes

Cops shove complaints under the rug for EIGHT YEARS

Winklevoss twins say their Bitcoins will take them to SPAAAAACE

Zuck-bashers used crypto-cash to sign up with Virgin Galactic

VCE to offer Whiptail, Nexus 9000 and EMC's ViPR in future vBlocks

Co-opetition won't make co-owners grumpy thanks to delineated 'swim lanes'

Review of UK data protection: Should fines go OVER HALF A MIL?

It's not like it's taxpayers' money or anything. Oh wait...

Blimey! ANOTHER Bitcoin bleed brouhaha

Poloniex loses TEN PER CENT of depositors' funny money

Happy 75th birthday, Adam Osborne

Remembering a personal computing pioneer

Vulture wraps claws around Elgato Thunderbolt Drive+ portable SSD

ReviewSpeedy storage that burns a hole in your pocket

Not so shiny shiny: MWC in a post-affluent iPhone world

Live ChatSpeak your brains, 7 March @ 2pm GMT

Europe floats DIRTY ORE plan, rights groups scoff: It's VOLUNTARY?

Intel applauds conflict mineral proposal: We're ready to commit

Roll up, roll up for the Commentards' Ball

Commentards' BallAt last, the 'Pint' icon assumes some meatspace reality

DDN unveils Wizard of WOS: Not beardy Steve – object storage, silly

360 product supports 'entire unstructured data lifecycle'

Botnet masters using Tor to hide control tools for ZOMBIE SLAVES

Bet you're shocked to hear that, aren't you?

Tech Data dials up operations man for Europe

Vandebussche answers call to shore-up biz practises post number probe

Blighty teen boffin builds nuclear reactor INSIDE CLASSROOM

Headmaster: 'He reassured me he wouldn’t blow the school up'

Hey, MoJ, we're not your Buddi: Brit firm abandons 'frustrating' crim-tagging contract

You want this developed from scratch AND all the IP rights?!

PayPal mudslingfest TELEVISED: Icahn and Donahoe go on telly

Investor: eBay has 'worst governance ever'. CEO: It's just Carl's usual 'antics'

Squidge-droids maker updates iRobot for SUCK, SCRUB action

VideoMad bot tech boffins enter your bedrooms

Care Bears... share: NHS England promises to heal careless data-sharing plans

But outcome of audit will only partially be made public

Apple to grieving sons: NO, you cannot have access to your dead mum's iPad

Death certificate, will, solicitor's letter leave Cupertino unmoved

Getty offers 35 MILLION images for free – if you jump (em)bed with it

Read the fine print before you shack up with the vast agency

Phisherman's friend: Confused hacktivists deface FAKE BANK SITE

Anon Ghost op is full of fail

Global Warming is real, argues sceptic mathematician - it just isn't Thermageddon

InterviewIPCC hid the good news? Let's find out

Boston court confirms Peeping Tom's right to upskirt

'Not prohibited' under Massachusetts state law

Bloke rattles tin for giant 3D two-headed beast

Another day, another Kickstarter 3D printer pitch

VSAN emerges at a WHOPPING 32 nodes and two MEEELION IOPS

But VMware's not after top tier storage workloads … yet

Newsweek knocks on door of dad-of-six, tells him he invented Bitcoin

UpdatedBloke, 64, living near LA 'outed' by mag for print relaunch

Google offers up its own Googlers in cloud channel chumship trawl

Go on, stroke his hair - he's yours now

Millions of unloved iPhone 5Cs gather dust in warehouses – report

Unsold Apple mobes pile up despite assembly line pause

Linux cloud world's best kept secret DigitalOcean just bagged $37m

Sssh! Don't tell everyone! Well, not all at once

VMware wanted to keep its VSAN pricing secret – now it's all over the web

Price tags revealed with some Google-fu ahead of next week's reveal

US judge Koh won't ban old Samsung gear, tells Apple: Your patents aren't that amazing

You can't blame the Galaxy S2 for the iPhone 5c flop

So long, Samsung! TSMC is fabbing Apple's A8 chip, insiders claim

Cupertino's hated rival booted from future iPhone supply chain, paper reports

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