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NASA's 2015 budget plea: Jobs, pork, small business – OK, science

Dear Congress: Less than 0.5 per cent of the US budget will buy you the universe

Google, eBay to Australian gov: 'protect us from our users'

Regulate to deregulate: doubleplusgood

Would you work for BlackBerry boss Chen? He says his biz has 50:50 chance of success

We'll find out in two years, former Sybase man says

Wikimedia wants forced disclosures of paid edits

Saving you from lawsuits, not flaks from exposure

GNU security library GnuTLS fails on cert checks: Patch now

Many eyes missed bug for many years

Apple CFO's departure signals changing of guard

Peter Oppenheimer won't be the last Jobs-era hyper-growth author to move on

Windows XP market share GROWS AGAIN, outstrips Win 8.1 surge

Death row OS reclaims title as Redmond's fastest-growing

New design flaw found in crypto's TLS: Pretend to be a victim online

Researchers reveal way to hoodwink encryption protocol – and how to fix it

HTML is a sexually transmitted disease, say many Americans

Shock revelation as ordinary punters found not to understand tech acronyms

Dark matter killed the dinosaurs, boffins suggest

Harvard physicists float new explanation for killer comets

Aargh! My EYEBALLS are MELLLTING! Curse this DEVIL LAPTOP

I am a rat, of course, and have been staring at it close up for days

WHOA: Get a load of Asteroid DX110 JUST MISSING planet EARTH

Updated + vids100ft space rock ducked between our planet and THE MOON

Chillax, cranky commentards: Anger can KILL YOU

Lost your cool? You're likely to have stroke or heart attack in the next two hours

Hey doc, what's the PC's prognosis? A. Long-term growth below zero

Everyone wants battery-friendly chips or beefy server silicon, says IDC

BT's IPv6 EXPIRED security certificate left to rot on its website

Telecoms giant unaware of 'admin error' for nearly a month

Hot, fit, SWEATY users stroke Backbeats model, beg: DON'T CALL US

Mobile headsets for talking on? Not if you're a gym bunny

Got 4G? Wake up, grandad. We're doing 4.5G LTE-A in London - EE chief

And get a load of our gleaming voice system! It's, erm, 2G actually

If you don't GRIP it tightly, lonely enterprise cloud will WANDER

There's more to this than just a bigger DropBox

John Lewis to respray with coat of Oracle ERP: Don't worry, we won't be 'wall to wall' Larry

New 'omni-channel' strategy includes (shock) Windows 8 tabs

Putin to battle Snowden for Nobel Peace Prize

Whistleblower versus Vlad the Sabre-rattler

Inside Facebook's engineering labs: Hardware heaven, HP hell – PICTURES

10 years of FacebookBetter duck, Amazon... Hardware drone incoming

Google! and! Facebook! IDs! face! Yahoo! login! BAN!

Blocks rivals from delicious punter data

Dell charges £16 TO INSTALL FIREFOX on PCs – Mozilla is miffed

Moz tells Reg: We're looking into this

Hundreds of folks ready to sue Bitcoin exchange MtGox

Brit-based firm says it's getting ready to file hefty class action lawsuit

Very fabric of space-time RIPPED apart in latest Hubble pic

Cluster upchuck: Highspeed galaxy hurls star-making fuel during violent passage

CIA snoops snooped on Senate to spy spy torture report – report

Spies spied on our spy docs, official claims

Shape-shifting box shifter Systemax made cash... from non-IT kit

2013 financials: Sales down, losses widen

KCOM caught in yet ANOTHER customer privacy snafu

Email addresses bared to world+dog by gaffe-prone ISP

NASA robot plans mid-2020s trip: Europa. Wet, radioactive life forms (hopefully). Bliss

One big step for man, one $15m mission for astroboffins

Brit Bitcoin dev: I lost 'over £200k' when MtGox popped its socks

Calls on Japanese cops to take action

Psssst. Don't tell the Bride, but BBC Three is about to be jilted

Fear not! Sick-splashed flip flops to rise again online

Speaking in Tech: Really... $19bn. For WhatsApp?

Podcast'Member when you worried about kids posting naked selfies on Facebook?

OpenText says punters want low latency, sovereignty certainty

Info management outfit takes 30 racks in Sydney bit barn

Don't be shy, we know you've got .NET code. Why not run it on our Linux cloud – Red Hat

Two can play that game, Pivotal

Big Content wants Aussies blocked from Netflix

Be careful what you wish for

Your 'funny' cat pics are weighing down the web, so here's a better JPEG encoder from Mozilla

Claims to reduce file sizes by 10 per cent

Roku flashes $50 HDMI TV web dongle at anyone sick of Google's stick

Chromecast rival Streaming Stick even has a remote – gasp!

Tech policy battle: Australian Industry Group vs. Information Industries Association

Violent agreement on the need for R&D reform, but business lobby doesn't see tech as a prosperity-driver

Facebook, Instagram give dodgy online gun sales the BULLET

Arms dealers un-liked, criminal touts filtered

Asian messaging companies are closing in on WhatsApp

Facebook will need to find more billions if it wants to dominate the world

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