Virtualization VMware blows $1.5bn gobbling AirWatch to boost mobe wrangling A bit more than one Instagram in cash gives Virtzilla a grip on your mobe's every move 23 Jan 00:30 | 7
Podcast Speaking in Tech: Is this a mascot convention? Oh ... my God Greg's unbelieve-fur-ball hotel experience plus this week's cloudy tech news 23 Jan 00:56 | 10
Legal Verizon's transparency report shows more than 320,000 US data slurping orders Life in the Land of the Free 23 Jan 01:29 | 13
Science Here come the CATBOTS: Boffins build 'whisker sensors' Carbon nanotube creation sensitive enough to 'feel' paper resting on a desk 23 Jan 02:02 | 1
On-Prem Lenovo shares in trading halt ahead of 'disclosable transaction' You don't ask the stock market to do this when you buy toner, people 23 Jan 02:53 | 7
Legal Judge sighs at 'whack-a-mole' lawsuits as Apple deals blow to Samsung Eternal patent war latest: San Jose beak's patience is wearing thin 23 Jan 03:02 | 28
On-Prem Singapore itching to hire new IT pros Tax rates are tiny and the weather's more or less the same every day 23 Jan 03:32 | 1
Legal India says HP and Infosys used window dressing to shrink tax bills And we do mean window dressing: Infosys allegedly claimed the cost of curtains 23 Jan 04:04 | 4
Security Network Solutions apologises for 'You just paid us $1850' email 'Badly worded e-mail' should have explained new WebLock service was opt-in 23 Jan 05:01 | 7
Security US card scammers pull $2m petrol heist Skimming operation nets big bucks and serious charges for gang 23 Jan 05:32 | 20
Bootnotes German frau reports for liver transplant clutching bottle of vodka Didn't quite manage the 'dry for six months beforehand' challenge 23 Jan 06:02 | 47
Security Cryptocurrencies now being pooped out by cartoon cat NyanCoin joins the virtual gold rush 23 Jan 06:31 | 23
Updated Chrome lets websites secretly record you?! Google says no, but... Dev reckons exploit lets sneaky sites listen in on your mic – El Reg investigates 23 Jan 07:02 | 59
Science Walking while texting can – OUCH! – end badly, say boffins Prodding your mobe slows you down and limits your vision 23 Jan 07:30 | 49
Software Bing Maps COCKUP: Oracle UK HQ is 'Elvis Impersonators' joint Also describes Microsoft base as 'Thames Valley Nursery' 23 Jan 07:59 | 24
Databases MemSQL bods develop new transaction: $35m now in-pocket Upstart slurps Silicon Valley sugardaddy cash for database expansion 23 Jan 08:24 | 2
Security When ZOMBIES go shopping: 40m Target customer breach? That's NOTHING! Retail is RIDDLED with malware and bots - survey 23 Jan 09:02 | 25
Science Handsome young autopilot reports for spaceplane duty LOHAN welcomes 3D Robotics' Pixhawk kit 23 Jan 09:29 | 24
On-Prem It was inevitable: Lenovo stumps up $2.3bn for IBM System x server biz 7,500 staffers at Big Blue 'expected' to transfer over 23 Jan 10:05 | 35
Security Spies spy: CrowdStrike report says cyberspooks are EVERYWHERE And where state spies lead, criminals soon follow 23 Jan 10:28 | 12
Legal Bored with patent trolls? Small fry - prepare for the Design Trolls Govt's twiddles with design and patent law raise industry fears 23 Jan 11:18 | 24
Storage Did object storage come of age in 2013? Some crossed the chasm. Some turned back... 23 Jan 11:29 | 1
On-Prem Fusion-io posts another loss-making quarter but execs remain bullish The heavy lifting's over; results are beginning to pick up 23 Jan 11:41 | 1
Software Oracle nemesis SkySQL gins up enterprise MariaDB product Puts database, Galera cluster, and custom manager into a $20k box 23 Jan 12:02 | 3
Science Herschel boffins spot fat dwarf Ceres in TEARS over astro-identity crisis Am I an asteroid? Am I a dwarf planet? JUST TELL ME, you heartless fiends! 23 Jan 12:21 | 25
Networks If your telco or mobe provider hikes 'fixed' contract fees you can now ESCAPE - Ofcom But for every quid you save, there's a pro quo lurking... 23 Jan 12:39 | 31
Channel 2014: The year of the cloudy biz bankruptcy... or maybe it isn't? Classic channel insolvencies stay steady according to gov stats - not all doom+gloom 23 Jan 13:03 | 3
Science UK.gov recruiting 400 crack CompSci experts to go into teaching Kids need 'solid grounding in essential skills' says education secretary 23 Jan 13:19 | 60
On-Prem Thanks for suggesting eBay should flog PayPal. It's not happening, CEO tells Carl Icahn Tat bazaar boss rejects activist investor's proposal 23 Jan 14:02 | 36
Storage Growing revenues, profits on the up: WD sails on serenely SSD revenue uptick, buyouts delivering the goods - for now 23 Jan 14:31 |
Legal 'Netflix bitch': CEO of vid-streaming site taunts HBO chief over results Decent results too, with 43m subscribers. But pride does come before a fall 23 Jan 14:57 | 24
Legal TiVo: Yes we've axed staff, but we're NOT packing in hardware biz Designers laid off as set-top box maker looks to cloud 23 Jan 15:28 | 5
Software Facebook will LOSE 80% of its users by 2017 – epidemiological study Just like an outbreak of the Ebola virus, stalkbooking will eventually run its course 23 Jan 15:57 | 95
Channel Restructuring costs drag down Avnet's Q2 profits EMEA remains blot on Technology Solutions' copy book 23 Jan 15:58 | 1
Networks Alcatel-Lucent and BT unveil super fat pipe, splurt out 1.4Tb per second across London It's not the size, it's how you use... the spectral efficiency 23 Jan 16:27 | 30
Software Judge shoots down Oracle's Solaris support 'trafficking' claim But infringement, competition, false advertising claims still hang over Terix and Maintech 23 Jan 16:53 | 25
Legal US govt watchdog slams NSA snooping as illegal, useless against terrorism But panel split on its findings, fears public will hate spies if another 9/11 happens 23 Jan 19:54 | 77
On-Prem Australia, Indonesia, make peace in the cloud Telstra and Telkom Indonesia sign cloud services pact 23 Jan 21:36 | 1
Legal Feds cuff revenge smut site boss Hunter Moore on hacking charges Sex pic kingpin and alleged accomplice to appear in court today 23 Jan 22:05 | 6
On-Prem Nokia waves goodbye to device biz as phone sales continue to spiral It's all Microsoft's now, and it's welcome to it 23 Jan 22:44 | 26
Pic NASA's Opportunity rover celebrates 10 years on Mars with a FILTHY selfie Shatner gatecrashes press conference to ask about MYSTERY DONUT ROCK 23 Jan 23:58 | 42